What do?

What do?

Argentina vs Mexico

Ecuador - Argentina
Brazil - Mexico

Argentina - Mexico

MEXICO

Put your life's savings on it.

>portugal wins the Euro
>a game to decide the official world champion (tm) is held in Springfield, Illinois
meme magic is too strong

>mexcrementos

USA vs Messi
Brazil vs Chile

Messi vs Chile

Messi champion

USA literally just beat Ecuador 16 days ago.

Such a missed opportunity for shitposting that USA won't be playing Venezuela.

Another easy ride to the finals for Messhit

Literally anything Mexico is possible.

It's coming home.
thats all I'm gonna say

Our niggers were merely pretending to be retarded. Or so I hope.

>peru (gay)
You are not getting to the knockouts so don't even come here Harrison.

Means nothing senpai. Argies can't win in the final with messi on the field.

fight and win

USA beating Ecuador and Mexico beating Chile seems possible, I say 50/50.

We both might get knocked out by Argentina and Brazil in semis and play for 3rd place only confirming that USA and Mexico are better teams than 80% of CONMEBOL aka their cannon fodder.

But they have. Twice. Has to be vs Niggeria though. It's the blackbowl

I say we play a B team vs Venezuela and get to the other matchup with Argentina. If we are to win a Copa America it has to be vs Brazil. They are the ones to take all our cup virginities.

Wew, no point in bothering since the autistic midget will just assrape >us.

>Argentina's easy af side

Usa-Mexico final. Dempsey scores game winner in 85th minute.

Usa will beat Ecuador
Argentina will beat venezuela

Brazil will beat Colombia
Mexico will eat chilean hearts

USA will beat argentina
Mexico will skin alive brazilians

Final; México canibalice american players and the copa is ours

>USA
>beating based Ecuaniggas
Your team has beat 2 shit fucking teams. Ecuador are a proper team and will rape you.

Just give the cup to Messi.

>usa will beat argentina
jajajajjajaaja

see

Battle of the century right here.

Friendlies don't tell the whole history. We beat Chile 2 weeks ago too and I don't think it's going to be an easy match. We also beat Panama twice last year and tied Argentina so we have played all 3 possible rivals in the past year.

Perú will try their hardest tomorrow!

That's what I was saying you retarded spic. Bow out to Ecuador instead of getting destroyed later on.

A concacaf final would me funny

So go with that

They have yet to win a single game this tournament. Haiti will be their first victory.

>Chile

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fuck you

>México
No way, USA MUST win this cup, the amount of memes would be amazing

>USA will beat Argentina

Chile 5-4 USA

This is gold, considering that one simspons episode with arriaga and arriag II

>USA will beat argentina

fucking simpsons predicting the future

>USA will beat argentina

We are not beating Argentina. The best result we could ever hope for is for their choking genes to kick in and finish with a semen slurping 0-0 tie settled by penalties

Its been a meme cup so far.

Why not.

Murica you need to understand that friendlies are designed to field test ideas. You don't go full retard on a friendly match. You basically want to see how your rival reacts to a certain strategy. This is futbol 101 btw.

they field tested an idea to win every game they could

>mfw Messi singlehandedly 7-1s the mexishits and Chicanos start chimping out and throwing shit at him

You have beat Argentina 3-0 in copa memerica 1995 actually. Also Mexico in penalties. The US does have a tendency to meme their way playing like crap often.

>USA meme magic their way into the final
>Mexico refball their way into the final
>USA wins DOS A CERO
>Mexicans literally start beheading their team on the field
>Trump is given the presidency on the spot and the wall begins construction the next day

Mexico - Chile will be the marquee matchup of this whole elimination round. MESTIZAJE MALIGNO vs MESTIZAJE MALIGNO in a battle of the two most diabolical spics on the planet.

Prediction:

>murderball type game being played by both teams with a lenient ref
>bencharito gets a cheeky finger in the ass and chimps out and punches Vidal
>bencharito red carded
>ARturo Vidal blooter in the 85th minute
>Chile 1 - 0 Mexico

>implying chicharito wouldn't start playing better after an asshole fingering

Jesus Christ murrishits sure like to talk shit. You played like shit today so I'm not sure why.

DOS A CERO

His son is part chicano.

I have a bad feeling Chile will beat you guys.

I don't want them to win Mexibro, for the sake of Concacaf you must stop Chile.

Make Chile taste the national Chile agian.

r8 my oc

You Mexicans sure are tough after beating 10 man Uruguay (with no Suarez). I don't know why people on this board think that victory guarantees you the whole tournament, but they're wrong. Can't wait for the mestizajes malignos to put you in your place.

Hahah I get it, Chileans are Jews.

You had me questioning why the guy with the bigger nose wasn't Argentinian.

>argentino is not the narizon one

>murderball type game being played by both teams with a lenient ref
>bencharito gets a cheeky finger in the ass and chimps out and punches Vidal
>bencharito red carded
>Meme Ochoa replaces him as striker
>Vidal's ego lift him out of the stadium
>85minutes, still a tie
>refball ensues
>game ends a 0 -0 tie, both teams wins the cup, the referee is revered as hero in both countries

We can only play in the QF dumb narizón. Unless you think Argentina can lose to Bolivia and lose the group on goal difference.

> Mexico
> EVER beating Argentina

Nope

>mexcan't chokes in round 1

Go get a towel, your back is wet as fuck Facu

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We beat them in 2004. That meant we won the group and got to play... Brazil.
Then we proceeded to lose to them in 2005 (pens.), 2006 (a.e.t.), 2007, 2010.

i hope this to happen just to win the shit out of your wetback at QF

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Holy shit are those the new Steph Curry's?

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no es por nada pero los mexicanos no se dieron cuenta que aparte del gol, chile los tuvo en la mierda todo el partido?
es mas, prefiero que juguemos contra mexico que contra memezuela

Mascherano looks like a rat

That's because of Osorio's autism and his persistance to field players in positions they aren't familiar with.

>inb4 muh philosophy

kek

yo no caigo en el ciego fanatismo como los normis que te puedes topar en judíobook o Judíotube.

Siendo objetivos, en un hipotetico caso de CHI vs MEX a ustedes los veo con ligera ventaja,
el DT de >nosotros ni siquiera tiene definido al portero titular, ademas de hacer formaciones memes, eso es muy dañino para una selección especialmente en este tipo de torneos cortos.

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

that low test cuck has NEVER scored on us even he's played toward our team lots of times, since 2005 if l recall

Yes but that Argentina was pretty shit. This Argentina has a healthy Di Maria and the GOAT alone. They are simply far better in every position except maybe goalkeeper but we play better as a team. Im expecting a 3-0 loss because the GOAT will GOAT

>we
CHI

Messi won a u20 cup and has a gold medal m7

I guess that's why Argentina loves him so much. For winning them so much silverware.

Martinoli pls

Literally who fucking cares

No one

Those are youth tournaments, may as well start talking about how prestigious the Toulon Tournament is

We love him because he's the GOAT and because he manages to carry horrid teams to finals

Friendly reminder that Lavezzi and Demichelis were starters in a WC final thanks to Messi

CHI

>Di Maria
>Healty
Is a miracle the fucker can play an entire half, when the NT plays, he is always injured or get fucked up and need to be replaced in 25 to 40 minutes.

Also if messi is really a menace then the answer is simple, send a scapegoat player that break his legs urgay style and the game is 10 vs 10 because by that time di maria probably injured himself too.

Also, don't forget this fat piece of shit, he will most likely choke us for a third time

I Will never understand why he would ever start over Aguero ever

First half it was a stupid meme experimental formation with no guardado and no chicarito and
>Dueñas
And more stupid shit, thats why you were destroying us with your toothless attack. Second half it is more representative of what is going to happen, you will dominate us sligthly but we'll score the goals.