Rate my shit 1-10. Hand for scale.
Rate my shit 1-10. Hand for scale
how hard is it?
5,5
>reverse image search
>no result
>mfw
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Bono would be proud
Holy fuck, did you have to get stitches afterwards ?
hand covered in shit/10
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nice color and size but looks really dry, would need a huge mug of piss to eat that fucker
>literal shitpost
mfw
Freeze the shit and suck on it
you need jesus
Wow, is that what, .6 courics? Nice.
That has to be around 18 kuriks.
One couric is about 2.5 lbs
How much does it waight ?
nice work user, i rate it at least 55 Courics !
5.5*
That is not one solid piece. I measure it around 3.7 courics.
you're obese. grossly obese. I am too, but that's not the point. you need to lose weight.
It's too bad the poo broke up. it would have been a good 6 Courics. But it did break up. Since it broke up, I'll give it a 3/10.
Solid 6, would be 7 if all in one piece.
O boi
Dat shit waddup
>people are rating this thing after courics from south park
>people are elaborating this more reasonably than any cut/uncut or politics thread
>mfw
fucking Sup Forums
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Impressive. 8/10, consistency could be better. Drink more water.
wat? u see dat boi? where he at?
>rate my shit 1-10
>rate my shit
>shit
>mfw this is a literal shitpost
since we are shitposting, anybody knows what could be that thing in pic related ?
Wait a minute does that thing have a face
Is that
The Virgin Mary
toppest of keks
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if that came out of your ass...you´re fucked
It could've been a world record if it was 1 solid piece, too bad.
Sauce?
i genuinely laughed
several of them of different sizes are among my shit,I dont eat any corn btw
looks like your liver wasnt producing enough bile
>cancer/10
Rest in RIP user
Thats death user
these trips don't lie OP
this seems useful, here is another pic of the thing to help clarify things
I know anons It was a good ride
Don;t quite know the size, but could it be a piece of corn? Hominy can leave some skins.
Nigga did u just shit ambergris?
Can't be corn,I dont eat any.
Usually I find a lot like pic related,but other like the one I showed before are as big as a nail.
Some of them are hard when you break them and others like the one I showed have liquid inside.
I think this might be some alien shit
Thats like 5 katie couric's. Nice job user
You eat soup that maybe had chickpeas recently? Or some shit with chickpea in it
Eat it
God damn my sides
what did it TASTE like?
Looks like you gave birth to a malformed africran baby. 8.7/10
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HOLY SHIT! YOU FREED OJ SIMPSON
Almost never, or anything that looks alike,that is the thing.Also I've had those in my shit for a year or so.
I've been rating shits with a few pals for months. We have a whatsapp group made for that.
>literal shitpost
This is the biggest one so far
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oops
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That is treason Johnny!
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THAT
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IS
lololol
TREASON
JOHNNY
Dude what?
She can literally die from that.
Hahahaha.
I genuinely hope she did.
looks like a bunch of chewed up tootsie rolls. video of it leaving your body or it's fake.
summer is coming.
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>kuriks
really??? you are actually that retarded that you didnt even get the joke? Or do you just have the spelling of a 1st grader?
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>Looks closer
>Enhance
>Enhance
>Horatio Cane
>Enhance
>Sees poop smears on fingers
>Enhance
>Poop in fingerprint grooves
>Takes off sunglasses
>"Looks like we've got ourselves a shit type situation"
>YEEEEEAAAAAHHH
kinda sad when your shit log is bigger than your dick
>Hand for scale.
hands vary in size you dipshit
>This whole fucking thread
Kekd Genuinely
wat
If I roll dubs OP has to Eat it
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
IM GENUINELY SCARED FOR MY ANUS NOW
what are you, an owl?
I... Don't... I don't even.. wat
im concerned for you
you guys remember to inspect your shit you might have something too
re roll
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Is that shrimp?
>Reverse image search
>No results, making this shit legit
Did you shit dildo it?
>mfw literal shitposting has laughing more than any ylyl thread ever
>Literally a shit post
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Wow
>inb4 literal shitstorm of Keks which is to come when this reaches the front page
do you eat a lot of grapes or grape tomatoes? kinda look like the casing of those
you are fucked bro
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kek