Make 1 wish

Make 1 wish

other anons make conditions for your wish

e.g. i wish for $1,000,000
user says "in Zimbabwe currency"

I want to live forever

Sure ill play
I wish to be immortal in that my body never ages and can not be destroyed.

I want $1,000,000 US

I want the ability to reply to this thread.

You're a vegetable and you don't stop aging.

I want a bottle of water that never runs out

ability to kill anyone with a thought

Granted, but you already had that ability in the first place you fucking moron.

I wish to be happy.

while constantly being eaten by tigers

The water quality is sewage-like

ability to get this thread off the ground

You're now on the run from the cops for violently robbing a bank for $1,000,000.

Granted, but it only works with anal chugging.

ability to eat anything and survive off it

I wish for the ability to upvote this.

Sure, but I burn it and I give you the ashes.

Granted, but you lose all sense of taste.

kys pls

Granted, but you cannot shit it out, only suffer extreme nausea and vomit it out.

can control the outcome of any thrown die

Everything tastes like shit as soon as you put it in your mouth.

Granted, but it's referred to as a "bump" instead and only happens when you reply to a thread.

everything you eat tastes awful and doesn't fill you up

what the fuck is up with the picture?

Everyone in the room is suddenly aware of your control as soon as you throw the die.

I wish I was Cooper from interstellar

only when naked

I wish for the ability to triforce

Granted you lose 2.5 billion brain cells per second

Oh please, even genies can't fix newfags.

Lemme see any tits I want.

I wanna go back to high school

I want to make any girl I want fall in love with me

I can live with that actually as long as i always heal back.

Even an involuntary thought. Careful not to think about yourself.

I wish to have a long and lined dickhole that I could shove children up it when police search my van

You're now a creepy 30 year old who is stuck in high school.

granted but you have to suck caitlyn jenners dick everytime before you see them

fucking kek, but they dont ever come out

They all turn "stab you in your sleep for smiling at your female waitress" crazy.

The ability to summon infinite pot and rolling papers.

ability to have my sexual fantasys come true

It's all corn, and the papers are made out of human skin.

granted but they all die within an hour of meeting you

I wish I could control electricity and shoot out lightning bolts!

I wish all your wishes come true.

Every fantasy has to have a scat fetish involved.

I can drain other peoples happiness and use it

Only while fully underwater.

Even better

Damn.

You mean the one they lobbed off? So I'm pretty much sucking a dildo. I'm in.

Good with me, I can smoke human skin and I can put a fuckton of corn farms out of business with my infinite corn which I will use to buy pot.

doesnt change anything

i can make anything a meme

i can cum upto 3 litres

i wish that anons didn't have to specify conditions for my wish

People get extremely depressed and kill themselves when you do and you have to do it 1000 times daily in order to survive.

Kill yourself.

You cum out kidney stones.

you cum the same amount in blood

that fucked up so quick, i think there should be you 1 condition

No lighter you use will ever work

It's all stored in your baseball-sized nuts.

The electricity decides enough is enough and leaves your controlling relationship
Everytime it comes out of you, it comes out yo anus and shocks you aswell

I wish to go back in time and make everything I did wrong right and make better decisions just I can have her back in my life laying next to me on my bed... I miss her

I want to suck my own dick

...

Matches.

Not immune to the lightning

as long as they belong to a 65+ y.o.

she will die in a car accident

granted...

You can't travel back.

i wish to jizz non stop forever

i wish to not be lonely

Granted, but butterfly effect is a thing.

Granted, but you can only do it in public outside schools.

I wish my dad loved me.

You have to constantly be on an IV so you don't die of dehydration.

granted but it's an inch erect

I want to go back 400 years and be a pirate

Your mom doesn't

Granted, but you will jizz non stop forever

Not even a condition... You simply die after an hour or two from massive dehydration.

everyone in the world drowns and gets std's

Your dad dies the second he says he loves you.

Granted , every day

$2,000,000 US worth of dildos

I wish i was braver

>the electricity decides

lolwut

i want a $2 cheese burger

All bad dragons.

i wish i was the best at everything and no body can top me

To be omnipotent

You get what you pay for

from mcdonalds

50 cent dildos?

Drowns AND gets std's??? But they drown first so what does it matter?!