Its that time again, he will answer your questions

Its that time again, he will answer your questions

did you even actually exist?

will i get a qt german gf in the next month?

that doesn't mean anything you retard

My question is: were you an actual guy in history?

Will I ever get /fit/?

will i die tomorrow?

right ok you are a moron

am I a God?

am i the devil?

Моя тян нормальная?

Did you really rise from the dead?

Would you forgive me for my sins?...

do I have superpowers?

Will I get a gf Jesus.

Shouldn't I be studying for the test?

is she worth it?

Внезапно из кустов.

Is op a faggot?

Does she like me?

Well I get her

Will trump b president?

Will a get a superpowers?

Was Mary just a cheating slut?

Will i become rich?

x2

are you real

Should I eat my own shit?

Will all the people disapear tommorow, leaving only me on the planet earth?

Will we sex soon?

god exist?

Will I get in

I have my proof bitches ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohho
atheism for the win

cool

does he love me

Is op a faggot?

Will I sufficiently impress the person in charge?

I know it

should i worry?

will i become rich someday?

where did I put my USB key ?

найс ван, dooble, GOD LIKE YOU

>yes
>no
>maybe
>i dont knowwwwww

Is she cheating?

Ha Jesus says ur stupid

Holy shit I got roasted

Will I ever be studying in the college that I want to study in?

should i kick the bag tomorrow?

will germany win the next world war?!

does m love me

Jesus, is there any meaning to life?

Will she ever fall for me?

jkm

what should i be worried about?

someones life?

Should I stay with him ?

kkm

Will I end up with her?

hi

someones health?

does michael love me in the way id like him to

Will I get laid within the next year?

Will I ever find a job which fits me?

.

dubs for the win :D
не, действительно было неожиданно увидеть русский текст xDD
thank you for the nice experience

Is my dad gonna come back?

will i pass in my sleep tonight

do she want dis dick

Thanks Jesus!
Check em'

are you sure

You obviously don't exist and it was all made up.

are you real?

Is it gonna happen?

Will all the stupid bullshit in my life work out for the best soon?

Will i get a threesome for my birthday?

Should I go to college with her?

so i should worry because its a part of growing, even though nothing is happening i should just let my emotions figure this out? and how i react from worrying will help be grow and determine the outcome?

do she want dis big black dick

Does he love me ?

Am I Bi

I really do, but that doesn't answer my question, you smarmy fuck

Was it really just a prank, bro?

gimme a yes or no nigga

Я то думал что тут меня не запалят, тут много русских. gl nigga.zozzle.

WOW, so many people want to know staff about their girls.
just WOW

WILL I GET LAID ANYTIME SOON

is there a chance he could ever love me

Should I cum on my gf's face?

thanks nigga

will i be happy at any point of my life?

Will I get laid this week

will my dad ever come home from getting smokes? :'(

All religions are false including that catholic shit.

thank you jesus you have calmed me, i will worry but only to grow, and thanks for the dub dubs for extra confirmation

god bless

SO WHAT, JUST GIVE ME A REAL ANSWER

Does she love me?

Is she my soulmate

should we kill all of the jews?

Will a guy ever truly love me?

Jesus are you a nigger?

Will i see her again?

Больше чем кажется, но все шифруются :DD
not that anyone even cares.