Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

I'll have 2 mcgangbangs with Mac sauce and a small fry.

Double cheeseburger, no pickles.
Small fries.
Bottle of water for the drink, plz.

Can i get a whooper?

>tendies
>ice cream
>dunk tendies in ice cream

Big mac, large fries no drink please.

Is this the Krusty Krab?

I want 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, a large fry, coke, and some fucking chicken mcnuggets

This website is so dumb.

THIS IS A ROBBERY! DUBS AND ILL LET YOU LIVE

Rolling.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

i'll have the salad please

Hi, can I please get a Double Quarter Pounder large meal and 2 chicken and cheese burgers? Thanks Nigger.

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I'll have a liter of cola.

1 mcdonalds burger please

Widdly scuds?

my usual
20 piece mcniggets large fries large coke
bbq sauce and ranch

Fuck this thread.

What's that cunt? Oh, move up to the waiting bay... that doesn't happen very often does it ffs

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yoo can i get a big mac meal with rootbeer to drink pls?
>sure, anything else?
uhh yea ill also have an apple pie pls
>ok that'll be $11.34 at the 2nd window
thx

ok, listen.
you´re too good for this.
flipping burgers for minimum wage and
a shift supervisor that keeps staring at your ass all day.

come run away with me.
get in the car, i´ve got assault rifles
and a whole lot of ammo in the trunk.
we´ll find a better place, together.

I'll have ten mcnuggets, a big Mac extra sauce, two mcchickens and a large unsweetened tea

Can I get a gluten pls with extra big Mac sauce ty

Aus fag

Dubs and I go get white castle trips I starve

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

ah fuck you were faster

you realize he was stalling them for the driveby?

I just want a god damn litre of cola!

My sprite taste like water

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I'll have a whopper with extra mayo and onions. Oh I'd also like a baconater and a junior bacon cheeseburger. STAT, you pimply faced little niggers.

Sorry sir we're out of that, could I interest you in some grease from the grease trap?

can i get 5 2 2 5 3 4 2 2 and 1 diet soda?

You got sauce on the damn seat!

Sorry ma'am we're out of that, would you be interested in an Italian bmt with extra olives and banana peppers?

fuckin rock into maccas cunt

Fuck off Ryder, we ain't bout that Grove St. life, bro.

Cheeseburger and fries for the Mrs and I'm not gonna eat anything from this shithole.

Sorry sir, we don't serve Aussie shit posters here.

> Sup Forums
> anything isn't a shitpost

shiggydiggy CUNT

Sorry sir, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave this establishment. Your cringey smell and Aussie shit posting accent is scaring the children.

yeah nah get fucked

Do you want whale sperm with that?

I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve alligator here, and there is no "Barbee" to throw some "shrimp on".

we dont say shrimp cunt
are your ears painted on

So you're admitting Aussies smell like an autistic cringe thread and you're all edgy?

STRAYA CUNT, I'M SORRY SIR BUT WE'RE ALL OUT OF SOME "SHRIMP ON THE BARBEE"

you what mate

>yeah nah

learn the queen's m8

The business at hand motherfucker, the business at hand!

Would you like a drink with that, sir?

What do you mean... 'we're out of vanilla' ....???

Nigga ima kill you!

can i get a California Chicken please
OH thats right you dont fucking sever them anymore you fucks

Pick one for me. They all taste and smell the same.

2 Big Macs and fries.