Lost my house in fort mcmurry fires AMA

Lost my house in fort mcmurry fires AMA

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What's your favorite pizza topping?

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how hot was it?

butter chicken pizza

why do black people say axe instead of ask?

Butter than nothing.

i got out early so it was not hot

dont know any black people. this is alberta

what did you leave behind that you really wanted to take with you?

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"The fire rises"

I left almost everything. I didnt think the fire was going to be that bad and id be back at work the next day. Left my tvs, desktop, and everything.

>dont know any black people
Just your neighbors if they didn't get out in time.

Will you check my dubs?

Do you want big dick inside your asshole?

Did you use your house to roast marshmallows? They're delicious.

check your dubs ?

No i did not. That sounds like fun. who doesnt like a good old oil and gas fire

Everything is hazy as shit because of your damn fires

How's HO insurance covering you, user? Are you going to be okay, did you lose family memories or just property?

Nice trips, even better joke

who is big dick?

i just moved into the place 4 months ago so i didnt have all that much stuff and memories. all my memories are on facebook.

Or, even more horrifying than memories, were there any trapped pets?

Obviously not mine cause its 2 inches

Is Guy Fieri the best candidate for the next mayor of Flavorton?

That's good, man, at least you're not some dad with tons of pictures of your kids and dead parents to lose.

Did you get any of these?

Was your Fleshlight salvageable?

I'm sorry for your losses man

nope no pets. im sure other people left there grand parents and pets they didnt want any more behind

Nigga you homeless? lals im on fire 2night nigga

Just the gerbil up his anus, which he carried to safety.

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>butter then nothing
Underrated post

I saw those kicking around on the internet but i didnt see them in person. LIke i said. I left for edmonton before all the help and support came for the rest of the people

Sounds like a nice place.

burn in hell horsefucker alberta sucks

Age?

When you cook hamburgers how do you like them? burnt like your house?

kys

will homeowners insurance pay for your loss?

serious question
Im out of a job right now
is FMcM looking for volenteers to fight the fires?

how did everything get so fucked? how were they unable to contain the fire?

not op, but they are hiring ppl for clean up and rebuilding starting at 14 an hour

very little snow this winter and low humidity and high heat

source?

troll is gonna troll

how many times did you cum on your wall?

YEAH BRO

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so chapped bro, where you livin now?
you have insurance?

what you insurance company says now?

Who cares

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So my question is, how the fuck in a place with so many redneck, jacked up pickup truck loving, ass hats was the natural disaster a fire when clearly it should have been a tornado to blow away all your $200,000 double wide trailers?

You are still under estimating what kind of money people up here make. I do peace work and sell meth and don't even make what my customers do just on basic rigs. The down turn was pretty shitty for sales like 50% laid off, though.

How the fuck did a whole town burn down? Don't feel like reading up any articles. Can u give me a summary of what happened

Are the RCMP cruising around stealing guns this time?

I'm in Calgary, and I actually didn't hear about it until the whole town was pretty much fucked
Basically one day
>So since Fort McMurray is burning down...
>Wait what that's a thing?

top fucking kek

why didnt u chopped off the trees near your house

Do you like the show MacGyver?

Entire forest around the town is on fire

In SoCal and almost lost our house in 07 from a big ass fire. Shits fucking crazy. Sorry your fire department is shit

Lost my house in fort mcmurry fires AMA
>mcmurray

and now I know you're trolling

why didnt anyone think of this
>pure genius

captcha Select all images with trees.

Alberta is a shithole

How did your mcflurry start a fire?

How long after evacuation until Fuel and Water arrived? Why did the evacuation take so long? Why wasn't a state of emergency declared sooner?

Was the fire started by somebody or just nature being a dick? If somebody started it they better find them and let the entire town beat them to death with sandals.

why do you think god hates you so much?

Unknown at this time.

>Why did the evacuation take so long?
Moving 88k people takes time

>Why wasn't a state of emergency declared sooner?
Fires move helluva fast.

Who are you voting for for president?

Like ma mixtape

we didn't start the fire

Gotta be the wind it's always the wind

>Like ma mixtape
About all it's useful for.

dam this has got to suck im sorry yall

Do you think the Canadian government does what it can to help people like you?

when was the last time you came?

you mean thank them.....just a thought
>50% lost their high paying oil jobs and now their wallking away from mortgages with an insurance cheque

BBC says 90% of the city survived

Wasn't the fire reported just outside beacon hill the day before?

If you defeat the fire, the fire wins

Legit question want answer.

BBC's are nasty

BBC is a bunch of fucking liars, the entire town is gone

Enjoy your ashes, americunt.
Youve earned em.
>tfw you still have a house

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Some parts where mostly spared.

like a few days before. They called for government to step in and help keep the fire but Trudeau denied them for 2 days and still hasn't given any support. The town started to burn and trudeau ignored russia's offer to help

you wanna crash at my place? I live in Vancouver

sure
post address pls

123 fuckyou street

is that on the island?

I'd say stay at my place but it's too small. My condolences, I hope it don't come to Calgary

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