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Come on Sup Forums, help me out

dubz rules

will keep you updated

Have you seen chef

I eat ass

One time i paid a homeless man to poop on my chest

sorry but i am gay, can we be just friends?

Shut the fuck up you fucking slut cunt bitch

Play it cool for now. Just say "Hey, how are ya? ;^]"

dubz rules for next message

"Consternated. Just full of it."

"Oh, just dealing with my dog's body. It died about an hour ago. =^["

Whats your thoughts on pegging?

'High on coke, and lookin' to smoke. You got a car? Hook me and I'll make it worth your while."

stab me

send a picture of your dick

Would you like to purchase some cat names?

roll

rr

Just killed and cooked my dog, what're you doing tonight? ;)

Just took a shit and looking to fill you up with my man juices. DTF?

REROLL NIGGAS

you ever had a hot dog nigga? With mayonnaise nigga?

have you ever wondered what baby tastes like?

Thought that i would like to poop on your peehole but it might need a crane to get you here

memes

Getting blazed on some girl scout cookies atm. Wbu?

reroll

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why no face brooke? are you ugly af?

I'm really thinking we should hook up, I'm rubbing my cock to your picture ;)

not too bad for someone whos been holding in a giant turd for a few days, damn constipation lol

This

reroll

win

Can I get a peep at that turd cutter?

I'm doing great! The screaming stopped an hour ago, all that's left is to clean up. Would you like to help?

final roll

Roll

winrar.exe

winrar

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OP

Winrar

I had sex with my cousin when he was disguised as hitler

thank god, trips too

Words could never say how beautiful you are. But numbers can. 3/10

Not bad but there's a pedophile I know on Facebook

keep them coming

hotdog scarf that mayonnaise like you nay may scarf that HOT DOG NIGGA BAM

Are you illiterate?
I'm asking if you want some white dick, nigga.

Roll

roll

i choose this

LOL, sorry I do that sometimes. I'm just so random. SQUIRRELPASTE LOL

DID YOU NOT HERE ME BITCH DO YOU WANT THIS HOT DOG DICK IN YOUR ASS?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kek, this OP

i vote for the greens and im a massive cuck faggot, squirt your nigger dick bf's cum on my face

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yes pls

OP what about this?

What the hell! Autocorrect at its worst. What I meant to say was my hotdog has mayonnaise.

Fucking this

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yah

this

"Mayonnaise" ;)

yes

i want to give you my hot dog nigga, tasty mayonnaise nigga

Reroll

I just want to know if you want my Frankfurt with extra mayo

#BlackLivesDontMatter

Rereroll

I am smarf

Gimme dubs

Last one fags

fuck my life

Sorry that was my other half, so like I was saying hotdog nigga?

see a nigger pull the trigger

Roll

Send cunt and ass

Reroolin

Winrar

nice trips user

Kekwat

LOL

The trips

Do both in separate messages, OP

Bitch better deliver

come on OP step up your game

fuck her right in the pussy

My motto is: "deliver or derail!"

Eat shit and die

nigerian niggers hanging from nigerian nigger necklaces is how those damn nigerians with nigger necklaces ought to neck themselves.

I fuck man ass

cant keep up op

Op is kill I reckon it's been 10 minutes

Niggers rolling down the hill at lightning speeds

OP is a faggot

I lost my virginity to a donkey in a village in Columbia on a trip some years ago. The owner of said donky has made it clear that If donkey baby is born I must pay child support. The weird thing is that every time I have sex with a women I can't help thinking about how much better the donkey was at making feeling oh so good. A past gf borke up with me because she got super weirded out when I screamed yesss donkey! Yessss! I tried to play it off as a joke but when she read my diary it was all over weeks later. Months later I was at a house party where she ended being at and she got pretty loaded, she then went on to tell everyone at the party I was a donkey fucker. She talked about the whole story in great detail. I was called a sick weirdo and banished from the party cause the girl who lived at the house was friends with my ex. One random dude at the party said to me that he stuck his dick in a hole in a wall in Thailand washroom and was 99% sure a man was on the other side but did not stop cause he was drunk and it felt do good. He said it is something his gf could never ever find out about. He mentioned that he felt sorry for me and that if he wasn't such a whipped pussy of a man with his gf he would of stuck up for me. I ended up leaving feeling depressed and wiping away tears outside, walked my way to the park and got wasted with a group of happy go lucky homeless guys.

When is op not a faggot?

keep it going b!!!

He's alive