My girlfriend pissed the bed and I rolled around in it for hours before finally waking up. I'm pisssd no pun intended...

My girlfriend pissed the bed and I rolled around in it for hours before finally waking up. I'm pisssd no pun intended. Trips decides what I do to this pissy cunt.

blast it with piss
>implying op would deliver

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make her first sex tape

Kek

shit on the bed and blame her for that too

piss on her face

expose her as a slut here

Draw a dick on his dick

bump

Rub her nose in it like fucking dirty mutt she is. That will teach her not to do that shit again.

Just post her nudes. Jesus fuck, user, why haven't you done this already.

Piss on her to assert your dominance

you sound mad OP. Some people pay good money to get pee-pee'd on.

is she incontinent or what?

reroll

Be nice to her,she will feel bad for it. It's more like she has an urinary tract disease

Another pic with timestamp, then we decide...

its from stress, OP beats her on daily basis for the lolz

mine did that to me. i thought it was funny. she was really embarrassed.

Grab a ladder and unload from you asss

Off by one...

Play very loud music near her ear

Piss on her, see how she likes it.

wake her up and tell her she peed the bed

Shoot

Shit on her give her the shits pun intended

Post nudes

Rerolling

OP is a lying cunt, i guarantee it

eat her pussy
trips incoming

Shit the bed and also blame that on her

reroll

Next time you have sex, urinate inside her.

Oh, without a trace of a doubt. I still wanna see the tiddy tho

Let's see the tits OP

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Rerelling

Rouler

make her clean it up, naked. no gloves, no mask, nothing to protect from her crimes.

This

plot twist - you actually pissed the bed OP

Reroll

Poop on her head

pissers these days

Tits

Rollo

She will definitly play this card when I confront her.

Reroll

Face rape, send vids.

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Winrar

Check for tits

WINRAR

Now u might as well add more on her take pics and post please

fuck it, rolling for this

well OP you won yourself. what does this mean.

Nice trips.
But check these quads

Piss right back on her

Mushroom slap. Grab her ass shit in a plant

Could grow up and act like an adult. Shit happens man. no pun intended

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Fucking do something ,,,,!,,,,!!,!,!

make her some eggs, then have sex with her in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation

It doesnt even look like she's in the bed anymore. Pretty sure it was you OP. How do you know it wasnt you?

it wasnt shit fgt it was piss, also OP be a dear and show us her snatch plox

Tits. Now

Make her some eggs, then piss on them when she goes to eat them. Yell "NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT!!!! PISSSSSSSS!!!!! PISSSSS EVVVVERRRYYYWHERREEE!!!!!!!!

I never said it was, faggot. It's a phrase, you know?

Shit on her mouth

Post craigslist ad for random men to have bareback sex and cum inside her pussy. Allow the men to come over and cum in her. Post pics with timestamp.

Waiting for Op to reply, just like I wait for my dad every day after work

Kill her

Beat the shit out of her and let her know that she needs to use the toilet. Put that bitch in her place.

200 lashes like the Muslims do. Oh and Allah Ackbar!!!

Hog tie her while she's sleeping, then wake her up by forcing something into here tight little butt, she'll wake with a shock and the freak out as she can't move

post some pics?

Tits dude

i am aware of the phrase, fgt, you thought you were being cool but it was gay and wrong, why would you pun about shit when the bitch pissed herself? and then say pun intended? not trying to troll i just think you are a nigger lover is all

work? but isnt that a nigger? you do know how to starve a nigger right? put his food stamps under his work boots

best thing to do is drag mattress outside w/ her on it