I'll bet no one on Sup Forums even has a goose

I'll bet no one on Sup Forums even has a goose

You can't even catch one with your hands, faggots

I've always wanted to rub a gooses belly and give it a hug.

The feathers are pretty coarse but fluffy. And when you hug them they go into instinct mode and try to neck wrestle you, which of course feels like they're hugging back

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Canadian geese stop at my pond every year as they're going back and forth

when I grow up I want to get a pet pig though

no wonder, i eat them.

I heard geese are real assholes

You seem like a pretty cool guy, OP. Jealous of your goose havin' ass.

Yeah but have you raised a gander from a gosling? This goose is domesticated

free eggs, fagot
Yeah they are, but when one was raised by Indian runner ducks, they're pansies
My goose tries to challenge us but doesn't know how to fight at all so I just grab his head and sit on his back until he stops trying to fight. Then I release him and give him treats when he's being good

I've also got ducks an shit
Mascovys and Indian runners.

There were actually a few hatchlings swimming around one day but I think the fish and turtles ate them.

lil nigga looks majestic as fuck

No geese, ducks

Next time, catch one. Raise it as your own and build armor for it. Raise it to protect your yard, to denounce the rest of the goose kind
Give it weapons and guard shifts
Make it a warrior and a guard, make it a servant of God
Become god

Have the little bro hold up a time stamp.

Can't. Turns out from all the fighting lately he doesn't like being held or near people. I'll be back with a picture of him with me holding a timestamp in a moment though

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Better picture

I should feed the goose weed.
He'll be chill