Why can't muricans beer?

why can't muricans beer?

I dunno but we cant.. I mean you stumble on a decent micro brew but it almost all trash.

Big companies are always trash, local brews can be astounding. Then again we don't drink them warm either, why Europoor not refrigerant??

>drinking light beer

Why can't Europeans space?

they can

>what is the european space agency

when was the last time nasa did anything?

I like light beers

>Samuel Adams
>Beer

Are you purposely ignoring the explosion in microbrews currently overtaking the country or are you just another faggot with zero idea what they are talking about?

How is it not beer?

I live in Canada and everyone loves making this joke but I don't get it at all. American and Canadian beer is almost 100% identical

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>posts 5 most commercial brands of shit beer
>ignores huge wave of microbreweries and craft beers than have come to the US
>ignores dozens of other delicious brands of American beer because then his point would be invalid
Keep tryin eurofag

Americans aren't the best with beer, but when it comes to Whiskey, now that will wet you're whistle!

brofist

ahahah what

are you serious?

Eurofag here. Been in Chicago last year, there was some good beers there,micro breweries and shit. 'Muricans beer decently from my experience.

I'm sorry. You were saying?

Ausfag here, been living in the states for about 3 months now

Why do you have so many different types of beers that honestly all taste so watery? There is a different IPA for every day of the month.

Also inb4 fosters, I literally had my first F here in America

Our bigger breweries are shit, I will admit that. But local micro and regional breweries are literally growing right now it's the next big thing for beer in the U.S.

I gotta say Dubs guy.. its similar in Aus. We have a hand full of small and microbrewers. Other than that its imports that cost half as much again.

yanks dont know shit about drinking thats why, mexicans know about drinking yanks know fuck all. you seen them shot gunning cans and being all manly but if you did tht shit with european beer they would all whitey

Drops mic

Every month there are at least 3 or 4 launches in russia, decisely more than 'murrica.

Muh nigger

I don't always drink beer. But when I do? It's an American classic.

>microbrewry
>micro

clues in the title dick head. THEY'RE MICRO

yes very serious

why cant america healthcare???????????? why cant america comedy? why cant america even colonise places properly you have been fuckin around in the middle east for god knows how long. Europeans countries would have just taken over by now and have them all speakin english and shit, you yanks are using drones :LOL

>thinking these are beers
enjoy your bud lite and burger amerilard

>beer

All beer tastes the same

neckbeard of the year goes to you *drum roll*

Milwaukee's best light premium

You're welcome

I don't like beer

FTFY

Arrogant bastards are great beers, and I know youve never had one, so shut your mouth.

I'd rather not

LIGHT why is everything light we have beer mixed with vodka and shit in Europe what is this light shit

Huh?

Best comedians ever are American

carrothead ?

Calories, bruh, gotta watch them.

GOAT

>Enjoy your muslims
>Enjoy your limitations on free speech
>Enjoy paying high taxes out the ass
>Enjoy getting the dick from Putin
>Have fun with Sharia Law

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Because we Americans prefer to get fat from food, not drinks.

Coopers or Squires anyone?

God damn what's with all these Euros supporting my Murican beer? Honestly if there's something our people share its our love of beer.

COME MY FELLOWS! Post of your delicious local brew so that we might join together and let our mouths water collectively.

This

Mah nigga, rampant is definitely my favorite

I'm sure there are a few decent beers but why is there such a lack of it?

The Belgians brew a crapload of very good beers
The Germans brew a dozen good ones
The Dutch brew quite a few too
The Irish are doing absolutely fine

Fucking small countries can brew proper beers (and piss, but mainly proper beers tho).
Do you guys really just want to look cool drinking beer? Don't you care? I mean you're not getting drunk off of it with those small ABV's so that's no reason to drink it.

Seconded, all countries have cheap trash and then the good shit

Anything out of Great Divide Brewing Company is usually pretty dank.

Employee owned. Great beer. Win Win!

reason yanks are cunts and cant drink. they never go hard on a empty belly after work, then a pull a bird in a club take her home give her a piping go back home at 5, wake up at 7 go to work and repeat

Lol, Carrot Top, no he is awful. He lived down the street from me in Winter Park Fl.

I meant like Carlin, Pryor, Eddie Murphy. etc.

Where are my Cezch bro's at? You guys drink more beer than anyone, what's your brew?

Why can't euros start a half decent America hate thread?

IS THIS SOCIALISM I SEE

Satan commands it.

Hey cunts come down under and try some beer

Aussie, you think everybody is a cunt

Never had aussie beer, what's it like in general?

This is the best fucking drink all day all night beer i have ever had. 30yr old full time alco reporting in. Brewed in Burleigh Heads, Gold Coast, Queensland Aus.

not lacking at all

carlin isnt funnny, his i say bad word routine would get him glassed in england for being a soft cunt

I work at a GM plant, we have 90lbs chicks on the line that can drink you into a coma. Poland holds all the records for highest BACs ever recorded, not new Syria where you live.

piss + water + heat

Nononono he's calling you a cunt, don't you know the difference between cunt and cunt, cunt.

LOOK AT ME I'M SO AFFLUENT I DRINK FANCY BEERS NOBODY I MENTION THEM TO HAS EVER HEARD OF THAT CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN FEW STORES. PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAGS! THAT'S LIKE SAYING LOOK AT ME I DRIVE A FIAT MODEL G2640

she goes alright! fan of stone and wood?

only beer i drink otherwise i rather drink alcohol

im also a MERICAN

just hate beer

>perfection
All beer should taste a little of piss

Well generally the weathers fucking hot, and the beers cold. Ever been hungry amerifat? Food always tastes better.

The one on the left is the pick of the litter.

You obviously don't know your alcohol

Because all beer taste like shit malt.

Seriously, why do you brain damaged ingrates drink this piss. I'd rather have a REDD's Apple Ale or some Captain Morgan's if I'm trying to get drunk.

Squires and coopers are a national beer you ignorant cunt. Gtfo or post beer porn.

>hate beer

'Murican confirmed.

ALL LOVE TO THE POLISH AND POLAND ALWAYS THE ENGLISH LOVE THE POLISH

Yuengling isn't fancy. 20 bucks for a case. Pretty cheap. It's just somewhat regional.

The image I posted are available everywhere here.

Well let me put it in the most objective way I can then: for your country size and amounts of beers you brew the USA gets remarkably few awards for their beer.

I know you don't actually give a shit about the difference, you Aussies are so troll-mad that you've taken one of the best insults and ruined it by turning it into a fucking punctuation mark, Cunt.

Sorry, women aren't aloud in this thread

>all those beers
>not a single one doesn't taste like piss

I like Inbetweeners though the 2nd film was kinda tryhard with poop/pee jokes. Also Little Britain and Only fools and horse are good.

American beer is like sex in a canoe, it's too close to water

hate every beer besides one


yup and i said im American so its been confirmed

Am europoor m8
But according to this it's just watered down pilsner? Not really bitter I suppose?

Stone and wood is good but like 150 lashes gives me the shakes too much in the morning.

Cunt, don't you fucking start you fucking mongrel I'll fucking break your fucking knees if you keep flapping yer gums you fucking cunt

>can't afford real alcohol
>hurr you don't drink piss you aren't a real man

as tested by who?

because you have tried them all

You call it what you like. I call it a fucking good
time, with good people, sharing good beer and good ideas.

Also it's not fucking this!

La fin du monde is good Canadian beer.

But yeah, the popular American beers are piss. I like Guinness, Newcastle and Warsteiner : )

FUCKIN yanks EUROPEAN WOMEN WOULD DRINK YOU STUPID

>carton of beer costs $40 to $50
>6 pack of Morgan's is like $20

Captain Morgan's? Really?
Why not Havana Club, El Dorado or Appleton Estate? They should be easy to come by and taste like a thousand times better for about the same price.

No, because the definition of beer is cheap piss in a bottle or can.

Bitch I'm whiter than you are, and you best close your legs, your pussy lips are queefing threats your girlish hands can't keep.