Waifu thread

Waifu thread

>Claim a waifu
>Talk shit
>Be a faggot
>Do the thing

Bake your own damn bread edition

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No waifu better than a tree waifu.

Megumin claimed~

Milinda
Shinoa does have an influence on me~

Finally a thread.
Also clammed

>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting threads on your board again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech

> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site since it triggers your episodes

> wwaaaaaaaaaa
Nigg ligg

i like these rules

Milinda claim
>I fucked up real bad edition

I cant say i'm surprised there... kek

still here

H.A.N.A.K.O unit here

Perfect!~ The only thing I want from you...

...is dating advice. Do you have, uh, any good tips or something? Would really like my next encounter with Hotaru to go off without a hitch.

Thanks. I spent a good amount of time thinking on them.

Side note, music. youtube.com/watch?v=bMPlPJP2brw

Be super tsun maybe?

Claiming 20/20 waifu and going to bed. Thanks for the thread Shizuru.
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Nothing to feel bad about, Mili, considering where we are.
.
If Koko shows up, tell him his drink choices are bad and he should feel bad.

Have a good night.

Claimed.
Only 5, I think.
All on P.C? I'm not into games right, so I'm behind.
Es del Guatemala. Un dialecto. No se como explicar bien.
Bummer.. Any alternatives?

Sleep comfortably and take good care.
And I'll pass the message to him.

they are. The World games do not interest some people which is fine

>where we are
im not sure I know what you mean friend...
Goodnight I shall redeem myself by delivering your message

>dating advice
Im not sure how helpful I can be there... First off, dont drink before going on /waifu/.... kek
Second, be maybe a little tsundere and hard to get.
>Hotaru really likes hard to get.
Third, be yourself! Cant go wrong with that right?

>Only 5
Okay thats not too bad... Still 5 too many...

Friendly reminder that Yume is an alien

Sorry, i was working

>Be a little tsundere
>tsundere

Oh for Christ's sake not this again.

But its what Hotaru likes! Thats why she liked Yuno so much...

I mean, the only reason she went for the yandere was because she was hard to get. Now that she's not, Hotaru is freaking out
>That's how I see it anyway

>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting threads on your board again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech

> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site since it triggers your episodes

> wwaaaaaaaaaa
Dess I like fugging difcks

Ayy lmao
To me, it sounds like there's much to do in world games.
It's okay.
>Still 5 too many...
Dang, then it wasn't meant to be shared. Jaja

Jeez, I quit being that a LONG time ago. I've turned my life around and gotten better too.

Guess I'll have to don the persona again...

Es in diferente version de espanol? Eres de Guatemala?

Non puoi capire niente cosa che ti dico?

Well I would love to share it because its true and rather funny, But it is kinda embarrassing... I wouldn't want the other pilot anons knowing I fucked up that bad...

Just use it as bait, when Hotaru bites, reel her in with your real persona ;)
You got this, I believe in you.

Depends really I dont know

I didn't even think of that tbh.. Nice advice~

So I went with a lamb pasta for food. Hopefully its a good choice.
Rory claimed.

Praise alcohol!

That quickly? Weren't you just at work?
>Shizuru

Ah, the R.O.R.Y unit. We meet again. I will only ask this of you once, and this time, you MUST give me answer.

Do you understand?

dub dubs for the man with the beard

I as but I came as fast I could
then i came here.
I dont live too far away. 10 min drive with no traffic

It's safe with us. Hopefully. I always enjoy hearing true stories about people on here.
Let me ask you this. Why do you enjoy them? (Besides being neat.)
No, es una idoma del antes. Los Mayas lo hablaba. Soy del U.S. pero mi madre es del Guatemala.
Lamb pasta? Sounds great! Let us know how it is.

Ah i got ya. You made it sound like you had more work to do. Oh well. What're you drinking? Anything good?

I have claimed perino

i like how i can keep playing them

Welp, I just got back from the printing store

Akiko claimed

Haha Thanks. Hopefully it works out well

Thanks. Me too. Hopefully one day I will be brave enough to tell everyone else. Seems like the few who saw enjoyed it. Maybe one day...

Im off to sleep and question my life choices. Goodnight all!

guinness Draught. Never had. I like the pick six section of my liquor store and try out beers ive never had. This ones pretty ok. I try to choose beers that are meant to be drank at room temp because I'm mostly Hitler.
That's a fucking slug
You'd look a lot cuter if you... weren't.. Tomoko trying to be cute

I realized i typoed last time with "in" also typing in spanish, thinking in english, and doing an Italian project is messing with my head so I have to stop speaking Spanish for now, sorry.

Also, I said: you can't understand anything that I tell you? In Italian.

Have a good night~
>It wasn't that bad

Have a good night. Enjoy your questioning.

Ah nice. Mostly Hitler, not sure i've heard it phrased like that before lol

hey spike how are you

Before you go to sleep, don't think about saggy, hairy old man balls and

what is love

Goodnight

>Hold up
>If you did it
>With Mirai
>Who's the daddy

Have you ever drank some Alexander Keith's?

Mostly nazi, mostly Hitler. Hitler wasn't German, though I'm pretty much Hitler without the clout.
Dead. Fucking dead.

DEEEAAAAADDD
Never ever even ever heard of it even ever

Just gotta work on it. You'll earn that clout eventually, probably.

I do.

Oh.. I like it.. It probably never got out Canada lol

Jaja nice answer.
Welcome back!
Rest easy and take care.
Nah, it's okay. I type faster in English than in Spanish. I forgot the respond to the second question. I understood a bit.
Tzet vo che cha ujnin!

>Got out of
>Megumin

Nah, it's okay. I type faster in English than in Spanish. I forgot the respond to the second question. I understood a bit.
Tzet vo che cha ujnin!

Sorry about that.

...

how are you
I guess

Do you have any, uh, good dating advice? Would really like my next encounter with Hotaru to go off without a hitch, and I'd like to hear an opinion from someone other than Megumin or Milinda.

If all goes according to plan and the world falls into apocalyptic, anarchic panic, yes. I will be a ruler of ruthless men... and very sexy, horny sluts
ayyyyyy
I love draught's, lagers and blegian whites. They are all very good while warm.
So many people think it's the strangest thing on earth, but a lot of countries atually serve their beer at room temp.
Very tired. I have not eaten all day, worked my ass off for 12 hours and am getting happily tipsy off my first beer
Pretty good, considering. this is when I get really retarded

Sorry I dissappeared, still here just playing destiny with /vg/

>Lagers
Funny, that's what I've been drinking tonight
Never tried it at room temp.. I'll try one later

well at least you can relax now

Anarchy and sluts, eh?. That's a respectable vision, sir. Best of luck to you. Lol

Going to sleep at 6pm was a mistake.

>6 foot old man fister claimed

Always be you Tomoko!
Was wondering where you gone. Welcome back!

Well, I dont know a lot about the situation or genders. I need information about things first.

Some beers are a bad idea to drink warm, but those are shite and are a bad idea in the first place.
Try some Blue Moon. That's good to drink warm. This Guinness is, too.
I've tried white IPA's, but eugch.. those are nasty. Fuck yo bitter beers fgts
Take meds and you too can be a cool, calm, collected and level headed freak just like me!
I shall collect the brightest minds of engineering and science to build me mechanized suits of armor
IT WILL BE GLORIOUS AND BONER

Just woke back up, or never get to sleep?

Glorious and boner? I'm not sure what that means, but sounds great.

Yeah can't really reply fast while gaming

Ok?
so thats how the cool kids managed it

I want to give a shit again.

Never tried any IPA's, I tried Guiness twice, it was pretty good. My favorite so far are red ales

just woke up. now i feel sore and i'll probably go to sleep late because of it. Did i miss anything in the meantime?

Exactly!
It's cool. Enjoy your gaming!

Dont

Oh, hey. Weird legs. What's up? I was wondering about those legs... I mean, I could stick my dick between them and hit nothing but air. Are you mr skeletal irlooc?
Good. I sometimes don't make a whole of sense when I'm overly tired because my thoughts are just stupid, and stupid is does.
Like two stupid dogs. Why would you do that?
I actually take them for legit purposes and they level me out. I've had a lot of developmentally scarring experiences growing up, and ADHD.
Take your meds and put on some fucking pantsu
Dont. IPA's are nasty. It's like drinking bitter sour.

Why have a mechanized suit of armour when you can be a mech yourself?

I've learnt that the meaning of life is microwaveable pizzas

Nope. Can't remember exactly when you went to bed, so you may or may not have missed some user being butthurt over tsuyu, but other than that, nope.

You lost me on that one.

Did you do anything today
that sucks

Alright, thanks for the warning~

...

Claim

You look bored?

That's not how you legs.

certainly more than i ever learnt here
i remember a bit of that. couldn't make sense of it though. What exactly happened?

You ok there? Lookin a little... broody.
Maybes puts the precious down for a whiles, yes?
Reserved for when my body gets trashed in honorable battle. In the mean time, I want to experience the sluts, pain and glory of fevered battle.
I didnt even give bad directions ddnt you use google maps?
A lot of things suck, Tomomakokato. It's life. Accept the bullshit, because it wont go away and just do what you can to deal or fix.
There's always a solution to something, which is what keeps me from purchasing a lifetime supply of 1 bullet.
I used to really like hienneken, also leinkugels. However the fuck you spell those.
Leinkugel has a lot of seasonals. Some are yeh and some ar eh. Check out your local liquor stores for pick your own six packs.
youtube.com/watch?v=aUEreQE2rGs
I think of this every time i see your name

Got up, paid a bill, ate a sandwich, then work. Kind of an average day. Your day?
Good to see you again!

Legs?

I have tons of stuff to do. But im used to have things or people to worry about and I have none today, am I weird if that makes me bored?

kek, its pretty close to how you pronounce it. I shouldn't have that visible...

I've been mostly drinking stuff I never tried before lately. They're usually 4-packs that hold 500ml per can
Gotta try new stuff

Its a mutual feeling, hey!
>Homu

Good, I'm out however. Too distracted. Have school tomorrow at 9 and its 3. Barely worked on my project. Kill me.

Irl, a little, yeah. As far as Rory is concerned, she has the regular thigh gap common in anime.

Yup. You should break that habit ASAP.
Google maps was lost too.
Legs.

Ok
finished workbook for class went to the bowling alley gave the papers to the teacher and got final grade. Left before rest of the class got drunk and bowled

Hello you guys, sorry for all the commotion before, I'm not even sure what happened.
But I did get a message from a friend asking if I wanted to go to a retro gaming expo, admission is only 15 bucks so that'll be fun.

Sounds cool bro
>legs

Nice. That sounds fun.
Holy lewd legs.

I make near connections to a lot of things. Kind of like a woman, but not as far off as womens connections.

Fuck, women... crazy cunts
Oh god those arent the white trash dranks, are they?
Like the colt 40 type or steel reserves.
I found a steel reserve on the ground once, unopened. Cracked it open and realised why it was on the ground. NAAAAAASSS-TY
Maybe for SATAN
But nah, that shit's nuts. I like a woman with some meat on her. A grill that can kick my ass.
Boner fun wrestling times.
Well there's your problem. You used google maps! Why would do that?
smh some peoples weeabo's
Dont get too excited there
I have 15 loli's can I come too?

It's cool

waifuism=gross