ITT: We sit through a church service

ITT: We sit through a church service.

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I'm game nigger

I just shit myself brb.

I've been around my lord hingo comeeee I've seen the ground my lord my lord will comeee

>My asshole itches but I know someone would see me if I scratched it

I bet Cramer's kid is gunna shoot this place to kingdom shit one of these days.

I think this pew's armrest has dried cum on it.

>2016
>Not converting to the true holy path

I sat through an orthodox wedding, wow... lot's of lambs and names of shit. So looonnnggg and repetitive. Then they draw out every syllable like it''s a song, rather than a statement.

Come on, get the sermon going already.

Trips = Pastor
Dubs = Deacon
Quads = Jesus returns

To summarize what I said, folks:

1. God fuckin' hates y'all
2. Beat your kid to shit if ye catch'im touchin' his peepee
3. Statement 1 holds true cuz you're all worthless faggots
4. All hail God's second son, his excellence, Donald Trump

Orthodox Christian? Or Jew? I'm Orthodox Christian, yes the services are long, but they sure are pretty. Though my church has no pews so sitting is for the weak.

Hail Stan

Singles = Gets molested by Priest

Naw, 69 gets molested

roll for singles

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>Implying I go to church

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Save me, Jeebus!

No.

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ALLAHU ACKBAR!
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Fucking old ass pastor. Speak up gramps! Can't fucking hear you from the fucking back!

Fuck that chick behind me is hot as hell. How the hell am I going to make it look inconspicuous to check her out?

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you need Jesus

What a time to run out of cough drops.

I keep interrupting the Pastor.

I let loose a fart

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Achoo!

Ooooh church bread Nom nom nom～

OKAY YOU SAD PILES OF CRAP

LISTEN HERE. I'VE HAD A HARD, LONG DAY OF PUMPING ALTAR BOYS FULL OF BABY OIL AND I'M NOT HAVING ANY OF YOUR FOOEY. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, LIGHT UP A BLUNT, AND LISTEN REAL CLOSE

I'VE HEARD SOME THINGS. SOME REAL GOOD THINGS, RECENTLY, AND I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION. NOW, IT IS MY OPINION THAT A MAN CALLED ADOLF HITER... HAS BEEN MADE OUT TO BE A MADMAN

AND THESE SAME PEOPLE WHO WE HAVE BEEN BOUGHT TO BELIEVE WERE PERSECUTED THESE LIARS, THESE DEMONS--THE JEWS.. ARE THE ONES WHO LEAD US TO BELIEVE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE

IF YOU LOOK AT THE SWASTIKA YOU WILL NOTICE.... AND THIS IS MY OPINION!!

THAT THERE ARE 4 CORNER ANGLES EACH OF 90

DEGREE

ANGLES

AND WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE 4 ANGLES AT NINETY DEGREES?? THAS RIGHT. A PERFECT CIRCLE.

AND THIS PERFECT CIRLCLE, IS MEANT, TO REPRESENT....

THE SUN!!!!!!!!!

I stole money from the donation basket they were passing. I got 11 dollars.

THROUGH HIM WITH HIM IN HIM,
IN THE UNITY OF THE HOLY SPIRIT

Glorious.

I'm coming back every Sunday.

Make a Sleight of Hand Roll

I actually like traditional church services.

Fuck any of that modern crap though. Gimme a fucking LITURGY. I'd better not see a guitar or projector screen.

this

>inb4 original pedo priest jokes

I wonder how many kids this priest has touched.

>sit down
>stand up and sing
>sit back down
>kneel
>sit
>stand and sing
>shake hands with your neighbors
>kneel again
>go up front and eat cardboard
>have watered down nonalcoholic wine
>sit back down
>stand and sing
You get the idea.

All of them.

LOL.

Really? Only fifty internet arguments?
Heh, faggot.

Why do you keep looking back here, user? Are you checking me out?

he went to jail about 15, 20 years ago for just that

That chicks been crying and probably cuts herself

Kekaro

When i was forced in to church as a kid i often imagined ninjas doing all kinds of flips and jumps off the walls and stage and stuff.

Forget this. Barbecue at my place

God, I wish she would cut my dick with her teeth.

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Y-you too.

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