Eternal /trb/

Yesterday's thread:
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
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Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

youtube.com/watch?v=gpqmoBYkQfc

Slow before EURO games edition.

Lads I've never got a FM game before but I'm tired of how shit career mode in fifa is. Is FM16 worth getting? I can't find many detailed reviews. I hear it's way more detailed and there's no script

Play the demo on steam. 6 months, full featured.

>theres no script
:^)

>there's no script
Except the last half of the season seeing your entire team assassinated.

Also 5th for USA winning their group and England only getting >1 point vs Russia

>play 442
get kinda rekt
>play 4222
get rekt
>play 451
git a little gud

why is this allowed?

post your pro tips for a complete fucking retard like me

>game

...

4-2-3-1 DM wide if youre struggling

4-3-3 wide if you want easy cruising

4-4-2 if youre a complete fukboi

>4-2-2-2
What are you, Brazilian?

I get it

:)
finally I have the refball

>lose game
>"referee rating: 10.0"
>win game
>"[ref] will have some explaining to do..."

/Qt/s edition

Which one has the penis?

Both.
In fact, they are my wingbacks.

>Match's fw

Getting nicked edition

More like wangbacks

>the state of this league

>that steady improvement

At this rate he'll be a decent player in 10 years

does Work Rate become a negative attribute if a player's Natty Fitness is low?

like if a player had 5 in NatFit but 20 in Work Rate, would he knacker himself out after 15 minutes each match?

did Butters tranny pic get everyone banned or something?

>not busy wanking off to trannies
How else do you spend your sunday morning?

por que?

>first player to reach 100 for me since Yohann

Bless your little JUST hair

>Bought this guy in the summer but somehow couldn't get him a work permit
>Loaned him to my Belgian feeder club
>Wins the player of the week award literally every week

He's so out of place there. He's actually better than all the other strikers in MY squad. Fuck the DWP/HMRC/Home Office

Picked this guy up for a cool £10 million a few years ago, turned out to become either the first or the second best player in the world competing with a Real Madrid CM, Jonny Morales.

and yet you want to vote Leave and force every foreigner to apply for a WP

>describing a player in the Euros as a "very important part of FC Barcelona"

Non-EU people already have to apply for work permits though. Maybe if we left it'd be slightly easier to get non-EU GOATS.

>implying Turan isn't

why do football club names get weirder the further down the leagues you look?

I took issue with the emphasis on "very"
and it was Tom's jerkoff fantasy

they don't have slick marketing teams to give them guidance on how to give their team the widest appeal...so they go with something unusual, memorable, and (unsurprisingly) amateurish.

ah, Rakitic.

because no decent player wants to sign for botswana meat commission fc

would be a laff if FM had this
>I am not willing to sign for Botswana Meat Commsion FC as the club name is, quite frankly, ridiculous

Think I'm getting the hang of this counter attacking thing lads

>The city of kiddy fiddlers

How the fuck do you get strikers banging in that many lad?

Potatoes laced with performance enhancing drugs

hahaha brilliant, I spat out my pint!

4-4-2 diamond, abuse wingbacks, whipped crosses, focus down whatever flank your best CWB is on. It helps to have an absolute GOAT like this guy racking up unbelievable assist numbers

Haha classic well worth getting the stool out to type that

You should get Rogaine to sponsor your team gren

>tfw team of balding JUSTs

>26
worried this will happen to me. baldness in my family

>baldness in my family

UNTERMENSCH

where can i get cheap cyanide asking for a friend

Im already Irish lad, does this need to be said?

>tfw dad has full head of hair at 62 but all men on mams side went bald

F

It's the opposite with me. Dad went partially bald in his late 20s but virtually all the men on both my parents sides have/had hair into old age

Am I going to be ok?

don't think your stepdad's genetics impact you

Another epic meme from the panty sniffer

>UTV's Stepdad literally has a wife's son

You'll never be ok

>panty sniffer
i'm too new to know this meme, somebody please explain

Why does Turkey always play so fucking negative?

damn, Modric.

is Croatia using the PL theme on their kit numbers/names?

>tfw bullshit run finally comes to an end
So many wins that we pulled out of our ass and then we lose because of a Depay esque diving header backpass attempt, a slide tackle pass from one of my players across the box for an easy tap in and an indirect free kick conceded because my players dont know how to mark.
All good things must come to an end I suppose

It never works either. Only against the Netherlands. How are you ever going to get out of pressure like this?

Yes, but only because 3 square centimeters of hair will always be a full mullet on a 4'2 man

weeew

alright lads let's do something interesting here

singles decides what direction i go with this save

Go WM recreation

>what direction i go with this save
Down

>Juve
>hiring Match "Reloading" Tarrant
pick two I suppose

only sign slavs

where did this match reloading meme start

i mean yes by all means call me mitch fmrtarrant or something inventive but like you literally watch me play 80% of games lmao

3/10

that's just fucking stupid but i might do it

define slav

You can only sign black players

>but like you literally watch me play 80% of games lmao
no I don't
lmao

only sign big, physical and dirty players

only play with guys with flair/eccentricity>17

oh sorry are you le edgy man that hates me :^)

tfw assumed you were britanon and only lightly memeing me but you're actually a mad edgelord...

this i can go for

lemme guess i should play 4 4 fucking two as well

Supporting this, no manlets, only 190+ cm murderers

FM6 is a great game. But I prefer Gran Turismo.

BOOM

>French secruity

>BOOM

ruh roh

>a literal who woman is doing analysis on Irish tv for the match

you fucking pricks we were supposed to be safe from this bullshit

every time i hear those flares i think back to the Paris attacks.

well someone's getting murdered

they were incredibly loud though

fuck that shit man i just wanna watch footie

Hardly the smartest thing to do in Paris

exactly

>it's a switch to 3D and then remember how awful it looks and quickly go back to 2D Classic episode

Yea, good times brother.

Probably just butters, cant make the mods question their sexuality now can we.

is Srna one of the most underrated players ever?

>that miss

yea

In terms of European players in the last 10 years, certainly.

>Srna

lol

is underrated the most overrated adjective when describing footballers?

is Morz the most underrated contrarian on Sup Forums?

he helped me go undefeated in a Ukraine save once,so no.

>"we're no longer talking about just Germany, Spain, England, France... the usual favourites [to win it all]"
one of these is not like the others
i'm not disagreeing, but it starts to look like a buzzword
especially when everyone immediately agrees with the sentiment

Is Srna one of the most overrated players ever?

>ever
no
>ITT for the last 7 minutes
definitely