Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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First for Sweden

...

私はビデオゲームが大好きです。

Wtf I hate Sweden now
why are they so mean to cats?

East Asian parenting

Their child spilled the milk → "Let's beat him."

Their child didn't bow → "Let's yell at him loud."

Their child is bad at math → "Let's throw him into the cram school."

Their child didn't follow the others → "Don't have your opinion. Always try to fit in."

>we draw our eyes and dick big in our anime

I accidentally pressed this button in my airbnb. What happens now?

this guy here
Thanks for all the (you)s, friends

3rd nuke

oh no...

Latin american parenting (at least my case)

Their child spilled the milk → "go and clean it"

Their child didn't bow → "good my son, never bow towards anybody"

Their child is bad at math → "hey son, nobody is perfect"

Their child didn't follow the others → "good, you are so unique my son"

OMG.....

Are your parents white upper middle class?

温泉マークが変更されるってマジ?
あのが?
ざけんなよ
それを友人達に見せて意味を当てさせるといつも面白い返事もらったのに
パスタとか
あったかいスープとか
う○ことか

Could you imagine if your name was ちんぽ? That would be fucked up.

国際表記と並べて記されるから変更は無いよ。
よかったね。

Who would name someone that? So mean!

はしが使えない外国人のためにはツイーザーズみたいなものを作るべきだと思う!w

はしが使えない外国人= worthless

来年の流行りのDQNネーム:
珍保
満子
亜成

そうね、僕は使えるけどw

はしは食べるには不便利だが
これは事実だ

kill me

I'm using chopsticks very well.

that bread looks like it could break a man's skull, that shit is bad for your teeth my algerian nigger

how do you post on Sup Forums from prison

you can actually post on the internet in prison in the us

Our prison got internet, phone, PS4, Xbox, Canal +, and a shitton of drugs

Why don't you get in prison?
It sounds a better life than the life with working.

I wanna live there. It is more comfortable than my house

If you can handle 70% of muslim prisoners

ギリギリまでウンコ我慢してると気持ち良くて乳首立ってくるよね
みんなはウンコ我慢するタイプ?

別に

Top 10 Games sold last week in Japan
1 - Final Fantasy XV Square Enix PlayStation 4 690.471
2 - Pokémon Soleil / Lune The Pokemon Company Nintendo 3DS 223.051
3 - Super Mario Maker 3DS Nintendo Nintendo 3DS 162.180
4 - Watch Dogs 2 Ubisoft PlayStation 4 39.965
5 - All Kamen Rider : Rider Revolution Bandai Nintendo 3DS 23.308
6 - SD Gundam G Generation Genesis Nawia Games PlayStation Vita 88.324
7 - Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Welcome amiibo Nintendo Nintendo 3DS 10.112
8 - SD Gundam G Generation Genesis Nawia Games PlayStation 4 8.500
9 - Minecraft PlayStation Vita Edition Sony PlayStation Vita 8.028
10 - Mario Party : Star Rush Nintendo Nintendo 3DS 7.859


That's a lot of productivity gone japan

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Do you have any Tenga products?

No im not a LOSER

girls use dildos all the time
it doesn't make you a loser

書き込みがない

Capcom a shit
Nintendo is too casual
Squeenix doesn't sell any good games overseas because they want us gaijin to buy Final Fantasy
I don't even know what Sony is doing anymore
Konami a shit
Kojima is overrated
Inafune hates westerners

Doujin and visual novels don't make money

>Captcha: Select all the sushi

lol LOSER

guys

Guys, I've learnt the easy as hell kanas and I'm about to start learning the hellish kanji. I've heard that it's good to start with the radicals as it makes remembering the kanjis easier. Is there any point in actually learning the pronunciation of the radicals, or can I just learn the meaning of them?

Hi pretty girl

do you have a dildo?

Can いざ act as a synonym for 今?

I don't think you can, but I could be mistaken.
I know you can use いざ in things like いざという時 or いざ! as an interjection (e.g. いざ、参る!).

A lot of radicals come from kanji themselves. Just learn to recognize when they're used to give meaning or pronunciation.
e.g. 蔵 ("container") is pronounced ぞう and 肉 ("flesh") is abbreviated to 月 when it's used as a radical. So you can guess that 臓 ("guts, organs") is a part of the body and is pronounced ぞう. You might even use that to create a mnemonic to remember it like, the FLESH that is CONTAINED in the body is the GUTS

You can do this for a lot of kanji:
>人 ("person") + 動 ("move", pronounced どう) = 働 ("work", pronounced どう)
>水 ("water") + 毎 ("every", pronounced まい) = 海 ("sea", pronounced かい)
>金 ("metal") + 失 ("lose", pronounced しつ) = 鉄 ("iron", pronounced てつ)

>soleil/lune
French?

sun/moon

Allright, thanks mate!

まあ、六書ね
what kanji do you want to know most about its origin?

おはよう貴様ら

You bringing up いざという時 actually cleared up the matter for me. Thank you.

買った?

あよ

まだ夜だああぁ!

ゆみ

結構です

おは
って、旧
そろそろ、一日中が夜だろ

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480887617668.webm

いざ
the time has come/now the time

いざ、参らん=here we go/let's get moving /it's a show time ・・・・

Do fat Japanese people exist, beside sumo wrestlers

夜の方が好き
朝なんて嫌い

is this true
theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex

It is until they meet THIS

>GASP
NO 3D DESU BAKA

no 2d desu
get real please.

ポケモン

おはよ
猫一匹で警察呼ぶとかwww

"Aoyama cites one man in his early 30s, a virgin, who can't get sexually aroused unless he watches female robots on a game similar to Power Rangers."

うちの近所で鳩が家に入ってきて警察呼んだ人がいるよ
パトカー来て何かと思ったら鳩だった
クルックー

アタシは警察なんかとは積極的に関わりたくないと思ってるんだけど、他の人にとっては頼りになる存在なのねきっと。

Pigeons are crooks. fuck pigeons

警察も大変だなw
家のベランダ(窓)にも鳩が突っ込んで来たことがあるよ。
カラスに追われていて、動揺していたらしく気を失っていたのでしばらく保護した。
失神した鳩を食べる気満々なカラスの目を忘れられない。

They are flying rats.

何かありゃとりあえず警察らしい
単なる便利屋でしょあれは
こっち警察が少なくて交通違反の取り締まりすらしないけどな

you were being chased by crows?

ニャビー is the best

こうもりじゃない

Fortunately,no.
烏にしてみたら、獲物を横取りした嫌な奴だよなw

朝から発言を否定されて悲しい(´・ω・`)

"open the country. stop having it be closed."

Is that from the Youtube video on Japanese history?

BREAKING NEWS
"we've invaded china"
"please respect us or we might invade you as well."

yeah, now I know Japanese history

is it accurate?

まあ、伝統的な鳩の鳴き声の表記は
「ぽっぽ-」
なんやけど
coo coo クー クー

cluck coo クルックー
と聞こえる
crookはcawと鳴くやつ
そら flying ratsはbatのことやね
つまり bat Engilsh
てか

I don't know enough about our history to confirm it.
But it's put together pretty well.

How did choshu and satsuma overthrow the shogunate?

こっちの絵と間違えたわ

finally im unbanned

明治維新
google for Meiji Restoration

cf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiji_Restoration

how about sunrise laaand

good bye, taorila-fag

日本人はみんなホモでしょか

はい(´・ω・`)

you mean hello, i have new pictures for the next op i make

大変っすね。
頑張ってください。立派なホモになりましょう。
イギリスより。

maybe, better than maple leaves buuurnng land
your declaring toooo early