Has anyone here ever been to a mssae parlour and gotten a happy ending? If so please share how it went down...

Has anyone here ever been to a mssae parlour and gotten a happy ending? If so please share how it went down, did you go with the intention of getting one or was it offered? And if u went with the intention, how did you know or what did u say?

TL;DR Has Sup Forums ever gotten a happy ending at a massage place?

BUMPING cuz I am interested in how it works..

I dont want to go to one and create a super awkward situation.

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Anyone??

I am in the US if that helps..

fag

bumping tryna get some answers here lol

I'm a massage therapist, similar job but without the possibility of awkward sex.

Curious too

I've been to a few.

Any place that advertises on backpage or similar most likely offers happy endings.

You go there, there will be a little waiting area where you'll pay and get escorted to a room with a bed or massage table. The person will tell you to take off your clothes so you strip down butt ass naked and wait for some other chick to come in.

Then she will massage you and if you're lucky she'll creep up and touch your balls while rubbing up and down your legs. Then when she asks you to flip over and your hard as a rock or chubbed up she will ask if you want anything extra and you negotiate. Usually, it's $60 for an hour massage, with a $40 tip for the massage girl after you get the rub and tug.

ill stick around for a bit if you guys have any questions

So blowjob, hand job, convince em to hop on you? Is it worth it?

In my experience I have been to two, both times they keep brushing against my dick while massaging, I then go hard and she closed her hand around it briefly and asked if I need anything else. We negotiated from there, second time was similar but she didn't grab it before, just brushed

Some of them have limits and only offer hand or mouth but if you have $150 to blow and want to get a massage and nut, then go for it.

Repeat business usually open up the door for more options. They are nervous about getting busted too so they might be wary of you at first.

This is similar to my experiences at asian massage parlors. You might get asked if you've been there before or to any other places.

Good sites to look for places are backpage and rubmaps.

They usually attractive or don't want em anywhere near your cock (busted and infected)

its hit and miss. you wont have a say in who you get. the girl just comes in the room and starts.

Ahhh haha near me they are prob scuzzy as fuck...

what do u look for on back pages ? or rubmaps?

This!! Bodyrubs or legit massage spas- all the body rubs in adult are for hookers

somewhere close to you. the pictures on backpage look nothing like who will actually be massaging you. check out usasexguide and eccie. google either one of those and you should be able to navigate to your locale and find reviews of massage places near you.

Anymore? Shes gorgeous!!!

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Keep em coming brother! Lovely girl. Do you have KIK? Id love to get the whole set.