ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons guess

ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons guess

>travel to island
>get attacked by bunch of animals
>fight a ninja

Bump.

>voice acting, but only 6 characters, and you have to lose to them
>lots of mother-like slang terms

> die

>future
>Koreans fucking things up
>aliens

derk serls

Other M

>smoke meth in the desert

Heavy Rain

I was going to say life. The biggest game of all.

Crisis

>gore
>shit tossing

>future
>betrayed by special ops team
>go full berserk on motherfuckers
Sorry Chico
>long boring missions
>space
>Russia
>space again

dead island

Easy one, right.

> mindless fetch and defend quests
> midget voice
> shit game
> shit players

modern warfare 3

>hard as shit
> beer gives you health

Not even close, its old.

Destiny

>new york
>bowling

Nope

Marriage.

>pepe.jpg

GTA4

>bomb blast blesses you with chidori and you zap the fuck out of whatever you feel like.

Infamous

>set in Japan
>Join a gang
>Vandalize and recruit
>Police take shit to farr
>Fight the police
>Fight other gangs for turf
>Jam out to funky fresh beats

>get stuck on random Russian island
>go back in time after an explosion of sorts
>go ahead to present time and things are different
>repeat the previous two steps several more times

bingo

Singularity?

Sleeping dogs?

>You spend the entire game trying not to fall in love with a 14 year old

Damn, didn't think many people played it

Sleeping dogs was in China, though. Perhaps the guy got it wrong.

>become Queen
>go to class

GTA V

>99% shot
>1% miss
>miss
>end my life

It's not sleeping dogs and check'd

This one is a series.
> shit graphics, but good start
2nd game
> vastly improved all around
3rd game
> giant purple dildos
4th game
> bigger dildos. And super powers.
4.5th game
> what the actual fuck is this anymore

>suck the brains out of dinos with a gun
>blue woman tells you what to do all the time

>"Get me off this thing!"
>10 dollars to use bathroom
>use furries to make people happy

Last of Us

Saints Row too easy

Saints row

>3 alternate endings.
> you'll probably get 1 of the 2 of the dark endings
>restart a bunch of levels shitton of times to get the 1 good ending.

Saints Row

Rollercoaster Tycoon

Saints row
Roller coaster tycoon 3

One of the yakuza series

Metroid

its a good game

yep

Bioshock?

Nice

Jet set radio

Good job.

"IM FROM THE BRONX, SARGE."

>crash ship
>fight fuckers
>kill a ball
>drive car
>fly smaller ship

Its one of the few that actually deserve a sequil

Correct.

Nah
There's only like two games in this series

JSRF

>blow up building
>bad guy dies. new bad guy
>large snake dead
>powerful magic
>she dead
>weapon

>you get to play as a bad guy
>just kidding, you're a good guy
>half of the time you need to strategically use moves to defeat enemies
>the other half you try to kill people in the funniest ways possible
>one time I made a guy grab his friend by the leg, then I dropped them off a cliff

Nah not the game im thinking. Extra hint

>you're character's name starts with C.

Xcom nigger warfare

> first five minutes you die
> last five minutes you might die
> but at least you get lots of poon

>future
>aliens
>super robot aliens
>prevent end of the galaxy

Woops, forgot to greentext

ayyylmao

Mass Effect 3 specifically?

>BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
>welcome to the blue room
>school
>kid shoots himself in the head regularly

you spelt sequel wrong man

I'll give a hint

>the sun with stun blind enemies

fFucking thank you
I've been on this thread so many times and this is the first time people have gotten it

>im from the bronx, sarge

>683712971
I-ninja? PS2?

Destroy the porn, or something like that?

>You be a treasure hunter
>except you're not just a treasure hunter
>you're saving a place
>except you're not saving it. You're just making it not change.
>There's a dude who wants to change the place
>The dude's a total dick, but he's everyone's favorite.

Final Fantasy 7

Space ninjas listening to a flower

>huaa
>yaaaaaah
>whaaaaaoh
>while swinging giant fucking weapons to kill dragons n shieeet

Nope. It's a triple a title

> one last hint
>there is a magical ability you're given which you will probably use the fuck out of.

Nope. PS1 era

>claim to be the greatest warrior
>you we're the first to die in battle
>arrow through the eye
>come back to life
>have to earn your right to be in the warriors hall
>your arm is a boomerang.

No one will get this.

Fucken Call of doods: Big red uno

singularity your description looks more like a sinopsys

what gave it away? i tried to make it ambiguous but succinct

actual life

>faggot father tells you to go pick up shit
>you pick up shit
The end

Total War: Shogun 2, easy.

>so like, it's not even the real thing
>I mean for real, instead of spending all that time learning the real thing, you learned how to play a dumb game
>why are kids these days so dumb?

Yep, good job user
You get porn

World war 2 grinding

>there's 4 of you
>HAHAHA 4 of you get it
>lots of porn involving some bitch with longass claws and shit
>peels

Wrong.

Fallout 4

>hats
>everybody chooses either #3 of #9

Blowing up a building and >she dead