>be me not long ago today
>bite into bread
>destroyed tooth
>travel home from work
>find package in subway
>wat do b?
trips decide!
>be me not long ago today
>bite into bread
>destroyed tooth
>travel home from work
>find package in subway
>wat do b?
trips decide!
open the box nigga
set it on fire
Open box, piss on contents.
...
I was literally just about to type this.
I love whoever said this.
I love you...
So
Much
baby
roll
>Finds parcel
>what do???
How about open it
Open with dick
>Open
>Show us contents
>Replace with a piece of paper saying the words: You lose, please play again
>Send it back out
>Top kek baby
Open it
And then decide what to do
Its probably just some normal ass shit
Open the box, stuff with bread, return to sender.
Open it, then insert contents into anus.
CUM IN BOX
Buy Sonic '06, replace whatever contents were in the box with Sonic '06, send it back out. Also show us what's in the box you piece of shit. If Sonic '06 is in the box, just write "Top Kek" on a piece of paper, put it in the box, send it back out, keep Sonic '06 and have a good day.
open the box
Open it
rolling for this
OP IS PHAGGIT
rolling for this
Fignewton...
>contact the local authorities
>you have intercepted a parcel relating to terrorism
Put your dick in the box and fuck it
rr
Open it you fag
If you're not rolling for anyone who mentioned fucking the box then you're wrong and I hope you don't get trips
open it
...
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i could not take it anymore, i opened it
dubs get contents
(trips gets me fucking the box and sending it back or whatever floats your goat)
Take it out for dinner.
Get into an angry fight about your supposed relationship.
Slam money on the table and leave the box.
Eat it no matter what it is
open it and cum on whatevers inside
I'll happily take the contents
YES THIS!
Dont open it just take it too the subway lost and found
Eat contents
>make a hole in the box
>cum inside of it
>open it
>profit
kek
Fag
roll
Open it and eat contents then box.
Then he'd findcum???
Film your self burning it then you'll never know what was in that and you will feel so unfinished
yes
Open boxaroo
tell us whats in the box then dickweed
just open faggot
THIS
open
OP is a faggot
Throw it trought the window
Fap fap fap fap till you cant no more then and only then are you able to become a tree
Open
OP will surely deliver.
this is clickbait, OP sent the parcel to himself
Cut a hole, fuck it, cum inside and than unbox
this is not clickbait, im a male ...
you fucktards couldn't roll trips but ill give it to you neverless
OPEN THE BOX
There. You. Go
>you fucktards couldn't roll trips
Show us how, master.
faggot confirmed, he sent himself some curlers, he will be appearing on a TRAP thread near you soon
rollolololop
Curl your hair with it and show us how pretty it made you, you pretty girl, you.
i have no fucking idea how to curl hair
Curling. Iron.
No idea why that made me laugh like an autist.
you got your own trips.
also just send it back to the person who ordered it....the slip should be in there lol
Cut the box, inundate with spirite and set on fire. Fuck the box in the same time !
>couldn't roll trips
my sides, they're missing
If you wanted something to stick up your ass, you shoulda just got one of those decorative plungers, op. I bet that'll pinch.
shit at least you know how to throw down dubs.
teach us, journeyman.
Its easy, look
...
Fucking, ONE OFF
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
ONE JOB. TO GET QUINTS.
YOU FUCKING FAILED.
Take a shit on top of the box OP
Open the box
rolling
...
Open the box and take pictures, dipshit.
im out, bitches, have to get my tooth replaced
actually ...
roll trips or higher and i'll send it back with cum and the timestamp inside
roll, post pics or not legit