My GF has agreed to a MFF Threesome. She set these rules though 1. NO Kissing

My GF has agreed to a MFF Threesome. She set these rules though 1. NO Kissing
2. NO Penetration
3. You may use things
4. NO fingers
5. Pay more attention to me then her
6. If I say we stop we STOP
Wtf am I suppose to do

Get her pass-out drunk and do whatever the fuck you want.

No penetrating? The fuck would you even bother

Man up and tell her that you're the one who makes the rules.
Then do whatever you want.

That's not a threesome

Call it off, if she can't be free spirited about it is not worth it. Drama will ensue.

Say "Naa, it's coo'"?

This sounds lame don't even do it

Be an animal.

Fuck every hole and eat every pussy.
Use your fingers, your dick, your tongue.
Do everything you ever dreamed of to both women equally.

She don't like it hook up with the 3rd as a new GF. She likes threesomes and girls.

Just get ur dick sucked by F2 and kiss ur GF passionately. When you bust in F2 say wow ur a good kisser GF.

Wait, what are you allowed to do to the other girl? just put dildos in her?

If your girl is this weird about it already this isn't gonna work out well.

Sounds like a complete waste of time to be honest.

just do it behind her back, she sounds boring as hell

you can only eat her pussy

Either do the threesome by her terms, don't do the threesome, or (if an unrestricted threesome is that important to you) break up with her and find someone more open to what you want.

Call the whole thing off. What your left with is three people sitting in a room.

Obviously other girl sits on your GF's face while you fuck your GF

As someone who has experienced this, you do the following:
you fuck your girlfriend while she eats pussy, and gets masturbated by the other woman.
give her a positive experience with it. Next time, she wont mind so much when you participate with the other woman.
before you know it, you will be fucking the other woman while your GF masturbates while watching you.

Pavlov's dog that bitch.

Make her think it's her idea and make her think she enjoys it. Manipulation my friend.

kek

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sounds legit

>this guy
Do what he says.

Too many rules, she obviously not into it so it's not going to be fun, my advice is don't bother, it'll be shitty and she'll be in a mood about it for weeks.

Wait, what?

>> My GF has agreed to a MFF Threesome

k...

>> She set these rules though

Fair enough...

>> 1. NO Kissing
>> 2. NO Penetration
>> 3. You may use things
>> 4. NO fingers
>> 5. Pay more attention to me then her
>> 6. If I say we stop we STOP

...

>> My GF has agreed to a MFF Threesome

Doesn't sound like it.

You're a fool if you do it. That many rules, she is def jelly. Dump her fgt

Either this
Or this and be done with a possessive insecure gf

That's a waste of time. Thats bringing a third girl and cucking her.

>What am I suppose to do?
Break up with her. This is a cover.
She has either already cheated on you, or will immediately start after the threesome. If you find out, she'll scoff at how upset you are and tell you that you agreed to this.

1. Call it off. She's setting all these rules now, she'll come up with even more AFTER it's over. "why did you do X to her? I can't believe you did Y too. You never did Z with me...."

2. Go ham, do whatever the fuck you want to this other woman. Make your girlfriend jealous and cuckqueen her hard. I did this and my wife was more turned on than ever.

3. Get with other girl, before or after 3some. She sounds cool and probably less uptight than your current.

Having been in a relationship with those sorts of goings on, I have to agree with others who have said not to do it. Not because "hurr durr that's boring", but because it doesn't sound like she's truly open to doing it. It will not go well, and you will suffer for it in the end.

Guidelines are normal and ok, but her list sounds like she's entirely uncomfortable with you and another woman. Don't do it if you want your relationship with her to work. If you don't care, then disregard everything I've said.

You might as well don't do it at all

btw. ever had an MMF threesome with you gf?

This is, unfortunately, true.

solid advice.

If a girl isn't willing to strum her clit while your dick is in another chick or take a hard spit-roasting from you and your bro she isn't gf material. Prove me wrong.

Also if she thinks crying counts as a safe word that bitch is out the door.

Accept. You could fuck your GF when she's kissing the other Girl.

This. I've been going to a local swingers club with the wife for a few months. Many rules at first. But by the third visit she crawled into a pile of people and we had our first group sex experience. no penetration, but each week some more rules slip away. Alcohol helps.

>virgin detected

>Alcohol helps.
Always.

why bother its basically the same as if you were to watch a porno while having sex

>4. NO fingers

Just use your thumb OP, you'll be fine. :^)

She never knew she was bi until she saw it was accepted and encouraged there, now we have several couples we regularly play with. everything from trains and puppy piles to mix and match 3, 4 and 5 way swapping. Our only rule is still no sex with anyone but each other, oral only, so we seek out other couples with the same interests.

DONT DO IT. She is not that into the idea obviously. She will not be able to handle this. This will cause a rift in your relationship. Just drop the idea of a threesome, or if you absolutely have to have one, then its time pack it up and find a new willing girl

For this being my first 4 chan post I would say this was a success thanks for the advice everyone. Most thanks to &

Are you bi? I could see it being hella fun if you were both bi

Fucking faggot

No, I haven't seen any male on male activity there ever. I'm curious, but I can live without finding out, lol

good luck user.
enjoy watching your GF eat pussy.
enjoy watching your GF get her pussy eaten while she blows you
enjoy watching the other woman enjoy your GF

next time, you get some of that too.

>My GF has agreed to a MFF Threesome.
Judging by the rules you coerced her into agreeing against her will.

And this is the result. Would she prefer MFM?

She has said that she does not want to touch another cock

You're walking into trap.

ABORT ABORT.

Ahh. Its fun.

I really don't think it would be accepted there, there is a certain amount of unavoidable contact that will happen, but it's not sexual.

this is correct

besides, with all these restrictions, youre basically having a second girl in the room for you to look at and to do stuff to your gf. i see no benefit in it for you.

ok so lemme get this straight shes basically agreed to let u look at another naked girl while u fuck her? are they gonna play around (ur girl and 2nd girl)? also things=toys?
i probably wudnt bother, the way shes acting thisll bite u in the ass homey

true story, thumb aint a finger

Swingers club Sup Forumsro here. We had many more rules than that when we started. When she sees it's not a threat things will open up a lot. Just reassure her it's all for fun and to spice up your lovemaking.