Alright guys, help me make a D&D character. Dubs choose

Alright guys, help me make a D&D character. Dubs choose.
First up, my name, what is it?

large futa cock

OP will roll once for ya. Let's see some dubs

Autismo

English nigger,do you speak it.

Too late user

Enjoy your adventure, large futa cock

Chekt

I already regret this.
What's my starting Class?

Yo, check'd

I rolled these trips.
Use the worst starting class possible.

Bard

Let's see your dubs then, because I've never got to be a bard before

monk

Ok. THIS IS A FUCKING REROLL

Fuck. last reroll

want to help me out here op?

Roll for based Cleric of the Tempest

cleric

Absolutely.
I've never really made a character from scratch aside from a Cleric named Marcell Duchamp. Having a shitty character won't bother me at all though, as long as I can play him with pride.

reroll

monk

sorry op, no bard for you

witnessed!

Okay we got a job.
Now, what is our race?

investment banker.

Paladin for the god of wine

Drow she-boy

race is the illusive cock goblin

It has to be a Mountain Dwarf. Perfect cleric

Half human Top Half turtle

re rolll!!!!

Drow futa is best futa

Oh shit. Forget dwarf, you have to be a goblin

Bonus, if the winning dubs is trips they choose the gender as well as race.

Perfect.choice has to be cock goblin

Half-Orc for bigger futa cock

Nubian

Forest Gnome just so you can be an annoying cunt that has a pet squirrel

Winrawr

double winrar

>OP wuz kings an shiet

kek, go variant human with Skulker feat for that extra nigger flavor

race = goliath panda

Awwwww Yeah!

reroll

rerolle

and op you better start doing this by numbers and not dubs. Its taking too long. Do something like next 5 decides

reeerol

Kek m8, gud idea

roerrell for trips tho

yeah, I'm gonna start doing it with 3's

just stop m9

background = sword smither

re roll

winrar

fix ur background fgt

alignment must be chaotic evil

Also, chaotic because niggers don't follow laws.
And I was a kingz and shit in the past

and my dubs confirm

winrar is enclosed

It's evil now for ya
Now, let's assign some scores

It's a sword smither now

also ur a fucking retard

dubs = 1/9 chance of happening

3s = 1/10 chance of happening

3s are literally less common then dubs you fuckin inbred

15 Str, 5 int and 8 wisd

If Trips OP Has One Hp
>Cuz White Mans Steal my skeelz

FUCKING GOLD

DEX = 14 cuz darkies can run fast

Back to dubs then if that's an issue.

15 str 14 int 14 chr 13 con 6 wis 8 dex

reroll

rerol

WIS = 15
You be da majical old black man

rerole for trips

6's across the board, otherwise your a minmax fag

how did you figure out the dubs one? because math doesnt seem to add up

I've never heard of a slow nigger

reroll for more dubs

15 to Charsima cuz big cock

reroll for more trips

got two dubs on this

also one trips

check

It really doesn't but I'll go with 3's but dubs will overrule a 3's choice.

winrar

Check

00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99

3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3

maybe im wrong

but its still equal also check tripz

seems fair enough

31 dex, everything else 1

...

also trips say your character's name is now 'rithule the slaughterous'

rerol

rithule must live again

pls rtithule

roll

new name is rithule the slaughterous check

also check these dubs ------^

it would be 1/10 for bolth, so yeah, i kinda fucked up i guess

CHECK'EM

reroll for name = rithule the slaughterous

reroll for name = rithule the slaughterous

Well I'll be fucked.

rerol

rithule must live again

Okay, character traits, lets go~
Also, Rithule The Slaughterous sounds pretty cool
but I'd like to know the meaning of the name real quick

>normie fags put 6 on wisdom

Good job faggots, now OP probably won't play Large Futa Cock, the ex kang of Nubia and currently cleric of thunder and shiet.

If dubs, you must use a two-handed large banana as weapon.

yfw rithule quads

hes a goliath panda now

he was a member of the infernal army, a birth of science.

WINRAR