How do I become a jew?
How do I become a jew?
Jose Collins
Kevin King
Circumcise yourself
Levi Gray
be rich
Isaac Morris
Get a nose enlargement procedure
Ryan Bell
Just complain, a lot
Wyatt Gutierrez
Get a job at a camp.
Thomas Hill
Do what Ivanka Trump did.
Benjamin Rivera
It's like you guys know me
Noah Edwards
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Logan Williams
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Josiah Cook
KEK
Josiah King
For starters you don't buy dumb shit like that. Count every shekel and spend as little as possible.
COUPONS
COUPONS EVERY TIME
Jose Gomez
why the fuck di you post that shit bro not cool man not fucking cool
Christopher Nguyen
Take a shower.
Joshua Hill
Good Goys! Keep it up
Landon Allen
Fuck her own dad?
Adam Foster
6th day of raid
Nicholas Adams
You literally do not. You will never be accepted either socially or as a real member of the temple.
Fuck im ethnically jewish and because my grandmother married a gentile, im not really treated like a jew. Besides, while the stereotypical hand rubnbing greedy jew crap is only half true at best, current jewish culture is toxic as fuck, and I dont know why anyone would willingly be a part of it.
Also protip: tons of jews are broke as fuck.
Jason Kelly
SIXTH DAY OF RAID
Christopher Sanchez
kys
>actually responding seriously
Hunter Martin
Build walls around Palestine and rape their offsprings
Jace Jones
ask a german
Liam Torres
Say that you're the best of all human beings
Isaiah James
Most people just use updog.
Nathan Thomas
What's that?
Brandon Smith
what do you mean?
Caleb Cook
The thing you call updog. What is that?
Angel White
the only way to become a Jew is to be born one, to be born from a mother that is Jewish.
If a non-jewish woman marries a Jew, her children are not Jewish.
If a non-jewish man marries a Jew his children will be born Jewish.
This is the only way.
Cameron Cruz
Not much bro..
Kevin Baker
cut off the tip of your dick and take a gas shower.
Benjamin Lopez
Not true. You can convert, but it takes either 5 or 7 generations before the line is considered to be fully Jewish
Ayden Evans
This is either bait or a retard
Jose Edwards
How do you fit 30 jews in a car?
2 in the front,
2 in the back,
26 in the ashtray
Nolan Cooper
>What do you call a black Jew? A survivor.
>whats the difference between Iceman and a Jew? About 450°F
Zachary Gomez
Neither of these is correct. You can just convert, but it takes a long time and isn't easy because Jews don't think people need to be Jewish to go to heaven so want to discourage insincere or improvident conversions.
Obviously this thread is for keks, which is fine, but since your info appears serious I wanted to correct it.