What would you guys do to my gf?

What would you guys do to my gf?

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I would teach her integral and differential calculus if she doesn't already know it.

make her clean her room

I'd bash her head into the wall

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Fix her shirt for her- it's all fucked up in the picture.

tits or gtfo

FHRITP

Tell her what a pussy faggot cuck OP is

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ask her for blowjob like this

Let her stand on my face with her dirty, sweaty, smelly bare feet while you fuck her, OP.

Maybe you could rub your feet on my face too to humiliate me even more.

I'd put her on a diet.
she's not fat, but she's certainly starting to look squishy. that belly is a bit much and those legs look like pillows.
she need to tone up a bit before it's too late. there's a whale in her future.

If her pussy is half as filthy as the carpet in her fucking room, I'd make her get a shower.

Dirty slut is dirty.

sneeze in her mouth

Tell her to grow some hips

This is Sup Forums. What the fuck do you think we would do?

She's 16?

not brag to b about a fake gf.. that's how u can less sad ur game up.

Age?

tell her to take those stupid fucking slippers off, and clean up

slide my cock between those glorious titties and nut on her face

make her eat whole 2 boxes of craft mac n cheese then punch her in the gut till she pukes

MAKE HER CLEAN HER FUCKING ROOM AND THEN THE DIRTY STANK CARPETS.

16 ya

Skinny dip with her in a luxurious underground pool built to look like its in a cave.

I would turn my fleet around before attacking such an obviously fortified battle station.

I would do things. No wait..... All the things. Stuff too.

Moar?

name?

Nipple?

Of me? Got you bro

Yeahhhh....tits are an 8/10 (may be 10/10 but we have no clue with a bra on). Figure is sort-of straight and boy-like, so I give the waist/hips a 5, and she looks like fucking Tim Curry so her face gets a 2.

I'd pull out, shoot it all over her tits....and I don't pull out of many girls; I just don't want to procreate with mediocrity.

She looks like some of the chicks that gave me head in the bathroom at punk shows a decade ago who weren't important enough to have a name.

definite areola. makes me hungry for pancakes.

with yo ugly pedofile asssssssssssssssssssss

your house looks disgusting

You live with your parents and don't have a job.

Meths a bitch yo

Bleh!
You look like disgusting pedo.

also clean up this mess..

Force feed her laxatives, put her in a giant diaper and tie her to a giant rocking horse. Then watch her squirm...

0/2. Definitely don't take up gambling as a hobby.

Devilish :^)

fuck outta here, beaner. congrats you have an extremely regular looking white skank for a girlfriend.

pound her in the butt

would impregnate her to give her an excuse for being overweight

Im not mexican, but you sure are retarded

start masterbating in her presence then leave the house and start masterbating in the middle of the street then goto a hardware store and buy multipurpose rope
then auto-erotic asphyxiation myself transitioned into an actual hanging where i do not survive

you look like a sand nigger retard

Ill drink to that. White though, thank god...

I bet she works at Walgreen's

ad hominem. color me unsurprised.

Hit her with a fucking truck. Might inprove her a bit. Might even give her a better brain and a fashion sense. What the actual fuck is she wearing...

kiss on the tummy :3

Katrina!

you the ugliest looking white i ever seen

fuck off

need to see more tbh

zmao

More of her

she looks socially retarded

More
Lots more

yo i swear i know that chick; her name's Chelsea

More of me

Post her nudes you massive faggot

cute, got more full body shots

show pussy

Not OP but that's a no

just shadow, you faggot.

Jesus fuck.

Sauce?

you look you steal from tip jars you stupid nigger jew

I bet she is not your bf

but...

first i will take off her cloth
then play this song
youtube.com/watch?v=XBK7mlG9vik
then
remove my pants and
fuck her all day.

Thats ninety percent of my income

Dis

report you to the bolice

>Check for a penis
>Not fuck upon discovery of penis
>Slit his throat and yours

The end

throwaway email? you look like a cool bro, drink and vidya games i'm guessing?

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Lol dat filename

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are you dumb lol?

Nudes please

Give her a salad.

Not much time for vidya, lots of drinking and getting high tho :o

Nice. Moar

Dubs has spoken

I respect that, i'm pretty much high 24/7, got some incredible hulk, if your down to make a new friend?

[email protected] thats the throwaway, message me and i guess we can go from there?

i'm always down to make new 'friends' :)

[email protected]

my gmail says it an invalid email.

your gmail is a pretty clever guy

either way man, I opened the door to an offer, its cool either way.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

reminder that most people with medical marijuana cards will benefit more from normal psychiatrist and that the marijuana industry is satan's flower

this is coming from a guy who makes oil for shops and has 10k followers on instagram

How about ex?

Cut her open and cum as I watch her die

Filet then sautee

Np bro, respect. Just not into that type of thing

your good, if your ever in Florida around the siesta key area just a heads up we got some decent drugs.

Impregnate her with my bull seed and make you raise the child like a good fucking white boy.

Take her out to s fancy dinner, not expecting anything afterwards, hoping she will call me friend.

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