Walk in the gym

>walk in the gym
>see this

wat do?

Fap immediately.

Run away. Don't wanna be accused of rape.

Wonder what the fuck I'm doing at the gym

I'm genetically fat, it's not an issue of exercise or diet. So I'd never be in the gym in the first place.

Feel wonder at the amazingly perfect world you live in!

keep taking pics and videos to share with us! xD

Pull up her shorts because then I have a reason to make physical contact

Edit: You're genetically lazy fuck, who can't get his shit together

turn 360 and walk away

look for FTVGirls/Zishy cameraman

>genetically lazy
kek

Same girl later that evening when out on town.

Guaranteed replies.

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>genetically fat

kill yourself

say hey your shorts are sliding down.

then depending on what she says (maybe just oh no thanks sorry) I'd trying to work in something like maybe you were just trying to hit on me.

Then get on the treadmill next to her and run like a beast for an hour because that's what I came to do anyway and if she's still there when I leave I'd ask for her number

Walk 360 and turn away

Start laughing and tell her that her ass is hanging out.

I think your ass is a little too small for those baby shorts

you stupid dumbfuck its turn 360 and walk away

Its a bait , faggot

I-I know it's bait, b-but just in case it i-isn't.
>it's not an issue of exercise
>I'd never be in a gym
>genetically fat
Apologize to every person who has actually tried.

What are you, some kind of internetpolice?

hit her in the head with a 15lb dumbell. light enough to swing freely but heavy enough for a decent blow. then proceed to violently rape her in front of all the middle aged moms doing their morning cardio on the treadmills while playing tetris on a palm treo 700p

She cracks me up.

>cracks me up

he he?

Take a picture then post it on Sup Forums

Take a picture then post it on Sup Forums

Is there a common english term for this?

In Germany, it's called "Maurerdekolletee", loosely translated the cleavage of a brick layer.

Go hit the weights.

where I live people dress normal and gyms have dress codes

which is usually reserved for fat assed workers who'll yell at any ugly passing woman Hey Schnecke, wat bisse n Augenzucker!

That's where the term comes from, but it is used for everybody now.

Excuse me ma'am your trousers are slipping!

I would smell her ass.

Stick it in the pooper?

>Augenzucker

Complain to the staff, obviously. Then change gyms.

kek

Plumber's crack

I'd start using what ever machine gives me the best view point. Duh.

stand directly behind her and do one handed crunches on my barbell

There's no way this bitch isn't aware of this happening.

Wedgie time!

i>nsert coin
>receive lulz

Leora is better!

use the machine next to her and ask her name