Fuckups thread? fuckups thread

fuckups thread? fuckups thread.
just happened now.
>half hour ago
>be chillin
>sister comes in room, says that shes doing some shit with the local girlscout troop and they're having a sleepover. whatever.
>asks if she could borrow some movies
>sure
>hand her a few burned movies that I hadn't labeled, but they were in the kids movies rack (i figured like, lion king and shit)
>she leaves
>go back to chillin
>just now she comes fucking storming into room and throws the goddamn movies at me
>"WHAT THE FUCK, user?!"
>what, they dont like lion king?
>"FUCKING HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2? REALLY? AND FUCKING SAW?"
>oh shit
>i grabbed movies from the wrong pile
>can hear the crying of girlscouts from the living room
>eek out a "i'm sorry"
>close and lock the door
>still sitting here
feels bad man, what do

You already apologized.
Step two is to label your shit.
An immediate answer would be to find the movies you meant and hand them over.
Also don't pirate shit.
fag.

what happened to Sup Forums you faggots?
just a few years ago this wouldve been a glorious wincest. but nowadays?

im feeling so empty inside...

fair enough.
I pirate shit because I don't have good enough internet to justify something like netflix and i can sell the cd's i make, in fact, that was the whole plan with those two movies.

Do you even know what that means?

>be me
>couple hours ago
>on the bus ride home from my school
>niggers on the back of the bus being niggers and throwing shit and screaming about popular stuff or whatever idk
>some quiet black kid yells, at the top of his lungs, "Y'all niggas make black people look bad"
>i instinctively reply "Implying black people don't already look bad"
>bus goes dead fucking silent
>black shits giving the the death stare
>like the stare of a man who has seen satan's anal canal
>bus stops conveniently at a bus stop
>not mine but I bolt the fuck out
>mfw

i lurked moar when youre dad was still a girlsscout, boy.

kek

...

>go to my highschool at midnight
>fuckin around, seeing if I can take shit
>I had a couple of things near a fence
>vending machines still on
>I want a soda
>I got a soda
>loud ass noise from the soda in the vending machine
>fat nigger security guard comes around the corner
>dumb ass me still tries to get the soda
>dumb ass me gets the soda
>yell white power and fuckin book it to the fence where my stuff is
>I left all the things at the fencenter
>after an exhausting and unsuccessful night u decide to crack open a cold one
>my soda fucking explodes all over me
>I realize my school has cameras
>fuck

you dumbshit, why not just go to the gas station and spend like 50 cents on a soda and get a snack too?

I do it for the thrill boi

girl used to talk to me now she doesnt

>2016
>Still burning DVDs

i don't blame you
>be at school
>"okay class, we have a lgbt tolerance rally in the gym, lets go!"
>dear god why
>get to gym
>its all flaming faggots, looks like tumblr took a shit
>fuck it
>put in earbuds, start watching youtube since bored
>watching some gaming video, think it was a "best plays" for BF4
>at some point, say "get fucked faggot"
>apparently I said it audibly
>gym is a literal giant echo chamber
>everyone goes silent
>"what, did "fuck" trigger you?"
>remember where I am and the rest of the sentence
>ohshit.png
>detention for 2 weeks because of "disrupting the learning process"

lol don't feel bad thats hilarious you should give them more horror movies and record there reactions

Give them porn and sleep over with them on your underwear, I mean you already fucked up

i made backyard napalm and accidentally killed a bunch of cute-ass baby coyotes with it

also why do you have human centipede? that movie sucks balls

burn copies and then sell it to edgefags on ebay.
surprisingly lucrative market

oh i see and people actually buy them?

oh i see

yeah, they sell quite well.
always great to see their edgy as fuck ebay names "killer666" "satansson" and "yourworstnightmare123" are some of the best.
if you want to make some quick, easy money, burn some dvds of saw/other gory movies and put "terrifying" "super gory" etc in the description.
edgefags eat that shit up, man.

bump

ya im thinking about going into that now thats actually kinda cool i wouldn't think something like that would sell but i think i've herd of other people doing it

she didnt realise what the movie was before she stopped it soon enough? and then played the second one?

>be running errands with mom
>we stop at gas station for redbox movies
>she goes inside
>i'm leaning on the wall outside
>man with dog walks up
>lean down, pet dog
>come back up
>hit that emergency stop button thing
>ohfuck.jpg
>fucking siren goes off, all the pumps die
>trying to pull the button back out at this point
>spaghetti everywhere
>okay, damage control
>go inside
>mom is wondering what the fuck is going on
>haha i dunno, you ready?
>almost, user
>can hear the fire trucks coming
>oh, i heard that movie wasnt good. lets not get it.
>your father wants to see it
>shiiiitttt
>firefighters get there, expecting shitstorm and are visibly pissed
>go to counter
>"ma'am are you aware that the emergency cutoff was engaged?"
>"no"
>fuck
>"well who engaged it"
>"i don't know"
>they ask people outside
>hear some guy say "i think it was some kid, he went inside, not too sure"
>FUCK
>mom finally fucking gets set to go
>FF's are walking in
>no no no
>look at the floor, see trail of spaghetti
>make it to the car
>leave

here's my theory
>put movie in
>while its doing the previews and shit, get popcorn for chilluns
>press play absentmindedly
>once shit goes sideways, switch movies, there's no way i could fuck up both, right?
>repeat
plus my sister is fucking retarded, so that's part of it.