Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!

I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!

my neighbour is a psychiatrist, i stabbed him for being a bitch.

Okay. Do you have a question?

Check'd!

How to stop being a total pussy about literally everything?

How do i commit suicide with a banana?

I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.

yes, how much of a faggot is op?

Tell me more. There's not really enough information.

You wait till you are 8 and die a comfortable death surrounded by your loved ones.

Not at all.

I'm bi though, if that helps?

What

Why am I never truly satisfied in life?

Eat them until you lose feeling in your legs/feet. Too much potassium will kill you

I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.

Because you shouldn't be? Why would you be? That's not how life works.

If you were satisfied, a tiger would eat you; you gotta stay hungry, and climbing that hill, Anonymous!

It'd take more than he could eat to do that.

Ah now it makes sense.

I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.

Evening Alice~ How are you doing today?

What does a stuttered silent letter sound like?

exactly how you think it does

Pretty good really. Can't complain.

Same as a regular stuttered sound, you racist.

I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.

why do i have trouble talking to people. even online i will almost never talk to anyone unless i need help, and if i do end up talking to someone and it goes on for too long i will quit the game to end it

Sounds like you have extreme social anxiety; seek medical attention.

Hey, psychologist buddy. I am scared of making efford and even try to have a relationship. Two years ago I fckd up, have not noticed feeling of a girl, hurt her (didnt even kniw back then) and some time after that i've fallen in love with her but she rejected me sayin i hurt her and now she doesnt love me anymore. Now i am afraid that i will hurt my potential partner and i don't want that so i convinced myself that i don't need partner. Ofc, i am a virgin and didnt have a gf yet. Is it bad that i don't need partner when everybody around tries to force me into relationship?

Hi Alice. Are we freinds?

What does it mean if i stopped a woman from being raped?

This looks like a trap to me.

*blinks* You DO need a partner though, clearly, or you wouldn't be asking these questions.

Why are you so afraid of hurting someone that you reject everyone? That's clearly throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

how many fake psychiatrists does it take to make a shitty fake internet cult

im not gay you're gay

it is

that you helped someone??
Were you conflicted about it or something?

dunno how many shit tier trolls does it take to screw off?

No, i just stopped chasing her.

*About the role that ROS takes in our cells, from what i've searched it does indeed damage your mitochondria due to oxidations in the long run but it's also paramount to us for cell signaling, is there any hope in the future to obtain a longer lifespan without being obliged to accept an hypotetical transhumanistic treatment or the conservation of your body with cryonic preservation?*

How do i come to terms with the fact that my father used to rape me when he got drunk and my mother didnt care...

why alice? why not the best 2hu?

Idk, I feel like if they can be happy w/o me i should be happy for them and not fight for my own happiness

hi ritsu i missed you too

hey alice

good evening.
its me, the koala guy from earlier
also known as tics's
i find it interesting how more and more young women are into horror movies nowadays
why do you think that is?

Is there an easy cure for depression?
>inb4 an hero

There's always a calorie restricted diet.

By going to a therapist and possibly pressing charges.

That's ridiculous; who is to say that the combined system of you and the other person would not result in more happiness than either on their own?

Uhm. I don't think the demographics have changed, just that you have selection bias.

No, depression cannot be cured, only treated. Seek medical attention.

guess again psycho

Ika is that you?

Tell me, is there such a thing as fate?

Woah hata you're back

Depends. Is the universe deterministic?

why do i feel so useless

regardless you're the same person who was in the other threads trying to play defender

i'm only here because someone linked me and told me to leave a few shitposts though

I'm pretty terrible at paying attention today. I'm glad to hear your day went well! Makes for a much nicer evening~

Thanks, will try to remember that next time

Are there vibrating strings in the 10th dimension?

wait thats not ika never mind

why do I keep thinking about her

What if you subscribe to the cognitive approach, in that depression is caused by faulty thinking, therefore being guided on techniques of how to think differently can in fact cure it?

who the fuck? i just like cute 2hus

thanks for admitting you shitposted.
reported.

I think I'm a sociopath. Or a psychopath.

The way I look at others apparently isn't the way my friends look at others.

I used to think everyone thought the same way I did.

Recently it seems people understand people more feeling than I do.

How do I find out more, fellow Anonymous?

*Seems like i'll have to say goodbye to all the sweets that our society brought.*

Only what can happen does happen.
We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings. All future events are preordained to occur, and doesn't that mean that nothing can be stopped?

i mistook you for someone i hate, sorry

Perhaps that is true
>I shall rephrase the question away from gender.
why do you like horror movies and are you an adrenaline junky?

Alice, how do i find girl that would like my true self, not only tryin-to-be-funny guy but also lazy user with no life goals? How do i find one BTW? My life had no meaning so far...

i'm sorry to hear you need outside confirmation to identify a shitpost, i don't think there is therapy for that

If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

*wraps her arms around you* Because you do not yet see in you what I see in you, Anonymous.

No problem.

do tell user

Nah, just makes it easier if there is an admission.

What the fuck? Are you on fucking crack, a tiger would eat me? What?

......I'm starting to think you're not a 'real' psychologist
Me=

But I dont want to

>depression cannot be cured
Well ain't that depressing?

Is it harder to label someone as paranoid and suspicious now that we know the extent to which the NSA is spying on everyone?

There is no "true self"; you are what you do. Nothing more, nothing less.

....do you not understand analogy? It's evolutionary psychology Anonymous.

Do you think we always lived in cities or something?

no it really doesn't make it any easier at all, unless you just don't know what to look for. a shitpost is a shitpost because of it's quality ritsu- i mean sorry, not ritsu

I don't like your evasive answer about my string question

i'm too impulsive, i start yelling without noticing, like, "HELLO HOW ARE YOU DOING". what do i do?

im by the way

her name is ikaros and she posts hata sometimes

I don't recognize that name, sorry.

Given that depression can't be outright cured, do you believe people can be born with depression, or is it something that occurs environmentally?

Thats true which is why i love feels threads so much.
i didn't realize horror movies could give the same effect to different people. Very interesting.

>I know you said you aren't an adrenaline junky but, do you enjoy roller coasters?

You're a shitty psychologist
Make no mistake
You have helped no one today

Everything is preordained. Even my responses.
...
This will be happening, in my world, and in yours.

*I do believe she's messing with you right now.*

Sure she did. She helped me identify who not to talk to, you!

i see, what happened?

Will you be my freind?

For the doc

No.

Nope.

I don't like being asked physics questions in a psychology thread.

Mindfulness! Ask people to tell you when you are too loud, try to keep track of how loud you are, use nearby sources of sound to match how loud you currently are, etc etc.

It's just a matter of practice and being mindful Anonymous.

There is certainly a genetic component, and we have identified genes that cause certain kinds of depression. However, as I said, it is almost certainly a blanket term for dozens of illnesses that simply have similar symptoms.

Roller coasters tend to do not much for me.

Odd that people have thanked me then.

And yet, I am the one moving the strings.

I would post in this thread if there weren't so many replies all the time.

Why do psychologists always try to send people to get medical attention when they know they will be put under mess that make you worse and make you want to kill yourself . Maybe psychologists are working with drug companies to make that profit out of people

String Theory is shit

wrong
she helps me feel better every time i talk to her
its fun.
i look forward to these threads every time i go on Sup Forums.

Nigga you said a while ago that you'll take me to mars, why u lying?

>PotentialSociopathAnon
I really don't want to see one.

If I am one, I don't want anyone else to know.

Is there anything else I can do, Ms. Puppeteer?

Why are you depressed? What happened?

The fact of it is quite depressing, but I guess I threw that one in just as a comedic relief.

no thats not ika because she would NEVER say "hata is best 2hu"

shes basically a cancer and nothing more

What's the best way to punish yourself? I need to feel responsible for my actions or inaction.

>her
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That's not at all how it works, so....mu?

Sorry, I try to reply quickly.

There are some tests you can take....would you like to contact me off of this thread?

[email protected]

Nothing happened; that's not how depression works.

What did you do?

Not really. Life is what life is.