What would you do to my Aunt May?

What would you do to my Aunt May?

Knock her two front teef out with my cawk.

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You must be Spiderman

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Me liss a to May

I'd pee in her butt...

That's Marisa Tomei

I keked too hard at this

Is stretch her until she squeaked.

Mmm

More pics?

Fuck you Spidey, you will die in Infinity War fag!

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I'd fuck her straight to May 2017

That was my first thought, too. But I'm guessing she's playing Aunt May in the new Spider-Man movie. If so, seems like an odd choice to pick someone under 50.

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Are you a big fan of hers?

She 51

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Shit. The bitch looks good for her age.

She's 51 dumbass

I'm telling you...