User from gayest thing you have ever done thread finish your story here

user from gayest thing you have ever done thread finish your story here

me and the bestfriend guy?

>user from gayest thing you have ever done thread finish your story here

I think so, was a good story but it 404'ed before I saw the end

are you talking about the story with the jumping hug shit?

Yeah I didn't catch the end, I was playing csgo

ah alright

I still have the thread open, I'll post the story and then continue typing it

omg fucker post it all, I wanna read it before I go to bed

>be me and bestfriend
>this is about a year after other story
>DEFINITELY know im gay
>at this point I started to really get feelings for this guy
>over the few years we did alot of cute stuff together, much fun had
>I was about 5'4" at the time, he was around 5'9''?
>pretty skinny, brown hair and green eyes
>somewhat toned body, abs and toned biceps
>he always dominated me, tossed me around like nothing, I basically acted like a girl around him

anyways

>in the kitchen, parents are asleep
>dicking around in the pantry, it was somewhat of a walk-in
>pushes me in the doorframe
>i grip my hands on the frame
>jokingly grind against him
>he starts dry humping really hard
by the way, I was in my underwear, short little booty trunks, he was in sweatpants.
>takes it slow
>places his hands on my hips, guides me
>fuck
>his bulge is pressing so hard against my hole
>laughing fades
>grind on him for what seems like forever, breathing gets heavier
>he turns me around and starts chuckling again
>i would usually say his name over and over again when he flirted with me, I had no idea what to do except act like a girl
>he says nothing
>im blushing really hard
>places his hands behind my waist
>right below my ass
>my hands are on his shoulders
>out of nowhere whips me up in the air
>hes now holding me
>jumping hug basically
>pic related
>i keep saying his name, stretching out the words
>so embarrassed
>he loved doing it to me
>starts bouncing me up and down, hands all over my ass
>holds me low enough so his dick is in between my hole and balls
>im so fucking hard
>its pressing on his belly button
>dicks basically touching

Typing the rest now

Bump

rubber baby buggy bump

bamp

Im not gay but this made me hard

tbh the story kind of ends there
But I have some other ones too

>me and bestfriend
>hanging out, watching movies from my bed
>we always cuddled when watching movies, he was the bigger spoon
>this time he was placed against the backwall, so he could sit upright
>i had a blanket and was inbetween his legs my head was rested between his thigh and cock
>fufcuk I could smell him
>smells so good
>decide to test my luck and nudge his crotch with my head
>he chuckles
>i keep doing it
>his dick was already hard but hes starting to throb
>go even further
>i nudge his dick with my lips
>kissing it basically
>he goes silent
>fuck I think I went too far
>he tries to play it off casually
>grabs the back of my head, slightly pulling my hair
>forces my lips all over his crotch
>bobbing my head against his cock
>instincts kick in and i wrap it around the head
>hes throbbing through his sweatpants
>his breathing gets heavier
>starts pulling my hair harder
>I think I can taste the precum omg omg
>suddenly stops, he knows he went to far
>"haha bro you're so gay"
>dude....
>fuck I loved the smell of him

more?

Hot shit don't go sour

I'd like more

Kek rejected

gayest thing I have done .... Be gay?

Can gay get ?

No Kik

Do you guys want lewd stuff or just us generally being cute together?
The lewd stuff runs out pretty quickly

Both?

Either one you like

Yes

So I have these few experiences with my Sister's ex boyfriend that she was dating at the time when I was young. Anyone interested?

Surethingpal

Yes sir

Why cant I be smooth like that down there?
I wash like no other mother fucker, shave CAREFULLY, what else do I have to do?
Also, anyone have tips for removing what I'm going to assume are stretchmarks in between the leg and groin area?

I know it makes it look so much better

It's taking him very long to type

Yeah no shit

Yep.

Chemical or laser hair removal

I guess I'll just do both lol

Cute stuff first

>me and bestfriend
>watching movies again
>hes the bigger spoon
>hes wrapped around me, left hand is on my waist/thigh
>starts stroking my hair
>I had a pretty shitty day actually, was getting fucked with in class so he decided to stay the night with me
>he always knew when I was upset
>starts teasing me, just doing stupid little stuff
>somehow we make our way to the floor
>pretty much make a second bed
>start wrestling again
>he pins me and gets on top
>i start saying his name over again, giggling and acting like a sissy
>he says "i just need to do a few tests"
>starts tickling me like crazy
>goddamn I'm ticklish
>starts messing with my nipples, knowing how sensitive I am
>generally teasing me
>I giggle a little too hard
>my dick is so hard under his
>I'm just in booty trunks and a tshirt
>they're super thin
>my dick is brushing against his balls and cock
>he notices
>starts laughing at me
>readjusts so his throbbing dick is pressing against my hole
>thrusting softly
>I moan a little
>the head is poking so much against me
>hes breathing heavily
>not smiling anymore


Sorry I'm really fucking tired

The hairs not the issue, more so my ass feels a tad, lumpy, and I dont even really have an ass, that shit should have room to feel lumpy.

>haha bro you're so gay
Nigga he's in denial so bad

also pic related we did stuff like that all the time

>So when I was a kid, my sister used to dress me up in her clothes and make up. shes 6 years older than me
>I would gently protest but secretly love it.
>as we gre older, our dress up sessions became more and more infrequent till they stopped altogether.
> missed it.
>sometimes when shes away, I sneak into her room and put on her clothes.
> be me 12, sister and boyfriend 18
>Sister leaves to do swimming, part of the club.
>Parents at work
>mind wanders to sisters room
> go into her room, strip down
> find some clean panties, mini skirt, stockings, and a somewhat revealing tube top
>Used hair strengthener. Have medium-short length curly hair that looked quite long when straightened.
> put on lipstick and mascara
> I was skinny and hairless, looked quite feminine
> catch myself in a mirror, start to fap like crazy
>Door creaks
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>sisters boyfriend staring at me
>user WHAT THE FUCK?!
>I'm fucking dead.jpg
>I just came to get her swimming bag, but seriously what the fuck?!
>I just look at him
>Speak after what felt like hours
> "Please please don't tell her" "I'll do anything please!"
>Plead with him for 10 minutes, almost start crying
> speaks up suddenly "I won't tell her if you suck my dick."
>faint bit of disgust at the thought but honestly, a little turned on.
> look down and mutter a small "okay"
>He unbuttons jeans as I slowly walk over to him.
> get down on my knees
> jerk him off until he gets hard.
>I start to lick it
>I hear him moan.
>Tells me to take his dick in my mouth
>I gulp his dick and suck him off slowly
>grabs my hair and begins to thrust into my mouth
>suddenly deep throats me cums in my mouth without warning
>Can't breath
>He lets go of me and I star to gag and cough alot
>I stay on my knees, looking down
>He walks behind me and grabs the swimming bag then leaves.

Work out your was muscles to get rid of the fat, the more frequently you work out, the less day and smoother your was will be, running is a good way to stay in shape, try to find the "trap like asthetics" infograph

>posting pasta
Nice try faggot

post source

sauce

>fucked 5 shemales
>5 out of 5 couldnt continue after 10 minutes according to my dick size (its thick and veiny and huge)
>sucked their dicks (4 of em)
> 1 was erected but with condom
> 1 was flaccid without condom
> 1 was erected and thick as fuck, without condom
> and the last one's dick was really dark color almost a nigger althought her body was white as fuck. almost erected after 5 minutes of sucking, without condom

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>touched and jerked like 10 seconds of my friends dick in highschool
> frottage with another friend in highschool too

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>i was touching and let them touch my ass and cock when i was really young. cant remember how many of them

any other questions?

>pic related
>pic
pic

see

its cause he reposted from last thread

I let a friend fuck me in the ass, I like girls to fist me, i've had a few dogs fuck me, and I sucked off two dogs. Idk which is gayest.

As a straight guy I had my first gay experience today.

I don't know how I feel about it. He came. I didn't. He kept telling me how big my dick was.

We all say that just to get another chance.

I am pretty thick though. We didn't have sex. Just kind of grinded. He had clothes on. I didn't. Seriously today is really different for me. I don't know what to think.

Fuck am I gay now?!

Started a thread and didn't deliver

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I have a friend who is gay.
One night i fucked his flatmate, a 5/10 girl who became momently a 8/10 because of great bj/facefuck.
I was full of drugs so nothing could stop him so I asked him to blow my cock and he did.

sucked a dick. got fucked in the ass. ate my own cum.

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