How do I learn Australian? I want to learn how to talk to some hot shee-lahs.
How do I learn Australian? I want to learn how to talk to some hot shee-lahs
yeah nah cunt
come on man, help a yank out.
he just did
oh..... shit man. is that like "yeah, nah" or "you know"?
yeah, nah = no
nah, yeah = yes
There's your first lesson Tyler, you deserve a smoko
Sweet. Just to be clear, what's what's a smoko? Like a cigar?
Taking a break from work and having a smoke
Ah cool.
Ok so say I wanna go to a bar and order a beer from the bartender. What do I say, assuming I'm not mentioning the brand in this example?
"Beer please"
*bartender hands over beer*
"Cheers"
Margot Robbie did a video on it mate
Haha, you have never been to a pub if your life. "Beer please". Yeah, that'll go down fine haha.
Well I always ask for the brand and then say please because I'm not a rude cunt
no thanks Jamal
"Oi cunt giv us a beer mate"
Just watch Men at Work music videos nonstop over and over again, you can substitute that for episodes of the Crocodile Hunter.
Make sure to mention easter or they'll know you're american
Essential phrases
>"Fuck off we're full!"
>"Yeah nah."
>"Nah yeah."
Just watch Simpsons Down Under
>no american bf to take me to the royal easter show in sydney
>You will never have Aussie gf to shitpost with