Be shithead tourist driving through America

>be shithead tourist driving through America
>hear sirens
>look in rearview mirror and see police lights
>pull over
>pic related walks up to your car
What do you do?

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Can someone identify the Nike shoes he's wearing?

Nike Air Poverty

call him a towelhead

Nothing treat him like any other police officer, he's not your friend, but don't be a dick to him.

Minority police officers are worse than the white cops a lot of the time, but they're all untrustworthy regardless of color.

>Minority police officers are worse than the white cops a lot of the time
That hasn't been my experience. Spics make the best cops imo.

He transformed from funny looking shit to a normal looking human being. Is army and police force are keys to your problems USA?

Wait for him to shoot me seeing as I'm an unarmed civilian and hope the bullet just grazes me since american cops are the most untrained police force in the world.

be polite and 99% they'll shoot you in a non lethal area.

bribe him

Why the fuck is his shirt and shorts so long? That can't be comfortable

I'll get shot for reaching into my pocket to show him my license that he asked me to show him

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They don't miss black targets tho

This seems the likely result.

>manage to show him my licence without getting shot
OUT OF THE CAR THIS LICENCE IS A FAKE THERE IS ONLY 12 MONTHS!

Kek, I can see this happening.

I chuckled.

Indeed. In USA black lives matter and therefore they don't miss.

Nike cortez. I remember them fondly. All the cholos wear them.

took me a sec