Whens the last time you got laid, user?
With my loving girlfriend of a year plus change here.
We posted last year and figured fuck it, time for another thread.
So I ask again, when was the last time YOU had sex with a *WOMAN?*
>inb4 requests (already done)
>inb4 sharpie
>inb4 tits or gtfo
P.S: uncut, 6 foot 2 master race reporting in. Oldfag (2008-present)
2 months ago but head from a girl a few times till now. Mainly just swap nudes on tinder till I find someone i like. Post more btw
about 3 months ago now, wasn't good, I prefer my hand
last sunday, but she dumped me the morning after because she couldn't get me off and i made a joke about it
OP here
Head is a good score user!
Tinder is a God send
Here's another just for you
like 9 years
Sorry to hear user...
OP here.
Here's one for you.
is that a guy
yeah tinder is the greatest invention for college. although when they added the 100 swipe limit it kind of died down.
Fuck her in the hoop OP. I had sex last Saturday.
5'8" cut, master race, Oldfag (2007-present)
that bush
Last night, gf swallowed, shit was johnny cash
met a hot trap yesterday.
20 minutes later sucking her dick
OP here
Serious user?
9 years?!?
Need any tips? Man, best of luck to you and your D
One for you for good luck
tbh she is kinda gross also i thanks for not blurring the face because i'm 75% of the way through profiling her and reverse searching for social media
flip her on her back lets see those tits user
OP here
Kindly leave the thread faggot
That is one angry looking vagina
Destroy her user. Destroy her.
OP here
True say
That's wacky so I've heard
no u
op here, whos this?
it happens. i still miss her a bit, but i'm getting over her slowly
i made the mistake of telling her that i missed her last friday, and she said that the best thing for us to do was to forget about us. the time we had was pretty amazing, but she wants to forget about it
OP here
We do often
Not today
Long work day, no time to clean fully. Hitting the sack as we speak.
22 kissless virgin.
In pretty good shape, make 19.50 an hour and 6'1
People like you seem like heroin addicts to me, you stuck a your dick in biological opiates and now you're hooked for life no matter what it costs you
Any truth to this or am i just self justifying my mommy issues??
Saturday night, with my crazy ex.. The sex was amazing as always, plus she smoked me up, made me a banging night cap or two, and then we fucked for like an hour, cause I was super fucked up.. Brought her to my brother's band's show, then went back to her place.. Soliddd night.
February 14, 2013. I dumped her the next day over the phone. Haven't had a date since.
Lolol
Angry as if
Tight,juicy, lippy? Yes
30 mins ago.
Pretty good stuff
I guess I never really have tried hard enough...
I don't want to get involved in a relationship or anything either...
I guess I just don't know how to approach the situation. Letting a bitch know I wanna fuck and thats just it..
If only either one of us had social media lol
Smarter than that user ;)
My wife last week. :-/
3 days ago lost my virginity... Fucked in my friends parents bed
Definitely you justifying your issues
OP here BTW
We've been together over a year and waited almost two months to fuck
No addiction here.
I'm just an old fag who likes to entertain the new fags every now and then
You'll get it user
Leave me your email for tips if you'd like
OP here
Fuck yeah
Congrats user
Stoked for you. Sounds like a bangin night.
6/7 years
javabeangod at gmail
OP here
Shittttttt
Get that sorted out user
Take her out on a date night
Tell her you love her more often
Saturday. Not crazy good looking but will do anything. She's kinda crazy about me but I don't really do the relationship thing anymore. I just hang out with them until I'm done
Even though the term hasn't been used since the 1950's i'm what you might consider a psychopath.
Vicious beatings as a toddler and young kid taught me to compartmentalize and i don't have any real need for socialization or human contact. I actually have to bite my tongue when petting animals so i don't hurt them for fun.
I am also an old fag. 2006.
You can imagine my tastes. Thanks for the input.
OP here
Congrats!!!!
Current photo for you!
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Leusick Diamondeyez, is that you???
Earlier today.
6 years into a relationship, still have sex pretty much every day. When we don't it's mostly due to other commitments cutting down on our time far too much but we tend to try and make up for it when that happens by taking a day to stay in and chill together.
Not all relationships work out like this.. but I'm sure as fuck not complaining.
OP here
You got me hahahahahahaha
Obviously made the funny face intentionally
Fucking degenerate
Yesterday morning
Some one i've known for a while but never fucked before
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Sunday night
Slept with a coworker who likes me way more than I like her
The good news is I move away in one week so there will be no fallout
Lol
Lold
I double lold
OP here
Hitting the hay for the night
Good thread, Sup Forumsoys
Work at 5am, 844pm now.
P.s: I've got a face tattoo, work for $28/hour, live in Victoria Canada, and here's a photo of the $400,000,000.00 renovation I'm working at:
See I told you I doubled.
Saturday night. Fucked her in the ass, pulled out and came on her hairy pussy. Pit it back in her ass, and came again. Good times, man...
3 days ago. 2 times, second time i came at 5 mins.
OP here
Photo of both of us before we hit the hay
LOVE THE MIRRORED IMAGE OF THE FUNNY FACE
Top kek
Let's get a shot of that tattoo. I legit think I know your GF
gf looks familiar, are you two in harrisburg PA?
HAY WAIT
Kissless virgin here...
Pointers?
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what next? dismembered her body?
It's a miazaki tattoo
Totoro
And she's from Langley BC
December of 2010. Sort of a long dry spell I suppose. Probably going to be a lot longer before I get laid again.
Uh god, poorfag
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sunday night. gf of 7 yrs.
Two weeks ago when I went to Las Vegas. Went to a massage parlor and got a full service happy ending from a Vietnamese milf... Good times...
Op here.
Here's a picture of my girl in the shower after we fugged.
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about 10 hrs ago, give or take
with my fiancee who i've been with for 2.5 years
never posted on Sup Forums because we're pretty vanilla in the bedroom
p.s cut, 5'10 master race reporting in. browsing since late '05 early '06ish.
you know you were a special kind of kid when you were on Sup Forums at 13
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Kek. That GF is fugly.
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she has the face of a 40 year old alcoholic male
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I love my thread
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Haha, you sort of do look like him.
Did you do any dubstep beatboxing when you fucked her right in the pussy? :p
Both of you are fucking gross
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about 43 seconds ago
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You are both horrendously ugly, you are in no position to give anyone tips, especially whilst fucking that salami pussy sandwhich dyke
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Said the sad virgins
Hey trip do you like melons?
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