ITT: Why marriage is for retards

ITT: Why marriage is for retards

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because waifu's aren't

if you're a man with any important assets - don't make the stupidest decision possible and put them in jeopardy to please a whining girl who is jealous of her "happy" friends.

kids can fuck off too. just be selfish brothers

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My fiance makes 10 dollars more an hour than me
I get pussy all the time and her head game is amazing.
Why wouldn't I tie the knot

Lose 18-22 years of your best years in order to raise a child youll put potentially millions of $ into. Why the fuck anybody would do this in modern times instead of traveling the world and saving all that $ is beyond me.

Unless ofcourse u dont have kids, in which case marriage is pretty alright, except for the whole 50% chance of divorce thing, but a prenup can fix that shit.

Probably sound like a tool saying this, but if you enjoy kids the millions are worth it. I've got a little girl, had her at 16/17 with my ex, it's made the road a little bumpy but it's worth it to me, she's precious.

marriage is crap children are crap too

I mean yeah, if you really want kids then I'm sure it's worth it. Personally, though, I'd rather get married and have 2 disposable incomes w/o kids. Travel the world with my bitch and get rich af in the process. That's what im tryna do.

SAUCE?

most kids are accidents which is kind of funny our procreation relies on forgetfulness/young and stupid or being intoxicated

I feel ya man, that's actually what I want to do but solo haha. Maybe this summer, I'm only 20 so I've got a lot of time still thankfully. I'm glad I had her young, it'll free up my adult life some more when she's older. I agree the expenses of raising a kid can be a bitch, but I get myself some pocket money through slinging pills thankfully. Where would you travel first user? And where ya from?

Yes dont mary go... I mean dude

Haha, so true. I'm the user above that had a girl at 16, but it was a planned pregnancy. Call me crazy but I wanted a child at a young age, and crazy enough my girlfriend did too. I've got no regrets.

From NY. I'd probably go somewhere with a beach and dank weed lol. I've been to Jamaica before but i was 16 and with my parents so i couldnt do that shit, but yeah. Can't really name anywhere specific since i literally want to go everywhere at least once. Except those fucked up places like Saudi Arabia or Togo. Hbu?

ITT:
Why retards aren't for marriage.

What is a prenuptial agreement?

OP is kissless virgin betafag

hurr need duh holy matrimony or aint nuh guud hurr
fuck off

Because it is

Same here, I'd love to go everywhere once. And no Saudi or Togo? Haha, I'd love to go to some shitty places for the experience, not for a prolonged time though. Where I'd go first? Damn, I don't know. Maybe somewhere basic like Tokyo first, Phillipines even. I want to meet some online friends from Mumbai and Australia too. If I could live anywhere though it'd probably be New Zealand.

Thing is if you go to some crazy place like SA you better know the fuck out of their customs and laws. Don't want to become another US tourist on death row for making an allah joke lol

Passing on your genetic material is the whole point of this exsistence. The rest is stories we tell ourselves as a comfort blanket to soften the blow of our own expiration date.

>ITT: benign neck bearded tumors, or cancer that has failed at being actual cancer

I agree

nah i don't buy that shit humans have passed the point of evolution where having kids is our sole purpose

Maybe it's the whole point of YOUR existence, doesn't mean everyone else has to abide by your idea of the goal of life or they're retarded. Grow the fuck up.

When women get past 25, a lot of "accidents" are intentional oops babies to try to trap the man.

oh yeah even before then can you imagine a guy poking holes in a condom or a women skipping birth control so they can hang on to some piece of shit for a while and argue until it's agreed betwixt the two they are both idiots or either party is vilified and alienated by the others family/friends

something useless against whores

I really wanna find someone to wife and have a baby with.

;___;

>when you're not just forever alone you're also bad at vidya

This.
They mean nothing to judges in the end if they think they're at all unfair.

What's wrong with having a kid?

>wahh wahh i r adult dun tell me wut to do waah

This. If you don't have a child you failed at the only purpose any living animal has.
Marriage on the other hand is retarded

> Marriage on the other hand is retarded.

Unless you marry a girl who shares your interests

A piece of paper depending on the lawyer

>most people expect it to change the relationship (fix problems, etc.); it does not
>marriage ceremonies are expensive
>does not offer any legal protections that cannot be achieved by other means
>cannot even prenup. prenup agreements are regularly overturned by judges during divorce proceedings
>all divorce laws are set up to benefit women over men. most places, even if you make less, she still gets alimony.
>if she dies, you're responsible for her debt
>custody laws default to women (don't have kids, either)
>studies show that male health declines when married.
>more often than not, marriages end in divorce. so what's the point? marriage is meaningless.

Wise words, my nigger.

Pretty much agree with this.
Apart from the selfishness.
Yes, do be selfish, but always be generous to your friends.

Are you white? Saudi Arabia is the shit if you are white. Don't believe the bullshit but do be careful and respectful over there. You wanna go to a shithole head to Detriot.

I have been all around the world. Why? Cuz I didn't get married and have no kids.

>doesn't know that marriage operates as a legal civil union
>pretends others are stupid

In Germany, you get great tax benefits for being married. Also, if you have kids, you receive ~300 euros per kid per month.

This fucker has never been anywhere.

>I have been all around the world. Why? Cuz I didn't get married and have no kids.

No reason you couldn't do that before getting married, or after.

My parents took me to 25-30 countries before I turned 18.

My boy told me he fucked this girl he got a call from and fucked her 2 days before her wedding to a marine. Bitches be cray

Dude Germany is fucked. Enjoy that 300 euro that costs you 2000. Also enjoy the million black Muslims you guys are welcoming in for some reason.

yeah small monetary gain is exactly why you should waste your life

Lucky you. My parents where poor fucking farmers who never left the US. I am all for others getting married and having kids. Just not me.

Then again I have been sticking my dick in a lot of foreign chicks so maybe I do have a couple out there. Cool.

My parents came from very poor backgrounds, but managed to make a slightly better life together. Their goal is for me to surpass them, and mine will be to have my children surpass me.

Which I'm sure he/she will. Just need to find that waifu.

yeah but they had to drag you around the whole time and i bet if you asked them "hey did you mind wiping my nose and ass on our trips?" they'd say no but deep down you're father debated ditching you at every single turn

No, after I turned 10-11 I usually had my own room, save for when we were in Florida.

Did you parents hate you, user?

How old are you user? Just curious

24.

Underrated post

mhhmmm quad quads. no but generally speaking kids are work. work kills fun. they are a gamble they might be awesome but then youre more than likely going to seed an average idiot.

yes OP great thread or whatever. source?

>no but generally speaking kids are work

That's what makes it fun, having the opportunity to mold a mini you.

Otherwise you could just buy a gold fish.

So I guess the only true question is what am I going to name my goldfish?

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That is somewhat true but for the most part bullshit...

I actually agree with you about getting married... But it is hard as hell to overturn a well-written prenup...

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