Hello Sir, I've heard rumours of illegal dubs in this area. Have you seen any?

Hello Sir, I've heard rumours of illegal dubs in this area. Have you seen any?

the law clearly states your dumbass needs retirement

nay

No, I'm not Irish.

I don't know what you're talking about officer.

Why no officer, I obtained these dubs legally.

I have a genetic disease that causes rapid aging, I'm actually 23

Idubbbz

Nope...

No

Dubs you say... Go fish.

Fuck tha police!

>dubs

ARE YOU A FUCKING MORON? DON'T POST SHIT THREADS.

Fuck the pole is!

No sir officer, no dubs here.
Just a man, his wiener, and a whole lot of free time.

You'll never take me alive, pig.

No officer I would never be in possession of dubs

Nah, I dindu nuffin

HANDS IN THE AIR. STOP FUCKING RESISTING
.

You're going away for a long time boi

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND CRIMINAL SCUM

yes u did

Nope, i'm not black

no ociffer i swear i dont have dubs

Empty your pockets, sir.

...

GET THE FUCK DOWN YOU BLACK CRIMINAL NIGGER SCUM

NIGGER HANDS UP DONT TRY TO RUN

I don't know what dubs are, officer.

what dubs officer?

Nah I'm just waiting for a mate

what if i have cheese pizza but don't have dubs

There was a guy with dubs down the street, I am sure of it.

No dubs check'em

nothing to see here

Lol u sure about that criminal scum?

dubs? oh..b-dubs. riight. uh, no officer, I dont know where b-dubs is. sorry man.

No sir, I'm just an innocent Syrian refugee, fleeing from the war and looking to culturally enrich one of your fine female Hamburgers.

CHECK EM, OFFICER

FUCK PIGS
GET MONEY
RACK PAINT

OOOHHHH YOU IN THE SHIT NOW BOI!

>"Dispatch, requesting back-up, suspicious activity reported."

Officer, they only look like dubs.

Nope, nothing here. Move on.

No dubs here officer

No dubs here fam

o shit waddup

Move along officer, nothing suspicious here.

No dubs here officer. Only trips.

No officer, I haven't seen anything

No, sir!
I'm i being detained?

what seems to be the officer dubs?

DROP THE DOUBLE DUBS, NOW!

Ayy man did nuffin

>3 minutes later

Stop struggling, boy!!

AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?!

Nigga I'll beat your ass

I promise, I got off the dubs a long time ago!

Anybody here got any dubs to sell?

Sorry Stranger ran out fresh. Interested in trips?

Now if i indeed had dubs, the dubs you were searching me for. Where would them doubleredoos happen to be? Its almost like you don tryin to set me up.

You wouldnt do that, would you kind sir?

You aint go no trips. Nice try, cops!

*Walks briskly down the street*

Don't check em.

Johnsson, this little cottonboy got dubs. Put him in your car?
Relax!!

Legalize dubs for medicinal use!

Nope

shut up you italian fuck

I only have these trips

Fuck off!

yes

none here sir, check two posts down i heard they have dubs

No, officer. I have the papers to prove that my dubs were legally bought.

show us the papers then faggot

see i told you they have dubs somewhere in the area i mentioned, now can i get a snitch payout?

Here you are, officer. I hope the papers are in order.

i heard that the post below me has got some

u got reasonable cause, cop?

bullshit! fuck you narc

Not here, officer

Not all at officer

No way, not here office.

Some stupid nigger came by here officer