Britbongs literally use stones to measure a person's' weight

>britbongs literally use stones to measure a person's' weight.

>Americans use bullets to measure a persons age

Dumb bong, we use our BMI to determine our age

>Americans use british currency to measure weight

>british currency
wtf poland?

>not knowing pound

pounds are units, not currency.

My parents do, anybody born in the last few decades use KG though.

If they didn't measure with stones then how could they have built Stonehenge so long ago?
Checkmate, you scientifically inferior lb/kg niggers.

>americans literally measure each other with their feet

you really just cannot mentally conjur this kind of thing

yeah and our currency is called pounds

>My parents do, anybody born in the last few decades use KG though.

What the fuck are you on about? Absolutely no one uses KG and it might as well be deprecated at this point

I heard that Sup Forums really likes that.

>implying Brits don't pay with excess American weight

What do americans use? boulders?

not that many people use KG for their body weight
More people use Stone & Pounds or just Pounds

I know my weight in all 3

Ask you mom, i gave her some good pounding last night, shit was cash

>amerifats literally use burgers to measure a person's' weight

top laff

How many pounds of stones could a stone of pounds buy?

>hey Muhammad how heavy are you?
>5 stones and 3 pebbles

>implying it isn't logical as fuck because you can easily convert from quarter-pounders to pounds

This wasn't even funny.

Please try harder next time.

>ahoj jiři how much you weigh
>i do not know russia make steal with measurement

>americucks use pounds to measure weight