All dubs are lies

all dubs are lies

my life doesnt suck

are they lies or facts?

Stop whining about your first world problems

Im a girl insides a boys body?

Checked

Holy shit

All the kids on xbox live really did fuck your mothers.

Hillary is the next president

Swiggity swopted, you're adopted.

There's no such thing as a feminine penis...

shiiiiiiit

I get cancer tomorrow

Queen Elizabeth will die on May 13, 2016.

You're a faggot inside of faggots body

This sentence is true

Goddamn it... I should've known the Dubsfairy is faggot OP...

Cut master race

i'll be fine

dubs are really just an illusion

Op is a faggot

im not gay

The world will end by January 2017

Nibiru.

There are only 2 genders

You just created a paradox.

I'm m00t now

niggers are humans

Hillary will become president but will live the next day and not die a horrible death

doubles are not facts

this statement is false

I'm gay.

exactly 90% of the people on this board are autistic

...

Niggers aren't humans

Gary johnson will be our next president

We have a winner

/thread

I shall go upstairs and fuck my girlfriend

I should kill myself

Niggers are actually generally cool people

O.P is married

user has a girlfriend

i know what you did and why youre afraid of leaving the house

If trump becomes president my life will work out as planned

>tfw

the cake is a lie

I'm Gay

confirmed

I dont know how i feel about this

tits must always be posted with time stamp

OH SHI

Checked

this must be OP

this thread is a paradox inducing fuck fest

this can't be happening

There will be a genocide of a race in 2050

Muslims arent suicide bombers

Thank God

checked and kek'd

You tried to make a paradox and failed miserably, as you will continue to fail throughout your life and subsequent reincarnations.

Dick is OPs favorite treat

Hitler did nothing wrong

Well then Dubs never lie,

CHECKED

All dubs are trips

This statement is a paradox

Is this some kind of super-truth?

Wow

confirmed

exactly. Tony Stewart finally hops his Nascar into the stands and genocides the race

See

singles are just dubs in disguise
>checked

You are real

Trump will destroy Hillary in November and build the wall

Frogs will become humanoid-like creatures due to the consistent editing of their genes within the near future.

mind fuck

I have all power imaginable

frogs will become extinct due to human interaction with nature

trips are kings
quads are gods
quints and above are beyond comprehension

i have the power to make you suck my nuts

trips

FUCK

I will get a girlfriend....


;-;

Dilaudid in the ass is better than coke up the nose.

asian dicks aren't small everyone else has dicks too big

op is a faggot

Plants are going to stop producing oxygen

You're getting a boyfriend
>tfw youre forever alone

Niggers are good people

OP is a faggot

No that's a lie
this is a paradox

I will eat pussy tomorrow

Obviously, that is not true.

why not both?

also, railguns are the future

I'm lucky

Gayfaggot

More like you'll eat cock tomorrow. Dubs confirmed

Gays should have equal rights

i have a penis but a feminine butthole so any guy that has fucks it is still straight.

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