Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!

I'm h-here for you Anonymous! Don't b-be shy!

>anything

Why do you have a s-s-stutter?

its me goku

Why do I feel like everything is so, so temporary?

wat is the meaning of life?

Because I'm nervous

6th for meditation

Weird. Now your stutter has vanished. Why all the lies user?

how to be happy without any hobbies or interests?

last night I had a panic attack and when my hands went numb, they opened and I couldnt make a fist no matter how hard I tried for ten minutes.

this has never happened before, what do I do about it in the future?

Hello Alice! I'm sorry I missed you this morning~ How was your day and work?

I'm not nervous anymore. Also, my name is Alice.

*blinks* How often do you have panic attacks? Have you seen a doctor about it?

How about achievements?

I released some new code into production today! It immediately broke.

not often. got assaulted and threatened last night. yes im on a mood stabilizer

I dont want general advice Im only concerned about the hands thing

I keep depending on people how to stop?

Damn! At least you have your name out there! I was first on the leaderboard of a stupid game. Guess your day was much more productive than mine!

Why do i have such a problem with studying? I'm not a lazy person i do my daily chores, i workout, practice guitar playing etc but when it comes to studying for an exam or anything college related i become lazy as hell. Why is it so unappealing to me and how do i fix this?

What is the taste of death?

I'm not a physical doctor (or a doctor at all, I'm a psychologist) but that sounds like a localized seizure to me. You need to consult with your PCP for this one, I'm not qualified.

Sorry Anonymous.

Nah, at least you got something done.

It's probably unappealing because you don't care about the subject matter; what are you studying in college, Anonymous?

Bitter.

Why a 'psychologist'?

Why not a therapist?

Or a psychiatrist?

What are you trying to say?

I JUST CAN'T STOP SUCKING DICKS

GIVE ME YOUR DICK SO I CAN SUCK IT, OP

HURRY UP

Yeah but you released code and you came on here tonight! I guess we both did more than we thought we did today

You're no psychologist.

B-because I'm not a psychiatrist. I don't have an MD.

And I'm not a therapist. I'm a psychologist.

So I said psychologist.

See?

Sorry, I'm dickless, see?

Scott called, he wants his character back

I just deleted all my porn again, how can i stay porn and madturbation free this time?

THIS

Yep. Gotta look on the bright side.

Why...would you want to be masturbation free? It's a healthy and natural activity.

hi alice
anything new or interesting happening with you developing games?
its me, tic's btw

Bitch, I'm better known for this character than Scott himself!

why are you so mad bro

YOU HAVE A DICK

I KNOW YOU DO

I CAN SMELL DICK FROM A MILE AWAY

TAKE IT OUT!!!!!!!

Pfft. Yeah okay. Better known in who's world? Your own little one? Come back to reality,

Because its a problem when you are jerking off onto girls in public and bestiality,traps, etc.