Ask a guy who just ordered a bunch of drugs online legally anything

Ask a guy who just ordered a bunch of drugs online legally anything

Should be here thursday

Is the gif you?

No nigger, it's hotwheels

What kind of drugs?
Why are you ordering legal drugs?
Where did you order them from?

Full house wants to know.

Well, tripsdubs,

1:I ordered some kratom (because weed aint edgy enough), some shrooms, and some weird aphrodisiac because why not.

2: Why wouldn't i order legal drugs? Where i'm from the law is pretty fucking neat considering droogs.

3: A website, silly.

trust me that purchase was not legal.

It wuz tho nigga

> drugs
> legal

pick one

If you want edgy I would suggest DMT.
Dunno if you're getting decent shrooms, but at least that isn't as gay as kratom. How old are you? Aphrodisiacs are usually unnecessary for healthy young people. They're horny enough already, so that's why not!
And I'm sure your country loves psychedelics! (sadly, most do not.)
Would you mind sharing the name of said website? Is it on the clearnet?

On thursday (hopefully) a well known package delivary company will scoot around the neighbourhood with my drugs onboard. And aint no copper gunna get fresh with me for it.

It is clearnet, but not in english. It also only ships nationally.

DMT always seemed a bit extreme, i've been an addict before, and now I just enjoy a peaceful high every few months.

Also I'm a porn addict, hence the aphrodisiac. If that doesn't get my jimmies rustled I'm quitting porn.

>aphrodisiac because why not?

Why do you feel the need to use Sup Forums as facebook?

Because Sup Forums is dick coloured and facebook isn't.

OK, I have a couple suggestions on how to deal with the pigs, in case they do show up and are less than cooperative.
>pic related is one

These guys have been doing this for 17 years, all ''chemicals'' available are only available because the law can't touch them on it.

As i said, the law is permissive as fuck here.

>second suggestion on how to deal with the pigs.

Where is "here", if I might be so bold?

Take a guess, friendo

Nobody is a DMT addict.
That ain't DMT!
Trust me, NO ONE IS A DMT ADDICT.

I wasn't addicted to DMT, i don't know the addictive properties of DMT.

Either way I decided to do some noice stuff every once in a while, opiates, psychedelics, whatever. Just no downers, that stuff is boring as shit.

The Netherlands.
Maybe Scandinavia somewhere.
I dunno, but I don't like guessing games.

Yes, the Netherlands.
I kinda feel bad for Ameribros, potentially getting arrested for smoking some fucking pot.

Mecca

Jerusalem

nah i think people get addicted to everything.
I know some webcomic guy John Campbell was doing dmt pretty much every day & then he turned into a girl. Also my friend was doing it very often & got a collapsed lung from it

kratom is chill tho op. I like doing a teaspoon in the mornings sometimes, good to take a few days off if you do it too much tho there are some slight withdrawal effects

U a nigga, son?
What the fuck is kratom?

>then he turned into a girl
what

Also, waht are the side effects of kratom? headache the day after or some shit?

Nah.
I live in Washington State, grow my own, and make my own cannabis oil out of killer bud and 190 proof Everclear. I also make my own DMT. All the ingredients are legal to buy. I also live within 300 mikes of the best psychedelic mushrooms known to man, and have many years of experience in picking them (although I gotta wait until Autumn). I also make my own beer, wine, applejack, etc... I also own 18 guns, and am an avid hunter and fisherman. It is you Eurocucks I feel sorry for! About ready to go for a ride on my Harley with my gf after smoking this bowl, so don't feel sorry for me!

This seems like a lie...

>was doing dmt pretty much every day & then he turned into a girl
Need sauce on this.
Got a link?
Also you just made me choke on my bong hit and blow water out the bowl!

Because you are a teenager?
Recognize that some lurkers on Sup Forums are old enough to have a life! I, for example, am 50.

I can only find evidence for John Campbell taking DMT 16 times. For his book, DMT, I might add. He does seem like a very zany character, and has pulled many crazy stunts. I would not doubt if the whole turning into a woman thing was one of them.

And living in a fantasy world apparently.

do this

Your fantasy is my reality.

Pics of your still, heat lamps, harley, gf and face or GTFO nigger

>tfw op dies of heroin addiction all because he had to try Kratom

It would be a glorious end.