Hey guys me and my gf have been together for 2 years. Isn't she pretty :)

Hey guys me and my gf have been together for 2 years. Isn't she pretty :)

and in seventy years or so both of you will be dead.

yes she just needs to do her makeup better

That girl in the back is alright I guess.

She'd look half decent without that shit makeup

Nice raccoon pet

Which one is she?

So why the pic of you and a Mexican landwhale instead of your girlfriend?

Alright to fuck but the uneven eyebrows are a problem.

Face down

She has a beautiful face. Her lips are the kind I would only dream of
But srsly, it's really a shame that she does her make-up so heavy. She should try to enhance her natural beauty instead of creating something that belongs in a cartoon.

Good god almighty is this her mom?

>literally painted on eyebrows
how did she ever think this was a good idea

..w-woah

lol yeah guys I know we are an ugly ass couple xD

Ugly? Horrifying is more like it. She will look like in a few years, this is truth.

didn't say anything like that you over emotional cuck

just she needs to settle the fuck down with the makeup, she would actually look normal without makeup, like she's not hideous or anything

>erhhmarhged
>Selfah

That bloke in the front looks weird, girl behind is kind of OK.

you got 'isn't and 'she' in the wrong order there, pal.

Your girlfriend is indeed pretty. But why the hell are you wearing make up?

I've never heard of this simple wordplay, astonishing! Nice one

the quality of humour sure has increased since summer started

check em

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Kys faggot

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Actually I think mine was the most creative:

>Hey guys me and my gf have been together for 2 years. Isn't she pretty :)
Any lmao

Kys faggot

wtf kind of horrid couple is this. Getting ready for Halloween or nah

They found a partner within their league. What's the problem? I don't understand why the guy is wearing make up though

Give me her kik I bet I can get nudes