Alright guys, help me make a D&D character. Dubs choose.
First up, my name, what is it?
Alright guys, help me make a D&D character. Dubs choose
large futa cock
OP will roll once for ya. Let's see some dubs
Autismo
English nigger,do you speak it.
Too late user
Enjoy your adventure, large futa cock
Chekt
I already regret this.
What's my starting Class?
Yo, check'd
I rolled these trips.
Use the worst starting class possible.
Bard
Let's see your dubs then, because I've never got to be a bard before
monk
Ok. THIS IS A FUCKING REROLL
Fuck. last reroll
want to help me out here op?
Roll for based Cleric of the Tempest
cleric
Absolutely.
I've never really made a character from scratch aside from a Cleric named Marcell Duchamp. Having a shitty character won't bother me at all though, as long as I can play him with pride.
reroll
monk
sorry op, no bard for you
witnessed!
Okay we got a job.
Now, what is our race?
investment banker.
Paladin for the god of wine
Drow she-boy
race is the illusive cock goblin
It has to be a Mountain Dwarf. Perfect cleric
Half human Top Half turtle
re rolll!!!!
Drow futa is best futa
Oh shit. Forget dwarf, you have to be a goblin
Bonus, if the winning dubs is trips they choose the gender as well as race.
Perfect.choice has to be cock goblin
Half-Orc for bigger futa cock
Nubian
Forest Gnome just so you can be an annoying cunt that has a pet squirrel
Winrawr
double winrar
>OP wuz kings an shiet
kek, go variant human with Skulker feat for that extra nigger flavor
race = goliath panda
Awwwww Yeah!
reroll
rerolle
and op you better start doing this by numbers and not dubs. Its taking too long. Do something like next 5 decides
reeerol
Kek m8, gud idea
roerrell for trips tho
yeah, I'm gonna start doing it with 3's
just stop m9
background = sword smither
re roll
winrar
fix ur background fgt
alignment must be chaotic evil
Also, chaotic because niggers don't follow laws.
And I was a kingz and shit in the past
and my dubs confirm
winrar is enclosed
It's evil now for ya
Now, let's assign some scores
It's a sword smither now
also ur a fucking retard
dubs = 1/9 chance of happening
3s = 1/10 chance of happening
3s are literally less common then dubs you fuckin inbred
15 Str, 5 int and 8 wisd
If Trips OP Has One Hp
>Cuz White Mans Steal my skeelz
FUCKING GOLD
DEX = 14 cuz darkies can run fast
Back to dubs then if that's an issue.
15 str 14 int 14 chr 13 con 6 wis 8 dex
reroll
rerol
WIS = 15
You be da majical old black man
rerole for trips
6's across the board, otherwise your a minmax fag
how did you figure out the dubs one? because math doesnt seem to add up
I've never heard of a slow nigger
reroll for more dubs
15 to Charsima cuz big cock
reroll for more trips
got two dubs on this
also one trips
check
It really doesn't but I'll go with 3's but dubs will overrule a 3's choice.
winrar
Check
00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99
3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3
maybe im wrong
but its still equal also check tripz
seems fair enough
31 dex, everything else 1
...
also trips say your character's name is now 'rithule the slaughterous'
rerol
rithule must live again
pls rtithule
roll
new name is rithule the slaughterous check
also check these dubs ------^
it would be 1/10 for bolth, so yeah, i kinda fucked up i guess
CHECK'EM
reroll for name = rithule the slaughterous
reroll for name = rithule the slaughterous
Well I'll be fucked.
rerol
rithule must live again
Okay, character traits, lets go~
Also, Rithule The Slaughterous sounds pretty cool
but I'd like to know the meaning of the name real quick
>normie fags put 6 on wisdom
Good job faggots, now OP probably won't play Large Futa Cock, the ex kang of Nubia and currently cleric of thunder and shiet.
If dubs, you must use a two-handed large banana as weapon.
yfw rithule quads
hes a goliath panda now
he was a member of the infernal army, a birth of science.
WINRAR