Hey Sup Forums, story time

Hey Sup Forums, story time

>Be me last night, stayed up late playing CS:GO and doing some shit in C++
>I had a nap earlier that day and forgot to take poop i take every day.
>Didn't notice it
>Wake up next morning with bad stomach ache
>Thinking should I tell it to my parents but I guess no because they'll start talking how I'm going to fail at life, "Whatever, don't give them reason to yell at you you're leaving next month, suck it up you did it before" I said to myself.
>In school, first class.
>Fucking stomach ache got worse.
>Turtlehead.jpg
>Oh fuck waht Am I going to do?
>First class was physics, i forgot my notebook so I borrowed piece of paper from a guy next to me, that will, save my life later on
>Second class shit got worse.
>Nearly on the verge of shitting myself
>This is the first time in life I've experinced "cold" sweat
>dearfuckinglord.jpeg
>I think in my head how am I going to go and take a shit, I plan that shit out like in Ocean's 11 or 12 or whatever the fuck are they called
>I slowly fold the paper I took on the 1st class and put it in my pocket.
>I'm ready
>"Can I go to the bathroom please? I really have to" "Sure user"
>fuckyes.jpg
>Slowly stand up and walk towards the door
>Go out, close the door
>GOTTAGOFASTASFUCK.gif
>running 20km/h
>Getting phone out of the pocket
>turtle head poop says "hello"
>ohfuck.jpg
>Try and text my mom "Carn yu com and pik me up im having bad headache and fel liek pukig?"
>"Sorry can't send your message right now, please try later"

cont?

cont

do it, I like this story so far

I'm listening, OP

Stomach hurts
>wants to tell mommy
The fuck dude. Just go shit.

Cont. Dude

Really wanna hear about this sperglord shitting himself because he's too much of an autist to use a public restroom. Get on with it, fag

Yeah, you might be the biggest pussy I've ever heard of. Why the fuck didn't you shit before school, or after first class? What the fuck is wrong with you, you autistic fuck?

come on op, don't be a faggot

share this tale about you shitting yourself

Need to poo but goes to next class. What, you fucking 12?

"Why were you late, user?"

You reply that you had to shit of cource. Or just lie and say you threw up. What, you think a teacher is gonna call you on being 5 mins late to class because of bodily functions?

>fuckyougodimatheaistfromnowon.png
>enter the bathroom
>fucking running around the bathroom without reason.
>enter one of the rooms
>pull pants down
>hereitcomesbaby.jpg
>dear fucking lord yes yes yes
>*door opens*
>goes away 2 mins after
>oh yes
>semi-liquid shit
>10 mins after I finish shitting.
>"Oh shit I gotta hurry to the class!!"?
>I stand up, pulling the double-paged paper out of my pocket
>I take a deep breath in and say "This is it,remember just like we planned (Yes, "we" i have imaginary friend Bob don't judge please xD)
>I unfold it and strip it to pieces.
>Start wiping my ass.
>Fucking shit was semi liquid it's almost impossible
>heart bpm: 400
>last strip of paper
>pls.jpeg
>I wipe the shit off my anus, 90% with my hands 10% with paper
>Shit is literally all over my fucking hands.
>I can't pull my fucking pants up.
>Somehow pull them up swearing like a russian.
>Door opens.
>Freeze like deer in headlights
>Door closes
>peesound.mp3
>the guy leaves
>I rush up the operation.
>Quickly to the sink
>Washing my hands for 3 fucking minutes and there is still shit and shit kinda smell on it.
>Go back in class
>Play it cool till the end of day, no1 usually talks to me in class so I wasn't really worried about someone finding out.
>I pray to God that all smell goes away, I tried my best to sit near the closest window
>It somehow does.
>The rest of the day was good 10/10

n3rke

>Imaginary friend called Bob.

OP, I have a question, how old were you at the time?

37

It happened today, I'm 19

>19

>19
>kek

fuck wrong post

All my kekkles

Why not shit before school? Why does your school not supply its restrooms with adequate amounts of toilet paper?

Because it's mixed school, hard to explain because my country is shit, anyways faggots that are younger than us used to steal the paper and throw it around the schoo.
I didn't shit before the school because I had a nap earlier that day, stayed up late playing CS:GO and went to sleep tired as fuck without taking a regular dump. Get it?

Nice try faggot, should've just taken a shit. Make time, you irresponsible disgusting fuck.

You just fucking wasted my time you fucker

Bad story.

Nice story. just how I like everything, overhyped and empty. That's why I play cod.

>ask mommy for help with stomach ache
>can't take a shit by himself without asking mommy to take him home
>has imaginary friend
>says XD
>doesn't use toilet paper
>physics class
>19 years old

this is some of the cringiest shit I've ever seen

what kind of autist are you that you need to tell your parents to hold your hand while you poop ?
does you fucking school not have a fucking bathroom ?
Are you some indian that needs to poo on the beach ?

This story makes no sense.
Won't read any further, you fuck faggot.