The Purge is on Tonight. For the next 12 hours all crime, including murder is legal

The Purge is on Tonight. For the next 12 hours all crime, including murder is legal.

What crimes would you commit, and who would you commit them against?

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Suicide, myself.

I would rape a 3 year old with a mask on. And then the next year I would find the same one, who is now 4, and rape them again. I would continue this pattern every year. And then when she is 18. Rape all of the kids I made with her.

jaywalking, littering and stepping on the grass. Yeah I'm gangster like that

2edgy4me

Download all of the free music/movies I wanted.

You would get purged at 4 by the kid.

Make 12 molotovs
Drink 8 of them
Throw the rest at whatever moves

Public urination and drinking at the same time

Continue doing what I always do: not a goddamn thing

MODS

I'm thinking sniper post on top of your house... When they come for you - do for them.

I'd go over the recommended speed limit.

Kill the Batman

Not pay my taxes

Download some chicken parmesan recipes, if you catch my drift.

Marry a man

i would download a car

I'd have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

You wouldn't download music, don't download a car

find and brutally rape selena gomez

I would torture and murder the maker of this desperately edgy, typical crap, predictable, shit movie. Same. Dumb. Shit.

but its purge fag

Try to beat hitlers holocaust record

Rip the tag off of my mattress

I would take a dump on a homeless mans face while he sleeps

Give a bitch an abortion in Texas

No its not, fag

Answer my cell phone in the movies

I would show respect to OP regardless of how much a fag he is.

I like this. I have access to the roof of my office building, so I would post up there and cap any asshole maurading around with a gun. Then I'd fap.

I would smoke marijuana and download movies without paying for them

sorry still illegal

stop writing from jail, Stew. we all know why you're in there.

I would talk about Sup Forums

This

I'd go hunting for Nigger

>people not understanding that there will be a massive increase in peadophilia, child porn distribution ect

lols all crime is legal look at these home invaders omg so spooks

this film makes me sick and it was an awful watch

Your young and dumb.

>Your ... dumb
>Your

I think if anything child molestation would increase on a mass scale, pedophilia might rise but not by much

Smoke weed and such.

I've never committed a crime and I never will because I'm not a low class sub human degenerate

Kill my fucking family
They annoy me so much

I would kill them without the purge if i found a proper way to get rid of the bodies. I drive around town but couldn't find a proper place to bury them, thinking about eating them but the time it will take to eat all three (mother father sister) will be enough for people to start being suspicious.

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Download legally.

If travel to Stockholm and beat the ever loving shit out of those Moroccan street "kids" terrorizing everyone, then Göteborg and find every ISIS-sympathizer I could find and kill them whilst covered in bacon, and then I'd come to Malmö and clean it up from Islamists and communists.

But this would probably take a few Purges

So why would committing crimes make you a low class subhuman degenerates?

Just cut them with your edge.

Ah so you're the guy who posts the word "edgy" whenever he reads something that's too much for him.

I'd pee whilst sitting down.

Stay up past bedtime.

Kill niggers, so many niggers...

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I would beat the shit out of a couple girls who fucked with my head a while ago.
I would falsify one or two records.
I would murder as many gipsies and sandniggers as I could.

reported for being underage b&

Beat the shit out of a girl who put a restraining order on me.

faggot

I'd destroy my boss's life. Rape his daughters, burn down there house. Chop of his dick and fingers.

No, I'm the guy who posts the word "edgy" when he reads someone trying desperately to be that crazy and tough badass he dreams of at night.

yes?

Steal a balloon

who the fuck do you think you are stealing a balloon are you superman holy shit you are crazy

I would download a bear

I would rape and pillage.

Honestly all I would do is smoke weed all day and play Skyrim.

PRANK BUZZING

prove it

you're a faggot

>you're a faggot
mind explaining how?

>Ooo your post triggered me so i reported you!

I'd like... Do drugs and stuff while boarding my house up

You psychopath!

I'd call a mod a faggot

This

nope i just reported you for breaking the rules for being under 18 years of age

I would LITERALLY steal something

my mom would hate me lol

>Waaaah i'm so triggered you must be underage! how could someone actually think that? i live in a fairy tale waaaah

Kill yourself you buzzword spouting memelord

>Waaaah i'm so triggered
yes you are

I would be a menace while drinking juice in the hood

I would kill that faggot that keeps posting bananas

This!
Kek!!

>i have nothing to say so i'll repeat what the other person said instead!

I would needlessly and selfishly post goats in /mlp/

i have plenty to say its just that youre a dumbass

hush now, it's ok don't cry :')

Win

makes no sense you tard

you're a pretty disgusting human being tbh i hope you die instead

Kill all the jews

Kill as many sand niggers as possible.
Just take out Muslims, burn arab villages , burn down masques just destroy as much as possible from them.
i'm guessing a lot of Europeans can probably relate to that as well. and when i say Europeans i mean real ones, not durkas who think that's their new home.

I would break into a nuke silo facility and bomb the fuck out of america so that the world will finally become a normal place

And then kill all the niggers

I would murder 6-12 specific people. Mostly people above me in my work who make stupid decisions and do stupid things.

>Delusional pedofags living in their fantasy

Everyone would be too busy hacking eachother up, stealing money + shit and shooting eachother not trying to diddle kiddies. Kill yourselves.

And then kill all the white people

some real edgy fuckers in this thread

This is a good thread

I would steal all da moniez

All the fags talking about how they would go hunting and shit will be the first to get purged. As you run around and attempt to play rambo, you increase your chances of death by a ton. You're just gonna get gunned down faster.