okay Sup Forums, help me fuck shit up. my school has a 1:1 initiative, meaning that every kid gets a piece of technology. we've all been issued chromebooks (pic related). they're HEAVILY safeguarded, pretty much everything is blocked and you can't perform any basic functions on the thing. no developer mode, no inspect element, they even disabled the dinosaur game that you can play if the internet isn't working. they're Nazis about these damn computers. you don't have admin privileges and you can't change like any settings except for brightness and volume and basic shit like that. so, here's what I need: a virus. a smart one. it can be loaded via USB drive, but it has to be able to basically fuck up the entire thing without needing admin privileges. so, it'll probably need to attack the BIOS or another part of the startup sequence that occurs before the OS boot, because that's when they take control of the chromebook. they're basic, cheap model ASUS chromebooks. help me out, and I'll post results if it works.
Okay Sup Forums, help me fuck shit up. my school has a 1:1 initiative...
I guess my question is what the point?
Do you want to break the computer your school was nice enough to give you?
I'm all about fucking shit up, but be smart about it.
I'm not agreeing with OP, but I think his point is that why give them something they can basically not use?
Just use a bootable image of Linux on memory stick or does that not work on fagbook
They can still use it!
My ex-girlfriend was a teacher who had these at their middle school. They can access the internet and probably can log into school related online functions, check their grades, etc.
We didn't have this kind of shit when I was a kid. OP is lucky and just trying to break shit for retarded reasons.
yeah. I mean they're worthless. they're slow as fuck, because they're chromebooks and they have like 2MB of RAM. they literally can't do shit. they block literally everything. it's more of a protest type deal. just to say what's the point. fuck up the computers because it's not like we can actually even use them anyway. we can't even use them for schoolwork because they're so damn slow and can't run more than like two tabs. I guess I just like fucking shit up, and it would be cool to see a virus that could overpower all their filters and safeties that they have installed.
Again, that's stupid. Your school is nice enough to give you faggots new chromebooks and you want to break them because they aren't good enough to do all the shit you want to do.
What do you mean you can't do your school work? You can't log into google docs and write fucking papers on them?
C'mon Sup Forums, don't support this autism.
I'm with this guy
>NYPO
Millenials. Sigh.
I understand where you're coming from, but you have to try to grasp it. they people who run the tech department at my school are dicks. like actual assholes. they think they're gods, and that they're the almighty lords of the chromebooks. it pisses me off, because they abuse this power. they block shit that isn't even bad. CNN? not blocked, use it all you want. FOX news? blocked. they aren't fair, they're like dictators, and I'm trying to overthrow them. the school isn't nice about it. they gave us the bottom of the line chromebooks, and added about 1k to tuition just to support the "1:1 initiative" even though the chromebooks are like $149. they probably just pocket the rest of it. I just want to break shit and piss people off. I don't see why Sup Forums has an issue with this.
for the record I am this guy:
and I'm a millennial.
Someone help this guy lol
>mfw I was born when millennials where
>mfw I don't act like one
>mfw when everyone automatically judges me
When were you born?
This is so cringey and entitled it boils my blood. You're literally sitting here bitching that the free chromebooks your school is giving to everyone aren't good enough for you and that I, as a college educated adult who already fucking graduated high school, just need to "grasp" your unique situation.
First of all, the admins don't "think their gods" or "Lords of the chromebooks." They're adults (unlike you) and are accountable for what ungrateful assholes like you do with them. I'm not going to help you screw all the other kids over and spoil it for those who might be less fortunate than you and not have a computer at all by getting them taken away because you want to destroy something.
Seriously kid, you need to get some fucking perspective. Also, you're supposed to be 18+ to use Sup Forums.
Go outside and play.
> I don't see why Sup Forums has an issue with this.
Because we're adults and what you're asking us to do for you is profoundly immature and illustrates a complete lack of life experience.
buy an other one then if you are not happy
You guys shouldn't be such dicks and at least teach this kid the old automatic admin delete sys32 trick....
go to vxheaven if you want a virus. You don't need to have admin access to make a user-level program, but the capabilities will be restricted to what you can do. The only way you're gonna be able to do what you want is to find a vulnerability in the setup, which takes lots of technical knowledge and skill. You could try searching for privilege escalation vulns in your OS version, but anything you find will likely have been patched unless the says admin is an idiot and hasn't installed the latest updates.
I'm 19. college student. and whatever dude. everyone here is a pretentious asshole, and nobody likes the chromebooks anyways. I don't expect you to understand, you already have these preconceived notations that I'm some spoiled dick. so it is what it is. idk what happened to you, Sup Forums. since when did you develop morals?
Well put my friend *tips fedora in your direction
>since when did you develop morals?
Where you even around when Sup Forums didn't have morals? Truth is, people probably don't know how.
Use your own laptop or computer for that kind of shit.
>chromebook
>delete system32
Are you fucking retarded?
>19
>wanting to break a laptop
>ITS BECAUSE I CANT PLAY GAMES
>NO ITS BEAUSE THESE GUYS ARE DICKS
>Sup Forums WAS ONCE GOOD WITH MORALS JUST HELP ME
>REEEEEEE
Dude, I thought you were in high school. Get a job and buy your own fucking computer.
You're not a 19 year old college student. Colleges don't give out notebooks for all students for free. If they did, you shouldn't be fucking complaining that htey aren't fast enough.
Nobody is being pretentious (you don't even know what that means). Also:
>preconceived notations
Lmao you're like 13 such a little lying faggot.
Nobody is going to help you fuck up free chromebooks for everyone else.
>preconceived notations that I'm some spoiled dick.
Everything you've said so far is strongly indicative of that.
I agree with op Chromebooks are total shit, schools are always complaining about funding and then they go and spend it all on useless garbage instead of real computers. I know lots of places these days buy like 50 grand worth of iPads even though they could get twice as many twice as functional machines for half the price.
I would have helped you if you said that they block cnn, but not fox - you're such a fucking loser. Instead of focusing on this shit, you should do your homework and shut the hell up
So the obvious answer is to fucking break them.
Have you tried booting with kon-boot? Or is usb booting locked?
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>you already have these preconceived notations that I'm some spoiled dick.
>I just want to break shit and piss people off.
wew
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You replied with a gif of the retarded fat faggot, you indeed are a millenial and think that you're better than them.
Fuck off faggot.
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You are, by definition, a millennial.
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>19
>can't afford a decent laptop
>guys help me break this chromebook cuz i wanna play games
>get your own
>u didn't listen t me, i want to break it cuz guys are dicks
Just get a job and get a hp envy or some shit.
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>I don't see why Sup Forums has an issue with this.
Probably because Sup Forums is nypa and nobody gives a shit about your personal crusade against the Harry Herpson High School I.T. Dept.
This dude is clearly not 19.
This
>Being 19
>Being in college
>School gives free chromebooks
>halp me brake them lul
Here's a tip;
>buy your own
They give you that free stuff to do your work on, and you're complaining about it. Fuck, even at my job (IT Tech guy) the other techs have their own laptop and I don't, I could bitch and moan about not having one but I'm content with what I already use at work, and that's a second-hand All-In-One which was upgraded slightly to run more efficiently for the things I want it to do
It's not about what you've got, it's about how you use it, stop being a faggot and get your own if you want to watch porn so badly
probably using a school laptop but got butthurt because he can't play FNAF
>havent been on b for 2 years
>see this cancerous white knighting faggot
>not able to sage this beta son of a bitch thread
>mfw
He's just a spoiled little bitch who needs a wakeup call.
Maybe because as bad as CNN can be Fox news is much more ignorant?
You sound like a sperglord, I'm sure you have no respect from your peers anyway but if you did think about how much of a loser everyone would think you are for going out of your way to ruin something the school gave you to use in good faith. Hopefully you grow out of your autism one day or just get hit by a car.
"And I'm a millenial"
>Oh my gawd guize it's totes like I was born in tha wrong generazion I'm like totes more mature!'
Underage, guaranteed.
Sup Forums hates degenerates and you and OP (likely as 1) are just that. You're pathetic and a waste of space.
op you should kill youself you haram dingo
>please Sup Forums I want you to design something just for me because I'm a 1st world anarchastic 14 year old, dae hate the system?
>I don't see why b has a problem with this
Same thing here, but with Macbook Airs. Funny thing is, I'm actually posting from this piece of shit.
I have 700 megabytes of lolis and 300 of zootopia porn, (not to mention offensive and racist images) and they still haven't found the folders I keep them in.
Because breaking free shit given to you by your college because you can't browse Sup Forums on it is really fucking alpha, right?
No, I'm just 26 you fucking faggot.
i guess thats whats Sup Forums now. summerfags have taken over.
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He's clearly not in college dude.
Because Apples support is much better than any other brand like Microsoft. It's hard to be twice as functional when no one can use the fuckin things.
be creative faggot. Sup Forums was always for the lulz and profit. run for president then you Sup Forums piece of shit
Fucking West Jr. High student
That school is the shittiest possible place.
Going there was the worst time if my life.
Anyone thinking they're cool going there should just fucking end it.
I hope someone gives you a real answer so you can break your laptop and become an even bigger loser at your school.
We have chromebooks at my school......
But we have a cool fucking teacher who gave us her username and password to go on pretty much everything we want. lmao. Just find a cool teacher or deal with it OP. :/
>26 years old
>Still acting like a 13 year old's first day on the internet
Jesus fuck man.
Apple products are easier to lock down, so schools tend to go with them over others.
Just sideload Linux faggot
>zootopia porn
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Im not even OP u cringe fuck
How is explaining to this kid that he has no perspective and Sup Forums won't help him break his laptop "acting like a 13 year old's first day on the internet?
Control yourself, autismo.
Slick deflect OP
Thats certainly one of the reasons. It wouldn't be a problem if the school autists weren't always trying to do shit just to do it.
Fuck you for even wanting to look at Fox news.
Agreed, OP is a massive underage faggot. I will not support personal army request for this autist
How about giving him a guide to break his own computer, not the school laptop. Or find out about his personal information to rip him at his school. What a shitty place this is now.
Lol, OP is posting from another computer about how his new free school computer isn't good enough.
Then use another computer you dumbass kid.
Here's what you do.
1: Quit being a faggot.
2: Do your fucking school work. If you can't use your highschools shitty laptop (don't you try to bullshit us with "college", Sup Forums's fucking stupid but you're even more stupid) get off your lazy ass and go to the library and look at a book you spoiled little prick.
3: continue to not be a faggot.
There. Just made highschool a much better place for you.
>call me a "cringe fuck"
>defending (more like you are) the child trying to break his computer just to make people hate him more and achieve nothing.
OP is one step away from school shooter status.
>How about giving him a guide to break his own computer, not the school laptop. Or find out about his personal information to rip him at his school. What a shitty place this is now.
>Calls me autistic / immature / 13 year old
Just leave dipshit.
By talking about how you're a millenial and you're still so smarter than every other millenial.
You are exactly like the little kids who listen to daddys old albums and say "Omg more people my age should listen to this, I'm better than everyone else!"
Pretentious.
Still not OP who's answering. give me the bullet kid
Ight nigga listen here, my school does the same exact shit. How about you use the school chromebook for school and use another computer for yourself. Chromebooks aren't as bad as you say they are imo they're just simple. Stop being an edgy autist
What school do you go to? Or at least city/country. I have the same exact thing.
I never said that.
I said I'm 26 and it sucks that I'm a millennial.
You don't understand what the word "pretentious" means.
Hey Op, the way we get around that at my school is getting on the staff wifi. It's still mostly blocked but it's better than nothkng
This is now a reddit thread.
Dubs checked, also you're a freshman so stop complaining faggot
is this a rk3288 soc? should be easy to disable the spi and boot from an sdcard with uboot
>it's only $149, they didn't give us alienware laptops, those dickheads
if the fucking computer is supposedly too damn slow to do anything and you want to protest, just use a goddamn pencil and paper like every generation the went through education before yours, you ungrateful little bitch
>mfw I was born when millennials where
>when millennials where
you spell like one faggot
This guy knows what's up
Checked and kek'd
You guys sound like a bunch of fat old men sitting around complainin' about KIDS THESE DAYS.
Nice..
Just break the damn chromebook you cock muncher, they'll charge you about $300 for each one you break so goodluck
Just buy a computer if you don't like it? I got a free chrome book from my school as well, but I bought one when I felt I couldn't use it.
Torrent hirens 15.2 restored.
Look up how to make USB boot able.
Have at least a 16gb stick (to put other shit on if necessary)
Crack netbook
Profit
I'm actually a senior in highschool, my school was one of the first in the country to use 1:1
stop being a bitch, if you want a better computer buy a better one
I'm with op, those computers are shit, you can't even browse on onyernet free
But don't ask for a virus, instead go to protest and make them unblock the computer so you can at least use Linux
What's your point? You go to a rich school? Good for you, it sounds like you and OP fit right in together complaining about how awful the school is for buying everyone free chromebooks. You sound like a fucking faggot.