ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons guess
>travel to island
>get attacked by bunch of animals
>fight a ninja
ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons guess
>travel to island
>get attacked by bunch of animals
>fight a ninja
Bump.
>voice acting, but only 6 characters, and you have to lose to them
>lots of mother-like slang terms
> die
>future
>Koreans fucking things up
>aliens
derk serls
Other M
>smoke meth in the desert
Heavy Rain
I was going to say life. The biggest game of all.
Crisis
>gore
>shit tossing
>future
>betrayed by special ops team
>go full berserk on motherfuckers
Sorry Chico
>long boring missions
>space
>Russia
>space again
dead island
Easy one, right.
> mindless fetch and defend quests
> midget voice
> shit game
> shit players
modern warfare 3
>hard as shit
> beer gives you health
Not even close, its old.
Destiny
>new york
>bowling
Nope
Marriage.
>pepe.jpg
GTA4
>bomb blast blesses you with chidori and you zap the fuck out of whatever you feel like.
Infamous
>set in Japan
>Join a gang
>Vandalize and recruit
>Police take shit to farr
>Fight the police
>Fight other gangs for turf
>Jam out to funky fresh beats
>get stuck on random Russian island
>go back in time after an explosion of sorts
>go ahead to present time and things are different
>repeat the previous two steps several more times
bingo
Singularity?
Sleeping dogs?
>You spend the entire game trying not to fall in love with a 14 year old
Damn, didn't think many people played it
Sleeping dogs was in China, though. Perhaps the guy got it wrong.
>become Queen
>go to class
GTA V
>99% shot
>1% miss
>miss
>end my life
It's not sleeping dogs and check'd
This one is a series.
> shit graphics, but good start
2nd game
> vastly improved all around
3rd game
> giant purple dildos
4th game
> bigger dildos. And super powers.
4.5th game
> what the actual fuck is this anymore
>suck the brains out of dinos with a gun
>blue woman tells you what to do all the time
>"Get me off this thing!"
>10 dollars to use bathroom
>use furries to make people happy
Last of Us
Saints Row too easy
Saints row
>3 alternate endings.
> you'll probably get 1 of the 2 of the dark endings
>restart a bunch of levels shitton of times to get the 1 good ending.
Saints Row
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Saints row
Roller coaster tycoon 3
One of the yakuza series
Metroid
its a good game
yep
Bioshock?
Nice
Jet set radio
Good job.
"IM FROM THE BRONX, SARGE."
>crash ship
>fight fuckers
>kill a ball
>drive car
>fly smaller ship
Its one of the few that actually deserve a sequil
Correct.
Nah
There's only like two games in this series
JSRF
>blow up building
>bad guy dies. new bad guy
>large snake dead
>powerful magic
>she dead
>weapon
>you get to play as a bad guy
>just kidding, you're a good guy
>half of the time you need to strategically use moves to defeat enemies
>the other half you try to kill people in the funniest ways possible
>one time I made a guy grab his friend by the leg, then I dropped them off a cliff
Nah not the game im thinking. Extra hint
>you're character's name starts with C.
Xcom nigger warfare
> first five minutes you die
> last five minutes you might die
> but at least you get lots of poon
>future
>aliens
>super robot aliens
>prevent end of the galaxy
Woops, forgot to greentext
ayyylmao
Mass Effect 3 specifically?
>BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
>welcome to the blue room
>school
>kid shoots himself in the head regularly
you spelt sequel wrong man
I'll give a hint
>the sun with stun blind enemies
fFucking thank you
I've been on this thread so many times and this is the first time people have gotten it
>im from the bronx, sarge
>683712971
I-ninja? PS2?
Destroy the porn, or something like that?
>You be a treasure hunter
>except you're not just a treasure hunter
>you're saving a place
>except you're not saving it. You're just making it not change.
>There's a dude who wants to change the place
>The dude's a total dick, but he's everyone's favorite.
Final Fantasy 7
Space ninjas listening to a flower
>huaa
>yaaaaaah
>whaaaaaoh
>while swinging giant fucking weapons to kill dragons n shieeet
Nope. It's a triple a title
> one last hint
>there is a magical ability you're given which you will probably use the fuck out of.
Nope. PS1 era
>claim to be the greatest warrior
>you we're the first to die in battle
>arrow through the eye
>come back to life
>have to earn your right to be in the warriors hall
>your arm is a boomerang.
No one will get this.
Fucken Call of doods: Big red uno
singularity your description looks more like a sinopsys
what gave it away? i tried to make it ambiguous but succinct
actual life
>faggot father tells you to go pick up shit
>you pick up shit
The end
Total War: Shogun 2, easy.
>so like, it's not even the real thing
>I mean for real, instead of spending all that time learning the real thing, you learned how to play a dumb game
>why are kids these days so dumb?
Yep, good job user
You get porn
World war 2 grinding
>there's 4 of you
>HAHAHA 4 of you get it
>lots of porn involving some bitch with longass claws and shit
>peels
Wrong.
Fallout 4
>hats
>everybody chooses either #3 of #9
Blowing up a building and >she dead