In religion class

In religion class

Dubs tells me what I do

kill yourself

Sit quietly and listen to the lecture

Roll for this

Take notes

take a shit on ol bob sagget's desk

He isn't talking we are reading bible passages to ourself

op say that the bible is a fictional book full of story for children and imaginary friends

This

Start a debate with the professor on how god isn't real why acting like a neckbearded cringey atheist

Yell "AVE MARIA, DEUS VULT" as loud as humanly possible

Just lurk moar. Pay attention, or not. I don't care.

be an asshole to your parents for forcing you to put up with that bullshit

I had to go to catholic school for years and hated every second of it

Winrar baby

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Scream "reeeeeeeeeeeeee" while blankly looking the teacher in the eye.

ask him why mohammed ripped off the jews and christians

Oh i was thinking more of a humanites religion class

Yell "cummies"

Double dubs. You gotta do it OP. And record it

Scream "THERE IS NO GOD" then tear pages out of the book.

stand up and scream "I am the Antichrist" and act an epilepsy crisis.

scream "9/11 was done by God"

winrar

Nice

Yell "HAIL SATAN"

God funded 9/11

Yell allah is one

"allahu ackbar"

roll

Accuse the teacher of being an atheist for some bullshit reason

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Lost it

We only have five minutes left
I'll do this tommorrow

carve a Metallica logo in your bible

Nice trips

Throw your shoes at him while screaming ALLAH MAKE USA GREAT AGAIN

Is this a get thread?

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Call him doo doo head

Take cock pic under desk

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Yell "Christianity is a slave religion"

write "Would you fuck me Y/N" and pass it to around until it gets caught

jump up and scream "it burns!!"