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this is it lads
First for your da sells Avon
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tony blair was best pm
>Mate uploads a picture with me on Instagram
>Don't like it too soon
>He keeps it up for two minutes
>Deletes it
What the fucks he playing at then?
Why are my eyes so red this past week? They're sore as fuck.
I thought it was conjunctivitis but there is no gunk.
Been putting eyedrops in but they're not doing anything.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Hello...I am the emperor's new clothes poster ama
>foreigners like yanks, canadians, aussies snd others who know all about our culture, pop culture, history, politics, use our slang and our gimmicks, basically worship us
very comfy feel being a "cool" country I must say lads
I like to imagine a pub full of the /brit/ users sometimes, it's raining outside, and someone is playing 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel.
hmmmmmmmmm
haha donald trump selling off local businesses to japan, top banter
Unironic purple surge
Your eyes have a new set of clothes mate
>Excerpt CHAPTER I. THE SPREAD OF THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING PEOPLES. During the past three centuries the spread of the English-speaking peoples over the world's waste spaces has been not only the most striking feature in the world's history, but also the event of all others most far-reaching in its effects and its importance. The tongue which Bacon feared to use in his writings, lest they should remain forever unknown to all but the inhabitants of a relatively unimportant insular kingdom, is now the speech of two continents. The Common Law which Coke jealously upheld in the southern half of a single European island, is now the law of the land throughout the vast regions of Australasia, and of America north of the Rio Grande. The names of the plays that Shakespeare wrote are household words in the mouths of mighty nations, whose wide domains were to him more unreal than the realm of Prester John. Over half the descendants of their fellow countrymen of that day now dwell in lands which, when these three Englishmen were born, held not a single white inhabitant; the race which, when they were in their prime, was hemmed in between the North and the Irish seas, to-day holds sway over worlds, whose endless coasts are washed by the waves of the three great oceans. There have been many other races that at one time or another had their great periods of race expansion—as distinguished from mere conquest,—but there has never been another whose expansion has been either so broad or so rapid
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pink eye from being a dirty cunt
I'm a UKIP voter. AMA.
>square pupils
Goats out
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>killing a million innocent civilians is good
I remove all of my clothes before pooing
>square pupils
you been using that computah too much son
...
*puts on invisible clothes*
What's the matter? Can't see them?
but user, he didn't do that...
list me some non-countries lads
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>It's an user has got through the end of his bottle of wine and is at the point where he can either choose to do something vaguely productive or go out and buy some more alcohol to while away the night episode
Wish they introduced a twist from time to time. I know too well how these episodes end
England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Belgium
Do these people believe theyre attractive?
Belgium, Canada, Ireland, Scotland, New Zealand, Palestine
>Venezuelan presidential candidates
Jesus lads
England
they objectively are
what are you getting for christmas lads?
I like this one
I've got a theory that the girl on the left is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it
belgium
belarus
ukraine
germany
palestine
pic related
hook me up with some good grime
don't wanna hear any basic classic tunes that everyone's heard like ghetto kyote or functions or pulse x
we've all heard them, we all know them, we all know they're good
>He hasn't heard about the emperor's new clothes
hopefully world peace
>germany
care to explain?
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lmao that pic
do you think we have actual shariah patrols here too
err yeah its that film wots about that llama innit
dead good tha, kids love it
She's not that attractive in person but her tits are nice
Reece looks a bit vacant but he's a top lad
fucking hell trapped in the closet is an experience
there's a fucking twist in every tune this is incredible
Just torrent it la
shes ok nothing special
>hook me up with some good grime
left girl is not attractive but people say she is due to the emperor's new clothes phenomenon
This picture reminds me of a phrase...something to do with royalty and clothes...DAMN IT
Time for a little Duolingo russian lesson
Went from being the weird quiet lad at work to being the lad whos ok once he get talking
can't tell if the left is a white bitch caked in makeup or an incredible mixed race goddess
does anyone find this new gimmick funny?
>has giant tits
>has a plain face
that's like a 7 already bud
he really shouldn't have done his eyebrows though
Do normalfags have as much sex as they claim?
i wasn't talking about that unfunny cunt sam hyde
i meant the real thing
Bill Turnbull's Relaxing Classics
Send me those three will u
not a real country
story about your dad's life?
ive been watching the news lately, and yall fucking up
s/o 2 all my haters
Yes truly there should be a phrase for this...
well considering you've never had sex they have quite a bit more sex than you do
How?
oh yes that lad
we all bully the one in our office behind his back for being an autistic little wasteman
brexit was a mistake that was caused my angry rorkes who don't have the tolerance for others
>Tfw I'm an emperors new clothes lad
I always wonder what people say about me behind my back.
Countries:example of emperor's new clothes. They don't exist but everyone assumes other people believe they do
leave it mate its from a choon
sometimes when I see qt ginge lasses in real life I almost get the courage to ask for their number
maybe one day
theyre beautiful
yeah no shit the french media is going to be biased against britain
I'm an angry rorke who voted for Brexit AMA.
no it's an opera by r kelly
here's chapter 1 i highly recommend you give this a watch
there's 33 chapters altogether
each chapter is a song
same with money
why are you so stupid and poor?
iktf
Brexit...very much an emperor's new clothes situation. No one believed anyone else would vote for it so everyone did
love gingers
Any Corbyn supporters here?
Natgeo has been utter shite since it got taken over a while back
it's all pop science bs now
surprisingly have better things to do with my time
I'm not stupid but I am poor.
>theeuropean.de
aaaaah yes, what a completely factual article from a completely factual website.
you're fucking retarded, the article states that 3,5 million people came to germany in 2015 when in actual fact it hasn't been 3.5 million in 2015 and 2016 put together (also, the article is from 2015). another false thing is that it claims there are only 15 million 20-35 year olds in germany, and it also assumes that from 2015, every year will see 3.5 million migrants go to germany (which hasn't happen and would never happen as that's way too many in one year when they already struggled with 900k in a year).
read that as "rasheeding a continent"
really made me think
At the end of the day, it is what it is.
>London school of economics
Trash it. Anything from London is worthless.
ah yes the sub-saharan country of israel
>when you realise everything in existence is an emperors new clothes situation.
you're posting on /brit/, you really don't
this shit is a classic give it a watch you won't regret it