Tfw no loving gf to cook for you

>tfw no loving gf to cook for you

>loving gf to cook for you
For the love of Christ that looks like a shit I took back in 2002 after I ate 5 soft tacos from Taco Bell. If my gf cooked like that I'd slam her face in it and rape her at the same time and kick her out of the house after.

That looks disgusting

>tfw no gf who can boil water to make you mac and cheese, canned corn and hard boiled eggs

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That's kind of adorable.

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As desperate as I am for a gf if a bitch cooked me that I'd run like a nigger on welfare day

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I'd eat it just throw some peas on it. It's the thought that counts.

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>tfw no gf to satisfy your fetish

These aren't funny.

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this

My wife has had some sort of meat cooking, in the slow cooker for since 8am, Shes now baking me some Banana Muffins.