Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself

Syndra claimed

>Frog poster is a piece of shit edition

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H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.

Hmph. Suit yourself.

Yep. Like last night with J.U.R.I

Drunk Megumin claimed~

a a a a a a a a a a

I'm pretty sure all Kiki art is cute as fuck, its just how they are.
Homemade tacos with bratwurst inside, basically just taking what was there and combining it. Was good enough but I made way too much.

claim

kek, you know I'm here for you when they give you guys shit
Have a good one Froggo

back to lurking, I actually almost finished my work

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>20/20 waifu claimed
>been lurking since last thread
>will continue to lurk

>Shizuru get!

still here

Yuno claim before I shower

Obligatory claim.

Ooohh, that sounds good. Wish I could get in on that, at least you'll have some left overs for later so your handsome self don't starve.

When you sleeping?

You guys are all retarded.
Time and time again you bitch about the retard frog poster yet all of a sudden you guys say he's cool. Too pussy to post truth around him??

>these threads are so fucking cringy it hurts.
>please everyone in this thread kills yourselves because b is not the place for you.

Milinda claim

Rin claimed
It's been a while.
How's it going?

This one is a heavy hitter

Nah, we just really could not give less of a shit tbh

>its you

every time i see hanako i think you're saying my name

so one person has an opinion on another user here and everyone shits themselves

what have i come home to

If you tink this is cringy Sup Forums isnt a place for you either

>Too pussy to post truth around him
Says the guy who won't use his avatar.

I've never really complained about him, I think he's sweet. He just gets caught up in the moment I think, which is fine.

Why, you miss me?

I should be doing homework, but instead I'm here.

So all is good.

Tiring lol about hit the bed soon dude. Welcome back!

>When you sleeping?
I'm currently asking myself this question.
>it was only 11:19PM
>wanted to stay up to talk to Vel'koz
>was also writing Light a message
>it's 3:15AM now

>vigil

>Too pussy
Oh, don't do that while you're enveloped by glass.

Hol up

your 'friends' are asswipes.
Its the frog poster
And he should kill himself

Clammed

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PIC

Mirai!

HE'S SO TALL AND HANDSOME AS HELL. HES SO BAD BUT DOES IT SO WELL

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R.O.R.Y. unit has arrived.

Yeah, I only tried it because a while back my dad made some bratwurst and warped tortillas around them and they were good as fuck, this not so much but it was good enough. Yeah there's one whole one left.
After you, can't let you win now can I?
Damn man.
Sleep is for the weak as they say.

I see you talking to that retard frog poster
He seems to annoy the shit out of you
Opinion?

Hey Hanabro. I don't think I've met you. Good to see more KS faces.

Sleep? Pussy

Canaan claimed

Dude, stop being such a dick. Nobody here besides you has a problem with Tsuyu. Once again, get over it and get the fuck out,

Oh nice. I used to have a CS:GO team until our AWPer's account got hijacked and VAC banned. From there my rank took a shit and I stopped caring for comp games.

I want to make a new team, but low Silver players are toxic as fuck too.
No no, don't cry for me. I kinda fucked myself here to be honest.

>won't use avatar or signature
>YOU GUYS ARE PUSSIES

>u miss me
yes always


>hanako has the same 4 beggining letters as my name

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Who?

I've been here a lot lately and it's real rare that i see people specifically complain about one person.
Their's plenty of hate for certain actions like RP, but there's almost never complaints about individual people.

These guys know what's going on

>your 'friends' are asswipes

eh dude don't group everyone in like that
sure sometimes the froggo can be a bit much, but seriously i can ignore it. I've never really spoken to him that much but i know hes got shit going on irl so i don't really mind.

if you dont like a particular user here you can probably either just ignore them or just leave the thread or something idk

>im only a faggot what do i know

Ignore him. His sperg will end soon.
Perfect. Weakness and I are on intimate terms.

Ayyy~

I think hes lonely and needs some friends outside of /waifu/ to keep him centered, looks to come here for a sense of self more than just to shit around with other waifus.
Legs of truth yo.

You'll get Mirai mate. Or I, the shipmaster, will haul the ship to port!

I know man

Nigga if you calling me a pussy, then I guess you are what you eat lol

Just gotta say this. That's an adorable gif

Damn, sounds like you're busy. Just get some sleep when you can, eh? Can't make the latest groundbreaking cipher if you're well rested.

Shit, Ruri's keeping me up a bit.

I'll head off to bed soon in a few minutes. Can follow my lead after that, handsome.

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Forgot picture.

It's been a long night.

Eh what do you guys know youre all fucking morons.

>heres mild lewd for the legs of truth

Non Non Biyori in itself is super adorable

watch it

Catch you later Shinoa
>Shizuru

wrong picture, here

Goodnight~

>Ruri's keeping me up a bit
I thought he went to bed dammit

There are quite a bit of flaws with this post anyway. Disregard it entirely, I'm just breaking down at this point.

Greetings, R.O.R.Y. Still haven't changed your mind with joining me?

That's good to know. There's also an E.M.I. around here somewhere...

>yes always

Oh... uh... I don't know what to say. No one's ever said they missed me before.

And thanks for liking the pic. All three of you are now watching me lol

Still crying for you lol

Hi guys did I miss anything

Well.. I wouldn't say I'm lonely. Posting here is fun but as I stated I can go without. It's nice having people to listen and all.. But yeah. At least you're honest.
I'll end all the senpai shit and maybe we can just talk as you've been pretty chill.

Don't group me into this. I feel like I'm semi separate from everyone else.

>Implying you havent done enough already
kek

That just looks like a happy accident
As Ive said, I will only intervene if the lives of civilians is at risk. Your personal feelings are of no concern of mine. I have recieved no orders from base otherwise. It seems they want me out of it on both sides.

I wouldn't call you weak, my reasons are probably dumb but they are what they are.
Alright, as long as I can out last you I'm happy.
You two are always staying up later than you should for each other.
Get some rest.

Kill yourself

You got yourself a hater. Do as you please.

Well, since the M.D.F's been dismantled (forcibly) by me, there's really only three sides.

You can join K.O.K.O in her hunt against me, join me in my fight, or simply continue serving the masses.

I respect your choice, as unambitious as it may be.

So does Mirai not wanna talk to me? Are you there? Did I do something wrong last night friend? I cant remember... :/

I've already thought about it too many times to know that I shouldn't.

>why did I bring myself into this?

HELLO MY DEAR, how the fuck are you doing today?

That's cool.
How are you bacon waif?

>Tsuyu

Ehh, okay. You better follow suit though, big guy.

>YUNO IS NOT BEING MEAN TO ME

what are you trying to pull..


no mistakes, just happy accidents

imissu. i miss a lot of people on the thread

Sounds good homie
I choose to continue to serve. As unambitious as it is, if others choose to push me towards their agenda, I will fight that agenda.

Because you're a fucking moron

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Claimed.


You're here early!

My dearest, whatever do you mean?

Ayy comrade!

Claimed

Or maybe not, it is fun trying to get death senpai to notice frog.
How are things though? Saw you were cooking and that's always fun.

>Tsuyu

I admit, I am. I got baited so hard.

Ayy lmao

hello

That's just weird

Mili! I learned today that Heavy Object has massive amounts of PLOT.

>Mirai

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At least you realize it.

Literally making a documentary with my friends detailing our rise and fall as "Team Speedwagon"

Oh. Makes much more sense
>Tosses flowers out the window

Alright then, no need to go hostile. Just a shame I won't be able to work with such a respectable unit.

I'm kidding, there's still stuff I have to do so I'll be up for a while longer. I'll be in bed soon though, just make sure you are too.
I'm too tired for this.

You didn't do anything wrong last night. Mirai is just lurking.
Hello comrade, what's up?
Hello!
How have you been?
How's the night treating ya?

Well that sounds like fun. What kind of tean are you guys?

>Tsuyu

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y would you throw those out?

DON'T PLAY DUMB FAGGOT

Yay you are here! I thought you were mad at me or something...
>PLOT
>
Your goddamned right it does ;)
The story gets a lot better later on too. The beginning is a lot of "plot"

Okay good. I honestly cant remember virtually anything I did last night...
Also hello friend

Ah the usual, hows your day?

Wow rude! what's the matter bb?

Okay, I will. Just get some sleep soon, will you? Promise you won't be up that much longer?

ok. You?

I've been good. I have a final project due tomorrow and I haven't started. That's gonna be fun.

Were an elite League team called The Speedwagons. One of the documentaries we're making is called "From Bronze to Worlds"
>we literally just film ourselves playing League together and the shenanigans that go with it

Our motto is
>Don't tilt. If one of us tilts, the whole Wagon tilts

Oh, because I thought...

Actually, never mind. It was kind of stupid of me to assume. You're just being nice, after all

I was working, just screwing around at work. Its so quiet during finals.
Who knows. If K.O.K.O. attempts to force me to hers...

I still want them.
PLUS I LIKE SEEING YOUR BURNT ASS SHIT AROUND