Make 1 wish
other anons make conditions for your wish
e.g. i wish for $1,000,000
user says "in Zimbabwe currency"
Make 1 wish
other anons make conditions for your wish
e.g. i wish for $1,000,000
user says "in Zimbabwe currency"
I want to live forever
Sure ill play
I wish to be immortal in that my body never ages and can not be destroyed.
I want $1,000,000 US
I want the ability to reply to this thread.
You're a vegetable and you don't stop aging.
I want a bottle of water that never runs out
ability to kill anyone with a thought
Granted, but you already had that ability in the first place you fucking moron.
I wish to be happy.
while constantly being eaten by tigers
The water quality is sewage-like
ability to get this thread off the ground
You're now on the run from the cops for violently robbing a bank for $1,000,000.
Granted, but it only works with anal chugging.
ability to eat anything and survive off it
I wish for the ability to upvote this.
Sure, but I burn it and I give you the ashes.
Granted, but you lose all sense of taste.
kys pls
Granted, but you cannot shit it out, only suffer extreme nausea and vomit it out.
can control the outcome of any thrown die
Everything tastes like shit as soon as you put it in your mouth.
Granted, but it's referred to as a "bump" instead and only happens when you reply to a thread.
everything you eat tastes awful and doesn't fill you up
what the fuck is up with the picture?
Everyone in the room is suddenly aware of your control as soon as you throw the die.
I wish I was Cooper from interstellar
only when naked
I wish for the ability to triforce
Granted you lose 2.5 billion brain cells per second
Oh please, even genies can't fix newfags.
Lemme see any tits I want.
I wanna go back to high school
I want to make any girl I want fall in love with me
I can live with that actually as long as i always heal back.
Even an involuntary thought. Careful not to think about yourself.
I wish to have a long and lined dickhole that I could shove children up it when police search my van
You're now a creepy 30 year old who is stuck in high school.
granted but you have to suck caitlyn jenners dick everytime before you see them
fucking kek, but they dont ever come out
They all turn "stab you in your sleep for smiling at your female waitress" crazy.
The ability to summon infinite pot and rolling papers.
ability to have my sexual fantasys come true
It's all corn, and the papers are made out of human skin.
granted but they all die within an hour of meeting you
I wish I could control electricity and shoot out lightning bolts!
I wish all your wishes come true.
Every fantasy has to have a scat fetish involved.
I can drain other peoples happiness and use it
Only while fully underwater.
Even better
Damn.
You mean the one they lobbed off? So I'm pretty much sucking a dildo. I'm in.
Good with me, I can smoke human skin and I can put a fuckton of corn farms out of business with my infinite corn which I will use to buy pot.
doesnt change anything
i can make anything a meme
i can cum upto 3 litres
i wish that anons didn't have to specify conditions for my wish
People get extremely depressed and kill themselves when you do and you have to do it 1000 times daily in order to survive.
Kill yourself.
You cum out kidney stones.
you cum the same amount in blood
that fucked up so quick, i think there should be you 1 condition
No lighter you use will ever work
It's all stored in your baseball-sized nuts.
The electricity decides enough is enough and leaves your controlling relationship
Everytime it comes out of you, it comes out yo anus and shocks you aswell
I wish to go back in time and make everything I did wrong right and make better decisions just I can have her back in my life laying next to me on my bed... I miss her
I want to suck my own dick
...
Matches.
Not immune to the lightning
as long as they belong to a 65+ y.o.
she will die in a car accident
granted...
You can't travel back.
i wish to jizz non stop forever
i wish to not be lonely
Granted, but butterfly effect is a thing.
Granted, but you can only do it in public outside schools.
I wish my dad loved me.
You have to constantly be on an IV so you don't die of dehydration.
granted but it's an inch erect
I want to go back 400 years and be a pirate
Your mom doesn't
Granted, but you will jizz non stop forever
Not even a condition... You simply die after an hour or two from massive dehydration.
everyone in the world drowns and gets std's
Your dad dies the second he says he loves you.
Granted , every day
$2,000,000 US worth of dildos
I wish i was braver
>the electricity decides
lolwut
i want a $2 cheese burger
All bad dragons.
i wish i was the best at everything and no body can top me
To be omnipotent
You get what you pay for
from mcdonalds
50 cent dildos?
Drowns AND gets std's??? But they drown first so what does it matter?!