Let's have a good old regret thread so we can share in our misery

Let's have a good old regret thread so we can share in our misery.

I regret that I almost became a child molester, if I had gone one step farther I'd have to kill myself right now. I don't think my niece remembers, it happened six years ago and she didn't say anything the last time she came down, but damn things could have gone really, really badly.

What about you Sup Forums? What do you regret

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That I read this post

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She remembers.

What happened, Chester?

This very much.
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You're a fucking creature that should be isolated within a federal prison.
Leave that poor girl alone and go live like the troll under the bridge that you are so you wont hurt any poor innocent soul ever again

That you're still alive. Should have renamed that pic living-problem.jpg
The problem is that you're still alive. You could fix it, there's still hope that you'll leap off this mortal coil into sweet oblivion or whatev the fuck happens.

Wut happened? I regret you aint gonna greentext that shit.

I regret driving that night. I'm lucky I didn't kill someone and it was just damage I could pay for

Well, nothing really happened, I asked her if she wanted to touch my dick, she said no, walked out and I jerked off. She was six at the time, thank god she said no or I might have done something I couldn't take back, as it is if she ever remembers anything I can just say she walked in on me jerking off.

Hey dur OP! I see that you're in quite a pickle over dur.
Have you considered the following options:

>alcoholism
>drug abuse (class A or prescriptiom meds for example)
>an hero
>confess your sins and suffer like the coward that you are
>an hero
Apologise to whomever you've hurt and an hero
>an hero
>an hero
>an hero

Take your pick you cuckbag!

I regret coming to this site it's been 7 shit years but I can't leave here.

If she tells someone you asked if she wanted to touch your dick and you respond with, eh I was jerkin off! Won't that be worse?

Indeed.

7 years for me too man. I scroll hard for like two months then just swear off it for awhile for the last couple years though.

Nah, I'm good bro. I did apologize to her about what almost happened afterward, and if she ever remembers I'll admit it to her and beg for her forgiveness at that time, but until then I'll just stew in my own guilt.

Well, it's been six years, and the last time she came down, two or so years ago she didn't seem to remember. Since then I've been trying to make it up to her by being a better uncle, but really it's just to help with my own guilt.

Urges since?

None. I have had zero urges to touch a child since then, and I can't believe I ever had one.

Where do you think you'd be otherwise? Do you think you'd be better off? Do you recommend getting out while I can?

She might remember but not say anything. I remember a loooot of shit from when I was 4 years old.

You know, invitation to touching is still a crime so admitting it on the internet isn't exactly wise.

This is the user the scrolls and quits. It's nice for awhile honestly, comforting to know that other people are odd like I am. But it's not good for me to feel like I'm able to get my social interaction here so I also need to quit. I'm pretty social though. I regret nothing other than what I posted earlier in this thread about driving that evening.

I was about to post my regrets but they're worse than OPs and i'm paranoid of getting fucked with by Sup Forums personal army etc

He's a bridge.

Post it faggot

It's Sup Forums. you'll get fucked with anyway. That's the comfort.

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One that asked
I understand. I'm not really odd, especially compared to those on here, but I'm worried if I stay, that'll change.

Same here bro.
What's your story?

True, but she didn't seem to hate me last time she came down, but time will tell, we'll see where we are in another six years.

True.

If you think you aren't odd then you may be even worse trouble than you thought. OP feels normal now and used to ask a young girl to fiddle his willie

So you do see her often?

I got good grades in school, and was moderately popular. The only reason I got on here was out of curiosity. I suppose I am screwed up since I wasn't repulsed by what I saw, though.

Admittedly no which might be for the best.

Without going into too much identifiable detail, I went out with coworkers and got extremely hammered because someone offered to pay on a corporate card. I stayed out late and drank decent beer decent whiskey and so on. Kept playing games and drinking and finally we packed it up to go our separate ways. Prior to this experience I drove after embibing all the time no biggie I'm a fairly large individual and I have a very high tolerance. This time I was too drunk to find my car parked directly out front for a solid 5 minutes.
>stumble to car
>100ft from home
>nail sign
>lucky it wasnt a person
>lucky not in prison
>inb4 green text whole thing next time faggot
Very grateful I learned my lesson the easiest of the hard ways.

Yeah.

That mouth looks like it eats Honey Comb Cereal

How old are you?

under 25

I shared user, your turn.

Sounds underage. Maybe you don't need the early exposure. Either way you don't sound too different from me except for maybe an early exposure. But I've always known my own tendencies, I'm odd.

I've always been a little different, but a normie is a normie , I guess.

You're lucky you didn't kill anyone.
How was the car's damage?


>dec 25
>went clubbing with friends and gf
>hate clubs, but a friend flew for 26 hours so ok
>shitfaced
>blackout
>wake up in a cell
>hangover as fuck
>minor bruises and burns in my arms
>wtf happened?
>I crashed against a tree
>totaled my car
>got sarcastic and aggressive with cops
>went to trial
>found guilty
>arrest, fine and license suspended (3 months)

Could be. Post a regret and find out

if you consider first year of college underage, then yeah.

I regret that I lost my virginity to a prostitute at the age of 16

Finding my uncle porn mags at age 6.
Not fitting in with everyone, just feeling like a facade . Not being able to do anything spectacular with my life.

Cont.

>I'm a lawyer
>filed a suit
>cause I was arrested and fined over the minimum without motivation
>mfw I'm winning right now; I'm pressing charges
>mfw still an alcohol/user
>just glad I didn't make the news/internet celebrity

Lucky not to be in jail that's a good sentence, also lucky not to kill anyone or get maimed. As am I. The car damage will be just under 2k and that's doing a lot of replacements myself. Paint is expensive and I can't do a windshield personally. I've never blacked out, but this was a very special low point for me that will not be repeated. Truly can't imagine how this would have affected my family in a worse case. Thanks for sharing user.

I regret meeting this girl, Ellinor. For 6 years I've managed to keep my feelings in check and just focus on sex. But this girl, man she breaks me apart

uh dude most girls who get molested by relatives said they were frozen from fear and pretended it didn't happen or sleep. she def remembers so congrats

i kinda regret dropping out of engineering but i'm doing pretty good with a technologist degree.

i dunno, i don't have many regrets other than the stupid cringeworthy ones of fucking up potential one night stands or awkward social shit

Regret telling my friend no to hanging. Couple days later, he was killed

Regret dating my best friend...

its really fucked up that you can blackout drunk and drive and not even remember. it's total shit thing to do but how do you prevent that in this situation?

I regret masterbating into my room mates noxema face cream for 3.5 years. .. actually I regret not telling him I did it.

>Be me, 22 years old
>Brag constantly about my drunk driving skills
>Super Bowl Sunday
>Driving home after party completely shit-faced
>Take exit off interstate too fast
>Slam into guard rail
>Pull car off to side of road to check for damage
>Get ready to pull away when I see woman
>8 months pregnant trying to pull tire from trunk
>Load drunkhero.exe
>"Are you okay ma'am? Need assistance?"
>"Thank god you're here user! I have a flat!"
>Grab tools from car and proceed to change tire
>Blue lights illuminate dark exit
>Fuck
>Cop talks to lady then walks towards me
>Pretend to be too busy with helping preggers
>"Here let me give you some light user"
>Ask cop to take over, says he can't
>Fuck
>Keep changing tire when cop finally asks
>"You been drinking tonight?"
>Try to keep calm and smoothly respond,
>"Nope"
>Cop says he'll be right back
>Focused on changing tire and finally tighten last lug nut
>"Blow into this please."
>"Fuck"
>Fail sobriety test
>As the cold steel cuffs slap around my wrist, preggers begs officer for leniency
>Look to officer and plead as a good Samaritan
>"Ma'am, if he had lost control three seconds after he did, you and your baby might have died."
>Extreme guilt comes over me
>Fucks me up for months
>Realize that despite the DUI fines, I'm lucky I didn't kill preggers
>Also realize, fuck that cop for letting a drunk dude change a pregnant lady's tires.

one regret right now is stopped lifting heavy and gained 50 lbs over 4 years.

although i have no idea how people lift heavy their entire life, after 1.5 years it felt like my knees were about to break

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I regret never doing anything meaningful with my life.

I regret not getting started on my books earlier. I'm 23 now and I just finished my first book while in college, but nobody wants to read a book by a nobody from bumfuck Alabama so now I'm writing short stories based on the characters from my book to try and get my name out there so I can have some real writing experience.

going to law school

Perhaps I haven't severely screwed up anything just yet.

I definitely regret being fucking socially retarded in high school, though.

I feel you man. I went to study Creative Writing at University (bullshit degree) and it sucked all the fun out of writing. I was so close to finishing my novel but gave up due to stress from the course, became a functioning alcoholic and now I work in a bar.

I regret calling my biggest enemy "my best friend". Careful out there Sup Forums

Post link to book. I will read it user!

I meant to reply to:

name of novels? I like books, I'll see if i can help.

alcoholic here. whats your drinking intake like

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First year of college man, this is when all your regrets begin dude. You're not half as fucked up as you will be in 3 years or 3 more after that. But I wish you luck, be smarter than the drivers you see in this thread. Hide your drugs well too

I spent 1 night in jail, since it's an administrative infraction. Glad it was a bearable amount and we're ok my man.
How did your family take it?
My image is dented with my family tbh.

To prevent it just call a cab/Uber.
Actually I did call a Uber, but just sent my gf home (Thank God or whatever). It was a 7 min drive home that I've done lots of times.
Anyways, that's what I regret the most.

About 10 strong beers per day, average I'd say. On my days off it's much more. I know that's not a lot but it's becoming a problem for me. You?

When I was barely 17 I picked crazy as my first gf. She became obsessive, cut me off from my friends, put me through manipulation-hell, demanded a ring, demanded to get pregnant, demanded to get married. I succumbed. That was 20 years ago. I finally woke up but it would cost half my income for the next decade and a half to get out.

Hold me.

I regret that I willfully fucked up my marriage. I regret that I married a woman that I loved, but knew wasn't forever. I regret all the crap I put her through. I regret all the difficulties and pain and missed opportunities that I myself endured because of my inability to be honest with myself from the start.

I have a Google drive account, would that be good? Slightly hesitant because internet strangers but I'd be more than willing to link the first short story I've written for sure, and maybe the novel

Honestly my family has no clue. I'm fixing the car this week, repainting it, and moving back home in a few weeks. This happened at the end of my one year work stay in another state. Too disgusted with myself to let my family find out

If you are worried, make a separate account. Copy paste stories, share link. Not tied to you, not tied to anyone. Only use a pen name

Keep it to yourself bro, no need to involve them on this one.
Take care of yourself my man, this shit ain't worth it.

Great to hear that it gets worse. Thanks. I don't plan on ever doing drugs, but I will try to hide it well if I ever do. You don't seem to be a bad person, may life show favor on you.

I'm bored AF and will read it tonight. Gotta get a link up before the 404, tho. I'll comment on it and shit too if you want.

I would like to read it, so that would be fine.

It will be OK user.

Yeah man my poor mother has dealt with my near death bahvior way too much despite the vast majority of them being crazy circstances she's nearly lost me a few times. This one's all on me though and I wouldnt dare stress her with it. You too dude, thanks for sharing. This connected well for me and I hope you got something out of it too. Even if it's just knowing someone else is capable of doing something similarly dumb

Thanks anons, here ya go, it's the first short story, and I'd appreciate whatever you guys want to comment on, if you guys want to read more I'd be more than willing to email
docs.google.com/document/d/1HBcNOIKkT2BXKxXkqSqoqpQhXOo-TSSKuw8afgcxJF8/edit?usp=docslist_api

Thanks user, I went ahead and posted it!

Your trips have surely shown favor on me and that's enough for now. I'm certainly not good though. Same user as Being better though. Not trying to make this a feels thread lol

Regret cheating on my girl. Been a few years now and she still doesn't know but when I think about it I feel like shit.

>losing touch with numerous friends because I assumed they all hate me
>spending years under a cloud of depression and financial instability because I didn't know how to get help

I dunno what the hell happened or how I managed to keep up the charade. Things are much better but I've lost alot and now I'm trying to regain some direction.

If it was just the one time you should tell her. Be honest. The fact that you feel like shit about it will be easier for her to hear. You're still a piece of shit, but its best to be honest - if only for your own sanity.

My biggest regret is converting to Islam, I cannot eat pig meat anymore, or masturbate

Dope yo. Looking forward to reading it when I get home. I'll leave some comments later tonight.

Good people do bad things sometimes. That mistake doesn't make you bad. It doesn't matter how badly you fuck up, as long as you try to change and try to stop making mistakes, it shows that you're a good person. But that's just my point of view.
nice dubs.

you're not alone bro

I regret being your pic related
>drunk again right now

besides you being a pedo, I regret letting my relationship between my ex and I get to where its at.

I made some mistakes, but I always tried to put her first and I'm still in love with her. She drunk texted me saying she wanted me in her life....but shes removed me from her fb and wont talk to me. It just hurts really Sup Forums and i feel like a pussy for letting it get to me

Thanks boyo, I haven't worked on this story nearly as long as I worked on my book, so I'm really open to suggestions. And like I said I can share the book through email if you're still interested by the end

We all do dumb shit man, hopefully we learn every time. In time her stress will go, when she's convinced shit won't happen anymore. Hide it.

Idk why we didn't die right there, but I know we don't shuffle the cards, you know?
Just go with it.

Anyways, it was a nice chat bro.
I gotta go, it's mother's day.
Take care user.

Appreciate it Sup Forumsro, and like I said. It's a mistake I will not be making again. Thanks for the lift