Hey, Sup Forums. This is the story of how an autistic kid ruined school for me... All because of Pokemon

Hey, Sup Forums. This is the story of how an autistic kid ruined school for me... All because of Pokemon

>be 1996 or 1997
>just turned 10, in fourth grade
>Pokémon comes out and it's all the rage
>I'm the first kid in school to get it and I'm the envy of everyone
>the next day, the school autist, named Willy, get a copy as well
>suddenly, willy has a million friends and takes the spotlight from me
>Willy is amazingly good at Pokémon already
>everyone dares me and willy into a battle
>itson.jpg
>I send out my charmeleon
>Willy sends out a gydaros
>"What the heck, man. You said you were at the second gym!"
>"I am." He simply replies
>I get raped by bubblebeam
>next, I send out my new Pidgeotto
>he switches and sends out a pikachu
>thundershocks me to death
>those were my only two good Pokémon, and the rest were history
>everyone cheers for Willy and laughs at me
>I get mad and storm off to the other side of the playground
>go on monkey bars with my best friend at the time
>in my rage-filled swinging, I drop my game boy onto the pavement
>it falls in half, and I drop down and start crying
>suddenly, a wild Willy appears
>"Haha! user is crying because he lost!"
>the laughing is worse this time, but recess ends before I can fuck up any further
>grandpa fixes my gameboy and I'm happy again
(I have more if you want)

If I were you, I'd have taken the autistic kid's gameboy and smacked him in the face with it. No regrets.

Moar?

Pics or it didnt happen

>next year, 5th grade
>got Pokémon yellow and a gameboy color for my birthday
>I bring it on the first day, to let the ladies mire
>but what would you know, Willy has one too!
>come recess
>everyone remembers the Willy and user battle from last year
>they want to see the rematch
>decline, and try to run off to somewhere else
>I'm being followed and pestered
>"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"
>boot up my gameboy
>say I'm at the sixth gym, just like Willy
>but I'm actually at the seventh
>sogoddamnsneaky.jpg
>Battle begins, and Pikachu is sent out
>but the battle was already lost...
>Willy sends out a level 50 Exeggutor
>I switch to Charizard
>he switches to blastoise
>I switch to my Exeggucute
>he sends out Arcanine
>there was no winning, so I turned off my gameboy and removes my link cable
>"You lost again haha"
>go into a rage and punch Willy
>not really a punch, but more like a nudge
>he freaks out and falls, exclaiming that I broke his nose
>and by golly, I did
>Willy goes to nurse, I go to Principals office
>Principal sends my home and suspends me for the rest of the week
>mom takes away my gameboy color and gives me books for entertainment
>become sad and depressed
(cont?)

>Seventh Gym

>boot up my gameboy
>say I'm at the sixth gym, just like Willy
>but I'm actually at the seventh

...

>Gameboy Color
>Seventh Gym

Op here. I'm afraid I don't understand what wrong with "seventh gym."

same here. I don't understand what's strange. Pls go on with the story, but know that you were all niggers in your school. Battles are equal only when both players have full teams of level 100 pokémon. That's how we did it back in the days, otherwise it's simply a friendly battle and has no value whatsoever.

>I get raped by bubblebeam

MODS

And here we realize OP is beta and calls him autistic simply because he beat him.

There are 8 badges you fucking retard.

He was autistic, but to a very low degree

>next week of school, back for some learnin'
>still grounded from gameboy, but books aren't so bad
>Willy is also in class, with a crude looking bandage on his nose
>he gives me a mischievous look that says "ur fukd bro"
>he throws stuff in class and blames it on me
>talks in class and blames it on me
>suddenly my reputation with my class and teacher drops
>this fuckin autist
>two months go by, and I've had enough
>confront autisman and ask him what is deal is
>clueless.jpg
>"I can't help that you're such a bad kid"
>that was it
>punch him right on the bandage, this time it's a real punch
>he screeches and races to the playground lady
>go to office again
>this time the principal just treats me with disappointment
>so does mom
>drop out of school and move to a new one
>the bad kid school...
(cont)

are you a tard by any chance?

Rolling for this you seem retarded op

Is this a failed attempt at trolling?

nah, i actually thought he was talking to OP, my bad

By he, i mean

It ain't no troll, man

>show up at new school, struttin' my stuff
>immediately get bullied and harassed
>called all new swears I wasn't aware existed
>cry at lunch
>eventually meet a kid who seems cool
>named Jacob
>he also plays Pokemon, which is badass
>we become fast friends
>half of the school year goes great
>until he shows up...
>captain autismo
>WILLY
>he starts telling stories of how I punched him and cried everyone time I lose a battle in Pokemon
>get bullied even more
>Jacob defends me, but doesn't confront the bullies any other time
>just play Pokemon and get used to it

That it, fam?

There are eight gyms in the first generation and sixteen in the second generation. Seventh gym is perfectly plausible. What are you going on about?

>breaking a gameboy by dropping it
yeah, no, im not buying it op.

also you should have just manned up, bought a gameshark and maxed all of your guys stats and levels.

You got bullied? That's life, mate. I'm sorry to hear it, but that's how it goes.

Bumb

>New school
>Autismo returns

Lurking..

plot twist
>op is the captain autismo

cont motherfucker

Itt: OP tries to gain sympathy for being a fag since school.
There there, you alright fam?

I can pretty much breed any Pokémon with any nature on omega ruby. I've put so much time into that shit. Im so hype for the new grass starter.

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH

Good story, keep it up.

>new school
>until he shows up
You better rap this up user

rowlet looks meh, litten looks like it will have a cool flinal evolution though

>fast forward two years
>have become fit and somewhat popular
>Jacob follows in my footsteps
>we soon become the pokemasters
>except for that nobody played it anymore
>we never talk about Pokemon to anyone but each other
>Willy has become somewhat cool and tells us about Gold and Silver
>the three of us buy the games
>Me and Willy get gold, Jacob gets Silver
>forget all about the past because the new games are out
>gameboy color all the way
>however, nobody else gives a fuck
>Willy is still amazing and trains like a motherfucker
>Willy challenges me to a battle
>triggers my "ptsd" and I decline
>but he is able to pursuade me
>we start up the battle
>out teams are somewhat equal in level, but not so much
>accept my fate as he defeats me a third time
>but then he starts bragging
>like the good old days
>get mad and storm off again
>tard mod engaged
>start to talk to people about the battle
>nobody will listen to me vent
>fuck this shit
>leave school early and bike home
>nobody is there, so I got into my room and contemplate
>then I realized it
>I HAD to be beat him somehow
>start training like a motherfucker
>creating the perfect team
>I was gonna get my revenge

Also, remembering this story is beginning to remind me of how much of a pussy I was back then...

>back then
Hehe

I lol'd

sounds like you still are

I like cute Pokémon like that but there aren't many cute fire types so it'll probably become macho or some shit

>bulling goes on for the rest of my school life
>all I can do is play Pokemon
>as the years go by Jacob is turned against me by William
>go back to my only friend Pokemon
>grow in to a fat self loathing loser
>William stops playing pokemon
>starts playing sports and "doctor" with all the girls
>that fucking autism
>fuck William

>Ragequits like a tard
>Calls Willy autist
Is that you, A-log?

>Not pumping your team full of steroids.

gay

>wakes up and realize my name is William
>inception.jpeg

>Doesn't realize that the post he's quoting is not op

I'm starting to go flaccid here, OP...

>Two weeks later
>administer an innocent challenge to Willy
>we've both beaten the final gym
>not sure about Jacob
>the battle begins
>send out dragonite, level 60
>he's got a level 42 fragligat'r
>fucking wreck him with dragon pulse
>utterly destroy his entire team
>he freaks out and leaves
>never talks to me again
>such a bittersweet victory
>I trained for two weeks to lose a friend
>never played Pokemon again

>break william's nose again

And that's my gay story. Hope you sexy dudes enjoyed.

>dragon pulse
>gen II

trips must be truu af fam

>willy left screaming
>opened the door
> got on the floor

Dragon pulse is in SoulSilver and HeartGold, not in the original Gold and Silver.

OP, how old are you really?

fake, but nice trips

fellow pokefag detected

I can't even fap to this. Your story left me feeling dead inside. I've no choice to but to hire the skankiest, nastiest $2 whore I can find and raw dog her until my junk falls off.

Thanks for that, OP.

Wew lad

oh shit
whatup?

quints speaks the truth

nice digits

QUINTSSS QUINTTTSSSSSSSSSSS
MAKES MY BONER RAGE QUINTSSSSSSS

I knew I would screw it up somehow. I didn't actually stop playing Pokemon. I'm psyched for Sun and Moon though!

U did this to while another thread was competing for quads

That region b looks pretty cool, I need to pick up a 3ds before November

CONTINUE GAHDAMN

you cant get while trying

Das it mane

i wont lie, that was bad

op what happens next

>be in the cafeteria
>outside area
>Teacher's are in a Faculty Meeting
>everyones around
>thisisperfect.jpeg
>I yell at "what do you want from me?"
>he acts like he has no idea
>I get mad
>slam my Milk on the cafeteria table
>Itgoeseverywhere.exe
>in the Wave of chocolate milk splashing up in the air I dive throughit , jumping out of it like a wild like a wild pidgey
>SCREEEEEEEE
>I yell in full rage
>"IM GONNA USE ROCK THROW" i yell
>Picked up his Gameboy
>busted that shit on the marble floor
>It shatters into a thousand peices
>WHY DONT YOU FUCKIN USE SQUIRTLE BITCH
>USE SQUIRTLE BITCH
>Crowd watches in sheer amazement as I Scream and continue smashing his Gameboy >jumping on it until it breaks into smaller peices
>Time for the final blow
>Take tray
>Slam it right on Autismos Blue WindBreaker
>Spaghetti goes everywhere
>Autism just sits there and cries while I basically go full ape shit
>Tell him if he ever tells anyone I'll smash his face in
>3 weeks later everythings going gr8
>Kids think I'm kool
>Jacob still makes jokes about me going ape shit
>Get called into Administrator Office while goofing off in Science class
>Autismo and his autistic parents are standing there
>Autismo is holding a brand new red Gameboy
>Mom is staring at me in dissapointment
>user you're expelled
>Mom begins quivering in shame
>user i'm so dissapointed in you
>Say goodbye to your gameboy
>Wat
>I went into your room this morning to give the boy whos gameboy you smashed during lunch your gameboy
>Me and mom begin walking out of office
>Autismo smurks like the grinch
>Autismo whispers in my ear as we're walking out
>I deleted all of your saves
>mfw

Faketext for the kiddies out there
>10 years pass
>become gay lover in college with Willy
>we have a son and he's a hard
>named him Jacob
>we never saw him again
>duh ent

>no level 100s
>bullied by an autist
>loses pokemon battles
>"fit" at the age of 12-13
OP confirmed 15 years old, has never even seen a proper gameboy and is also a faggot

I have a pokemon story. A story involving the dumbest redneck family in the world i might add.

>At Casa del Redneck.
>5yo turd that literally runs shit at that house.
>Dad gets yelled at by alpha redneck mom if he dares scold the brat.
>Brat challenges me to a pokemon battle.
>I destroy his little pidgey and Froakie bullshit squad.
>His mom demands that I let him win one.
>Try to explain that I don't even have to attack because of shit like my Shuckle and that it would be impossible to "let him win" as he just keeps slapping a Rocky helmet Shuckle over and over til he loses.
> he accuses me of hitting him out of nowhere.
>His mom goes apeshit.
>Calmly explain to the entire household that I will have no part of the drama bs that they always start because they are bored with their lives.
>Everyone shuts the fuck up and shuffles off awkwardly.
>Gary Gary he's our man if he can't do it No one can!

FUCK. But those dubs