>go to play football
>this is the only ball left
Go to play football
>It's been sitting outside through the winter and is rock hard
At least it's not a tennis ball.
>grew up in rural burgerland
>I will never know the feel of playing a game of football with my neighboorhood friends
just kill me now senpai
>take turns retrieving the ball from the field behind the goal
>losing the match
>your turn to retrieve the ball coming up
>kick the ball as far as you can, then run home
Those balls deserve a ceremony before being buried
>still kick the shit out of it
those are the best matches m7. enjoy
Tbh i cant imagine feeling that feel
are you a cunt in your adult life as well?
thank you for reminding me of my childhood, we use to play football almost every day and we had balls that looked liked this
now it's just pic related
>playing with this ball in the rain
It was like kicking a bowling ball
>Goalie throws it and rips off a chunk of the ball
>taking turns
>not the kid who kicked it has to go get it
this
if it's half flat we're fucked, if it's pumped up it's a great ball
>the UK is now a third world country of countries
>not kicking it solo against a wall until your feet bled
>it finally tears
>you fill it with rocks
>run ahead and ask your friend to pass it long
this
>ball is stuck on a tree
>use the spare ball to throw it in order for the ball to fall off
>ball falls off but the spare ball is now on the tree
>repeat
it's an absolute shit feel man
>closest neighbors were almost a mile away
>not enough kids at school to form any kind of sports team
literally didn't play a single game of soccer in my youth
>always picked last
>only allowed to play goalie or defense
>the fat kid is always the keeper
who /lastmanback/ here?
although to be fair a couple of my friends used to like playing in goal
We used to play with stones.
Oh shit das me
>be good at footy
>switch to basketball for some years
>come back to footy
>only good at defense bc of physique
I used to be midfielder
>always picked last because weakling
>prove myself again and again, scoring, passing, being everywhere on the field and fighting
>always picked last
>tfw couldn't play in the same team with best friend because we were the two best and had to be separated
>it's so worn that you pull the sleeping off, leaving just the rubber bit.
>you go to boot it long, but the ball is so light the wind blows it back over your head.
>keeper is autistic and shys away from the ball
>score OG
Y
>aluminium foil rolled into a ball
>faggot nu male cuck teacher tried to ban kicking the ball above head height because like one little kid got hit in the head once
>the whole class stormed the principals office and got it overturned right in front of his face
ITT:
i was good but somthing bad happened
this is my life right here lel
>TFW YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH THIS BALL
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeh, got older and lost all fitness.
>that lad's mental staff runs onto the pitch, is able to get a grip on the ball, runs off and savages it
>Owner of ball who plays like shit gets angry and blows the whole game
>decides to leave
>no second ball
i scored a hattrick in local cup semi final at age 13-14 and assisted two in the final from left wing, local team youth wanted me to play for them but i started playing WoW instead and quit football
now im on Sup Forums
>class gets new ball
>ruin it the same day by shooting it at a fucking lightning-rod
>have to buy another one
Guilty. Sweeper man back when there were, well, when there hadn't been sweepers for like 30 years.
you are cunt
and you should kill yourself (not meme)
They probably just didn't like you
>tallest
>only allowed to be in goal
mah nigga.
>tfw licking delicious tears off striker faggots
>tfw always one of the first to be picked in all sports
feels good to be naturally talented
>the sound of metal studded boots hitting the concrete with a 'clicker-clacker clicker-clacker' as you and your classmates jog out of the changing rooms onto the concrete towards the field on a frosty and misty morning
...
>Climb on the school roof
>Balls everywhere
Was like discovering Tut's tomb.
>that fucking kid that would just goal hang BEHIND the goal the entire game and get sneaky tap ins
I had the same prob till I found some Latinos in the city. Don't understand them but art least they have a league :D
>this is the official school ball
...
>not practicing keepie uppies in the hopes that once you break 100 the kids at school might like you
eww are you gay or something lol??
you were all normies, couple years ago????
>That kid that always crushed the bottle
This is the patrician ball
>that one kid who monkey-hangs on the beam
>the goal falls on him and kills him
i thought this was your ball
>not having a monopoly on the playground and always picking the teams yourself, putting yourself with your best friend
who /played with tennis ball/ here?
most kids are normies, it's only when we got to our teens really that it all went wrong
Yes, the school banned full size footballs because so many windows were smashed
>juggle the tennis ball
>small kid wants me to pass it to him
>volley it at him
>glasses were had
implying you have even played football m8
We had three astro pitches with proper goals as well as a couple of fields to fuck around on
>tfw getting to upper sixth and having your pick of all the pitches
That's the "holy fuck stop hitting my shins" ball.
kill me
I still play 5 a side lads, you should do it too. Good for keeping fit + bantz
>a bag and a tire mark the extend of the goal
yep. 15 is where it all went wrong.
I have these photos to prove it. went on the same holiday two years in a row and in the first photos I was a happy kid with a genuine smile. And the next year I look depressed as fuck
prove it
>the ball goes high and everyone argues if it was withing the limits or not
Having them banned for seeing how many tiles u and ur friends can kick out of the ceiling :( good times XD
>tfw the pressure at school always made me play shit but after school I was like messi
We would go to the nearest car repair shop to get it pumped.
I've played with ball that didn't even had white bits anymore.
>XD
>taking the bait
>being counter-baited
This on so many levels, also when it's half flat and wet... prepare your anus
>being reverse counter-baited
It all depends on whether the keeper would jump that high or not
...
epic ahaha
that was me lel
>tfw master tactician
>getting smashed in the face with a wet half flat dirty ball
>that one kid who just kinda stands there thorough the whole game
Yeah that was me
>that kid who play like shit but is always playing for the best team because of his friends
:^))))
we used to have class vs class matches at lunchtime and we took them extremely seriously. people used to fight and argue for days about if a goal should have counted and kids would cry if they lost
shit was a pretty legit rivalry
>the fat kid with a dynamite kick
>he blasts the ball and nails you right in the face
my cheek was red for hours lads.
That was me.
Like a fucking cannon I tell you.
>it's phys ed with girls episode
>can't play hard
>the game is 14-9 but it's getting dark
>a sudden scream "whichever scores first wins"
>everyone is pumped as fuck and the match lastes 10 minitues full of dirty game, running and brawls
same here. near the end of the year especially we would have serious life or death matches.
>older kids want the field for themselves
>tfw growing up to be the older kids
i believe it. i bet if a lot of these fat kids got fit they'd be GOAT.
> tfw