I'm collecting secrets. Give me your deepest ones

I'm collecting secrets. Give me your deepest ones.

currently in an online relationship with someone who is pregnant and married

I wish to dress up as a fat person with like foam molded to make it look like I was fat but leave some space in the front where I can place a midget, like they are small and on ideal blowjob height. so I would walk around all day posing as a fatso while getting a day long blowjob. and ill make her just Let my limp dick rest in her mouth when I came until its ready for the next round. and nobody would know

Wow xD just wow

One word, incest.

right?

I was 7 and on my way back home from school when some dude stopped me. my pants were too wide because my mom bought some more size I'd grow in. my pants were slipping while I walked and he must have noticed. he asked me if he could help me with my pants. no other person was around so his hand went into my pants and to my balls. the he pulled my foreskin back and forth. his other hand grabbed my ass. he started stroking while he fingered my hole. then he said that it was quite unfair I had no chance to touch him. he pulled out his dick. I didn't want to touch it, so he fapped and came buckets. I never saw cum so I thought this was some kind of desease. I started crying and he ran away.

until today I can feel the very same fear in me remembering that day. pedos have no idea what they are doing to a child.

think I have to be somewhat glad that he didn't panicked and killed me.

my cousin sucked my dick

I committed two rapes that got pinned on Paul Bernardo.

raped by cousin at 6

I'm fucking a jew.

i just masturbated and my cummy sock is hanging off my slowly softening cock right now.
>masturbated to girl/dog porn
>gotta go clean up before wife gets home

I eat bugs

you should press charges if you haven't already...

I am busdriver and I hate this job so everytime I see foreigeners in my bus I make sure to say the name of the station as unclearly and shitty or even wrong as possible

seeing these people struggle or miss their station makes my shitty job a litte bit better

that sucks but the way you describe it is comical

Damn man. So you lived in Ontario.

I use puns to hide my crippleing depression

i worked at subway when i was a kid and i was usually high as tits. the same cop would always come in for lunch and order a tuna sandwich and give me a hard time. i jerked off and came into a plastic glove in the bathroom one day and mixed it into the tuna salad :]

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

where do you live?

I like to dance to loading zone announcements.

fuck you, if you cant handle some comments man up or go cry in a corner like the pussy you are. what a coward you are

I'm probably going to cheat on my girlfriend of 8 years with another woman who is engaged and has been with the guy for 8 years.

this is still Sup Forums. :|

Since I'm married, I fuck women who are in my wifes daily routine even if I'm not attracted to them
Fucked her sister, her hairdresser, her best friend, two waitress in her favorite restaurant, a trainee in her job.
I'm trying to pick up her cousin and waiting her younger sister to become 18 (17 now).
I was loyal before.

everything on this site is true

Into verbal and physical humiliation.

Im 24 and a single mother of 2 kids. It really gets me off when guys take advantage of me

it turns me on chatting about it

kik = knocklyonfun

I've posted greentext a few times before, but I've been doing sexual things on camera since I was 12 years old for strangers.

Also I'm SKELETONMAN! FINE PURVEYOR OF ALL THINGS SKELTAL.

Post all relevant pics

I let my aunt rape(?) Me when I was 13, she had been a bit weird around me but one day she just held me down got me hard and fucked me, I was scared and petrified it happened like twice more before I started liking it, but she only likes it when I was fighting or crying so I would pretend to get free fucks, she eventually told her husband and him her and I brushed it under the carpet so our families wouldn't treat it self apart

Currently in a purely sexual relationship with an underage girl, also have been doing it for about a year, during which I had a solid girlfriend and we had even moved in together. She was 15-16 while I was 19-20.

>My name is "Dan"

how much do you masturbate?

once a day maybe

I am currently messing around with a girl who clearly wants more than just a fuck every now and then.
It started out as a coping mechanism, thinking it would fast track me to getting back on my feet. It hasn't worked and I fear that my crippling depression isn't going to go away.
I fear that unless I go through a major lifestyle change, I will eventually end up killing myself. I haven't found the balls to end it. Yet.

That aside, I live a life that some people would envy. I have considered that I'm just a fag who craves attention, but aside from Sup Forums I keep my secrets to myself.

My last 7 birthday wishes were all identical.

"I hope I die a quick, painless death as soon as possible."

>Mosted fucked secret
I actually really like this game. This'll help the story.
>Be me
>Fapping to goat whore
>Really fucked up incest shit
>Mom bursts in
>Dick in hand
>Pic very visable
>Mom in tears
>Apparently my dad died from cancer
>Get kicked out
>Mom hasnt talked to me since
>This game legit ruined my fucking life
Starting a genocide run because of this

show your fat pussy lips you fat cunt

pic of your pussy?

Dude Me too

Post pics of your pussy you sloppy whore

best i have

I forgot to mention, along with this, I'm terrified to show my face to strangers online, on the off chance someone recognizes me from when I would do (and still do, I can't stop myself, send help) these lewd things

I'd more than likely kill myself if it ever somehow got out that I did that kind of thing.

>More skeletons

timestamp lipstick on tits and i will kik

Write Gimp on your belly.
Let's see lips spread you slut

My girlfriend is an experiment

Male or female?

yea, that sucks. I wanne see your dirty hole, dirty whore

Kek

Male, crossdressed.

I hit puberty late, you can guess how much people liked that.

please explain online relationship to me... Like you are in r. with someone you never met.. just why?

...

story?

How do you manage this without her finding out? I almost hooked up with an ex co worker of my wifes who is still on her facebook and I deemed that too risky.

cus we're both physically and emotionally attracted to each other. and she has a cheating husband who she cant leave

I masturbate using my underwear. Sometimes I wear them for days, jacking it until I change pairs.

Me too Carlos.

This has potential

Im too much of a pussy to pull the trigger

i am H.I.V positive and i purposely fuck people without protection

Being a young college student, I was quite interested in this whole "love" thing, so I did a bunch of research (literally just watching anime). Then I realized that the only thing that causes love is love itself, and if you somehow convinced yourself that you loved someone, it'd be pretty hard to stop, as it would be a legitimate love. Thus, I decided that I'd love this girl in my chemistry class. I asked her to some dance and surprisingly she accepted. Although it isn't as exciting as you may have expected, I'm not sure if I'm actually in love with this girlfriend of mine of 2 years. Thus far, it has been an interesting experience.

Everyone else thinks the love is real tho. It would make lots of people sad if they knew

>my cummy sock

how did u become pos?

>physically
>barely meet (if at all)

I commited the Whitechapel murders in 1888

when i was 15 i actually asked my sister to suck me off,she was 14... she just asked me if i was normal and walked away XD
what can i say...i was pretty horny,and as that move was fucking autistic so was i (at that time),to find a gf for those things... anyhow,it is still to this day on my mind and i m thinking should i apologize for it,or just sweat it since im thinking it would be really awkward again ,and she cant really mind me that since she isnt showing it or anything towards me... can some one says what he thinks? just keep silent about it?

Cant tell if "piece of shit" or "positive"

yeah, she lives a few states away. makes it difficult

Fukn ur mom

I want to die. But I can't tell my family. They wouldn't understand.

love is just a bunch of chemicals
i get ya bro

who? when did it start? details?

Are you on crack?

is it the guilt?

...

Why did you add two words?

Step 1: learn to write welll
Step 2: write a fuk ton of books about how your life is shitty through the cbaracter named "Geoff Yart" (jus came up with it idk if its a guy from somewhere
Step 3: make bank
Step 4: lifes not so shitty anymore is it

I've been tested HIV positive and I haven't told my gf yet. I probably caught it from this German 30e hooked and my gf and I had sex in between that and when I got tested. She's probably infected already so I didn't tell her before we had a quicky this morning.

I have killed someone.
I tired to kill the president.
i have CP on my PC
I have 50kg of illegal Drugs
I have contacts to ISIS
I have built an atomic bomb.

That what's OP looking for because he is working for the Feds... am i right?

i am ever lasting i am god

It's a sign you should live man.
What's wrong?

How are you still alive?

I know my partner is on drugs but continue to let them lie. It's slowly killing our relationship.

I've lurked since I was 13, and used to really want to do camwhoresque requests for pervy oldfags, but didn't want to be b& or v& for being underage.

Lol I just started getting the pizza

RUN user, THEY'RE ON TO US!
Hey, another pedo whore. Did you ever do it with strangers? Or just thought about it?

God:
This'll be interesting

Thats a form of love that grows from committment rather than passion but its still the same end result. People have been enjoying happy arranged marriages for a long time

Yes, I think thats the reason. I see no point to my existence in the grand scheme of human history so I feel like death is a welcome solution. If I told my family this, I think theyd have me institutionalized.

I am actually really into english and writers like Charles Bukowski. But my life isnt shitty, I just dont want to live anymore honestly.

i had dreams and aspirations then i realized im a broke fuck who cant do anything
and more bitching and complaining ect ect :/

I was the one who killed those five women in London's east end. Not you.

>There were actually quite a few more.

Must confess .

When I was a LDS missionary I kissed a girl.

Pfffttt
Only 13?
Ive been here since I was 11

That makes sense
I also read somewhere that arranged marriages tend to be more successful too

Fuk freedom amirite?

𝓘 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓯...

your aunt and uncle are scum

I had sex with my dog when I was 16. I'm not into that stuff at all now, but sometime near the end of puberty i went slightly nuts and committed the most depraved sex act known to man.

my friends guilted the hell out of me the first time i tried to kill myself now i cant seem to do it
ive tried many methods and theyve failed oh well guess im not good at anything

In 6th grade I stole a kids iPod. Later that week he shot himself.

Not a day goes by that I don't think about him.