ITT: We say 1 truth and 2 lies, then try to guess the truth

ITT: We say 1 truth and 2 lies, then try to guess the truth.

niggers like to steal
OP is a faggot
Trump won't make America great

1. I've sucked a trap dick
2. Bonned my cousin
3. Liked Capitan America:,Civil War

I live in Canada.

I cry when I get my ass kicked.

I have a girlfriend.

My dad is hitler
The holocaust happened
I lied about the second one

>niggers like to steal
too easy

cousin.

Shitposting is ruining Sup Forums
Shitposting is ruining Sup Forums
Banana, sumo sally, desu, and all other forced memez are the funniest things on this site
Two truths and one lie, I dare you to find the two truths

>2. Bonned my cousin
you sick bastard

1. I am a 14 year old dating someone 6 years older
2. I like animee and mangu
3. I am a fag

OP
Cousin
Girlfriend
Second one
Desu

I got dubs
I got singles
o shit

> want to kill myself.
> Hitler didn't do stuff.
> Limes and lemons are the same fruit. Difference is decided by ripeness.

i am descended from a royal blood line
i have billionaire family members
i own 4 cars

LOL XDDDD
*giggles*

...

I love this image

>The holocaust happened
i believe this to be the truth, but Sup Forums says otherwise

Trump
Canada
Fag
Waddup
Hero
Billionaires

I laugh every time I see this

...

Mind if I save this?

1 I cheated on my SATs
2 I got rejected by the man I love today
3 I smoke crack

>Billionaires
wrong

It's a purge you fagot. Join or leave, the choice is yours.

I like anal
I'm a girl
I'm fat

This image is amazing

>2. I like animee and mangu
weeb

Im the chef of a restaurant at 22
My girlfriend is 16 years old
I don't smoke cigarettes

Where do you find this stuff?

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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓾
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> want to kill myself.
me too user.... me too

Good post
*upvote*

I have weed. Its helping.

Why not go and "purge" the actually unnecessary porn related threads on /b there are boards for porn related threads but /b is nothing but a joke. And when people use it to make enjoyable threads kids will always come to raid or "purge" them.

>i am descended from a royal blood line
you're probably too far down the chain for it to actually matter

I made the Sally sumo post and linked to it in another thread.
Just proves that they aren't actually trying to purge shit and they're just newfags trying to fit in.

Care to elaborate newfag.
Sally was here well before that banana.

The funny part about me making the Sally sumo post and you actually following it just goes to show you are trying to follow along and fit in.
There is nothing to purge in this thread, you just followed along and tried to be part of the group.

Wow that's just sad

1. I've never been in a fight
2. I've never had sex
3. I've never fired a gun

SeeSeeYou followed a random link to a thread because someone posted a Sally sumo pic.
You decided to post desu not because you wanted to purge shit, but because I posted Sally sumo and linked to this thread.
You are just trying to follow someone else's lead.

You have not read my pasta.
Read it, where ever I post I'm acting in the best interest, as a newfag you'd not understand.

>1 I cheated on my SATs
how did you get away with it, you absolute mad man

Also
This was not me

My life is fairly nice.
I'm a drug addicted fuck.
I'm in love with a character from a fucking book.

So then why did you post in this thread?
Was it because you decided to join and you saw someone getting angry at Sally sumo, or because I linked to it to see if people would join and try and purge another thread, blindly following in my steps.
Why did you randomly post ascii text of desu? To try and purge this thread because I posted something implying that this thread needed purging?

In love with book character ?

Why would you post this unless you saw something in this thread that needed to be purged nigga?
Or did you decide to fit in because I posted Sally sumo?

You lure people in a frenzy of posting in a cancer thread to elsewhere what did you think was going to happen?
Is it still happening? no, now get that dick out your mouth gaston.

This is like talking with a 1st grader

Yep.
My life is shit, and the only drugs I do are """""""""non-addictive"""""""""

That's is no more than a flag.
You gonna see a lot more of it.
Prepare anus.

So you blindly shitpost because someone else does it?
Nice, you're really good at making decisions for yourself user.
That hurt my feelings
I guess I'm going to have to stop posting, all thanks to you user :^)

Life is fairly nice

>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting desu again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech

> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the desu since it triggers your episodes

> wwaaaaaaaaaa

4 fucking posts. I think you need to be medicated for your butthurt.

>I've had two serious girlfriends and I had plenty of sex with each of them
>I am 23 years old and a pathetic obese Neet living with my parents
>anime is my life, if it weren't for anime I would kill my self

Boy, I'm pretty pissed off now
Thanks to that copy pasta you posted I'm going to have to cry myself to sleep tonight
:(

Should shit posting on decent threads be the norm? If you are going to raid a thread at least have a reason this is why most people say /b is filled with neck beards and children.

They follow blindly and post in whatever thread some guy starts to post in.
Heard mentality I guess.

Mainly over used thread, obvious OP circle jerks.
Also there is one thread going on that is a scripted conversation.
It's the black bannered thread that looks like a fuck religion thread. it's aimed at getting you to walk into a church.
This is why we wanted snacks back, he would have watched that shit and banned everyone that too part in that manipulation.

I've fucked my dog.
I've fucked a 16 year old boy.
I've fucked a 70 year old woman.

I'm a newfag. What is happening?