Be me not long ago today

>be me not long ago today
>bite into bread
>destroyed tooth
>travel home from work
>find package in subway

>wat do b?

trips decide!

open the box nigga

set it on fire

Open box, piss on contents.

...

I was literally just about to type this.
I love whoever said this.
I love you...
So
Much
baby

roll

>Finds parcel
>what do???

How about open it

Open with dick

>Open
>Show us contents
>Replace with a piece of paper saying the words: You lose, please play again
>Send it back out
>Top kek baby

Open it
And then decide what to do

Its probably just some normal ass shit

Open the box, stuff with bread, return to sender.

Open it, then insert contents into anus.

CUM IN BOX

Buy Sonic '06, replace whatever contents were in the box with Sonic '06, send it back out. Also show us what's in the box you piece of shit. If Sonic '06 is in the box, just write "Top Kek" on a piece of paper, put it in the box, send it back out, keep Sonic '06 and have a good day.

open the box

Open it

rolling for this
OP IS PHAGGIT

rolling for this

Fignewton...

>contact the local authorities
>you have intercepted a parcel relating to terrorism

Put your dick in the box and fuck it

rr

Open it you fag

If you're not rolling for anyone who mentioned fucking the box then you're wrong and I hope you don't get trips

open it

...

...

i could not take it anymore, i opened it
dubs get contents

(trips gets me fucking the box and sending it back or whatever floats your goat)

Take it out for dinner.
Get into an angry fight about your supposed relationship.
Slam money on the table and leave the box.

Eat it no matter what it is

open it and cum on whatevers inside

I'll happily take the contents

YES THIS!

Dont open it just take it too the subway lost and found

Eat contents

>make a hole in the box
>cum inside of it
>open it
>profit

kek

Fag

roll

Open it and eat contents then box.

Then he'd findcum???

Film your self burning it then you'll never know what was in that and you will feel so unfinished

yes

Open boxaroo

tell us whats in the box then dickweed

just open faggot

THIS

open

OP is a faggot

Throw it trought the window

Fap fap fap fap till you cant no more then and only then are you able to become a tree

Open

OP will surely deliver.

this is clickbait, OP sent the parcel to himself

Cut a hole, fuck it, cum inside and than unbox

this is not clickbait, im a male ...

you fucktards couldn't roll trips but ill give it to you neverless

OPEN THE BOX

There. You. Go

>you fucktards couldn't roll trips
Show us how, master.

faggot confirmed, he sent himself some curlers, he will be appearing on a TRAP thread near you soon

rollolololop

Curl your hair with it and show us how pretty it made you, you pretty girl, you.

i have no fucking idea how to curl hair

Curling. Iron.
No idea why that made me laugh like an autist.

you got your own trips.
also just send it back to the person who ordered it....the slip should be in there lol

Cut the box, inundate with spirite and set on fire. Fuck the box in the same time !

>couldn't roll trips
my sides, they're missing

If you wanted something to stick up your ass, you shoulda just got one of those decorative plungers, op. I bet that'll pinch.

shit at least you know how to throw down dubs.

teach us, journeyman.

Its easy, look

...

Fucking, ONE OFF

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

ONE JOB. TO GET QUINTS.

YOU FUCKING FAILED.

Take a shit on top of the box OP

Open the box

rolling

...

Open the box and take pictures, dipshit.

im out, bitches, have to get my tooth replaced

actually ...

roll trips or higher and i'll send it back with cum and the timestamp inside

roll, post pics or not legit