Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Akiko claimed

I'll drop it in here for free when the demo is done
As you said, anything for fellow /waifu/fags
I've been a poorfag all my life, I've been happy with what I had. Of course I strife for more, but I can appreciate the small pleasures of life. I know what an incredible privelege it is I am allowed to study. My interests and field of study shows promise of a steady future but even if all I get is a house with a roof and food in the fridge I'll be happy

So what do you want to study in college? I myself passed my entrance test with full flying colors. If you really want something the best way to get it is through great effort

I love all seafood, but salmon is by far my favorite. I once caught a wild salmon from the river, that meat was godlike. I like it best raw or in Maki rolls with some soy

Yup, Zenyatta isn't that bad though, those Discord orbs can be dangerous.
What do you think of D.Va's and Junkrat's Qs? The wheel shit has fucked me way too often

Is it a good place to live in?

Kyouko claimed.

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Best Waifu Claimed as alaways: Mafuyu

It may be nearing completion.

claim are we safe from erp?

*always
>Mafuyu

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so who's lookin' to get fucked and sucked by the hottest glutton on this whole damn planet!

hope those legs of your break on a highway

Yes, is that not what you would like to be called leader??

I hacked my account now I am 11th prestige bitch, hope youre ready for the shit storm

Rikka claimed

Probably last claim for me before I sleep. I really shouldnt be awake..


Great ultimates overall. Well, when they're in the enemy team. When I'm the one Qing, it feels like Im throwing firecrackers instead of actual explosives.

her areola are huge though

listen here you fucking cocksucker, your waifu is stupid looking and goddamn worthless.

Get Out Glutinous Pervs.

Probably my least favorite waifu here.

Ugly as shit and underaged, please consider ending your own life.

I just want to feel alive again.

I just threw up on my bed, not a great start.

Sorry Emi.

mandatory cc claim

mother fuckin mother fucker
youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI

I have never caught wild fish before. Let alone caught any fish when I went fishing

Let's hope

I wasn't here a few thread ago. Did I miss out much?

Same

I don't think we ever done such

You're scaring me, prinz

youtube.com/watch?v=L_ijVnXIWBk

Couldn't put the effort in so you hacked your way?
Jesus Christ what a puss. Unlike you, some people actually put time into quality games like MW2.

Season 2 or movie maybe. That's what I'm hoping for

Hehehe~

Lewd leader just makes it sound like I started it.. That's all

gluttonous* jesus fucking christ, i'm a fat uneducated piece of shit, and i know how to spell that one. says a lot about you, dumbshit retard.

Ruri a qt
You a kike

best thumbnail Sup Forums gave me so far

more like an ugly excuse of a character

Was not trying to say the sin, mentally retarded faggot.

goodnight see ya later

get over yourself. go fucking suck a wet fart out of your grandpa's ass and hold it in like a bong rip, you fucking tryhard retard.

sing*

seriously, you can't even spell and your calling me retarded. pathetic

SALT
A
L
T

Sing? NO it was the SIN, fucking moron.

nice insult from the 8th grade

fucking child

I speared him from a kayak
They seemed pretty docile, maybe other kayaks fed them or something. Either way not my problem and it was delicious

Just ignore it, you're only fanning the flames

Yeah man I dont have time for grinding shit games, I gotta be on top as soon as I can!

I apologize! I didnt mean to make it seem like that. My bad!

We havent, I respect you too much frenemy

go suck off your lord and savior.

G-goddess of lewds?
Oh my...

Sorry Rikka, it was my fault~
>Actually, I'm not sorry
>Wahaha!

Oh Prinz...
You're...
Mmh...

I want to start licking that chocolate from your breasts and go all the way down through your belly.

> just threw up on my bed
How bad is your illness? You should probably get some rest man. Is there anyone there to take care of you? What symproms you got?

nice job capitalizing "no"

please consider tackling a moving train.

You're getting confused with Ayase

>grinding shit games
What the fuck did you just say, MW2 is a 11/10 in my books, you've got some real shit taste.

It's good to be grateful for what you have, but never stop trying to go further, you might be the next big game developer, strive for success.
I want to study medicine, the entrance exams aren't hard, but the marks required for medicine are astronomically high.
>We'll appreciate you leaving the demo, wholeheartedly

Good night! We'll continue this conversation if you are here tomorrow.

I give up.

I want that fucking thumbnail too

Nah that's okay! Just word it differently next time okay?
>hugs
Good job hiding, you did well

Hmmm?

What's going on?

i hope it kills you.

I know Shimakaze is already a cutie anyway, so even if Prinz isn't there yet, it's worth watching.

I'll stay here for a bit but post less for a bit.
Who's up for some huggies?

No way, fat fuck!
Ignore.

Hiya Konata
How ya been?

This is some real fucking cancer.

Is everything okay?

you responded to it; nice job "ignoring" me, moron.

Indeed it is.

go down to my meaty and sweaty cock and finish it off

die

everyone wants that thumbnail

Well I have just always been happy with what I had. I never realized I was poorfag until I got to high school where I felt it hard of course. I strive mostly to share my content and ideas with you guys, not so much in it for the money, but it's a nice bonus of course.

Medicine eh? That's a noble path you're on. What do you hope to do with it?

Your usual shitposting, along with some ERP
How are you Konata?

Hey there, I'm good, playing some lol, kinda confused. how are you?

You thought I said Ignore to you, moron.

Alcoholism.

You wouldn't be the first one.

How original.

Ah, well...
Nevermind...
I'll just put the remote where it was before Hehe~

Tats please...
Everyone's here to help...
You could've just told us what's going on~

>Mafuyu out.

Same boat as you, no idea what the hell is going on.

MW2 is a shit game ita all about CoD 4, thats where all the real men play. Not your pussy ass commando, no stupid one man army, real shooting games!

>hugs back
Yes captain! I will next time I promise!
Thank you, I needed to return to you, its what kept me alive

Make sure to warn me when you are about to finish, I don't want your sweaty load of manjuice in my mouth.

Heh, shimakaze is pretty cute. You only watch the show for the girls Really.
>hugs

N... No don't!

well, you did respond to my post. nice job capitalizing "ignore" in the middle of a sentence, dumbshit.

oh snap! how are you today? im good mostly
polka dots are cute :3

Aw that sounds like so much fun! I went fishing in a lake and got a bite and reeled it in and it got lose ;_; was sure it was a catfish

Totally agreed on that. It's like that childhood best friend of opposite sex that are like family kind of feel


This

Hey Tats, I know I'm new here but I totally know how you feel. I'd say that it's gonna "be ok" but you probably heard that a thousand times. You should take a nap, man.

>hugs back

I gotta agree thats my main reason to start watching too.

make sure to smear my mayonnaise all over your small child like body

that was a good one
>painful moans

Yui a cute

go fucking die

I'm tired man, been coding and modelling a good 12 hours or something and calling it a day now, looking to play some vidya
Do you play EUW?

How long have you been going? I helped my stepdad get off the stuff. He's 2 years clean now but that sure was a ride through hell.
Withdrawal is no joke. How are you dealing with it?

>trip dubs checked
Night

Alcohol is a bit counter productive if feeling alive is what you want.

diddo

kagami claimed!!! hello everyone

>I have just always been happy with what I had
I envy those who can think like you. But, I firmly believe that if you are good at something, you should get paid for it.
>What do you hope to do with it?
I want to become a neurologist and hopefully cure things like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, multiple sclerosis and stuff like that.

In my defense I must say you did it first. I don't know why I bother trying to help anyone.
It's your life. Do as you please.

yeah you fucking manimal monster. i would love to ram a banana up my ass, while dipping my balls in hot oil after reading this.

is this some sort of fetish?

Hi Kagami, been waiting for you to come on.

The tornadoes haven't taken you!

Dio-sama...

Leave kagami. It's erping and lewds everywhere!

Shinoa

But you hated it since the first time I showed it to you...

you have??? w-what for???
it'll take more than tornadoes to kill me!!!!
hey homu!!!

go fuck yourself

its a lively hood

b-but i never wanna leave!!!

Nah I don't play it, what is it? Kagami got me obsessed with LoL so I mostly play that, but I'll definitely be playing the new Pokemon later.
Hey there! how are you?

Nah. I'm fine. Leave me to destroy my liver alone.

Semi-alone at least. Drinking without anyone to talk to is boring.

I will, maybe just a few more shots and I'm gone.

Doesn't interest me.

>How do you deal with it?
I don't.

I know.

Aww, you're welcome infinite hugs

Yeah. Just a heads up the story line is really meh, but the girls keep you Interested

I didn't hate it, to be honest it was quite fun! Just unexpected

Because everyone else was consumed by ERP and shitposting.

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OH SHIT BOI, I just checked my phone and noticed location was turned off. And guess what, Tinder doesn't sen you notifications when your location is turned off

>mfw phone wouldn't stop vibrating
>mfw 22 matches
>mfw all 3D grills
Damn.

Well it's a mindset that I like to believe was grown from experience. I believe that if I do what I love good enough people will pay me for it anyway.
Curing Alzheimer would be most welcome. If you could do that inbetween now and say 3 years that'd be swell

Sup Kagami, bit of shitposting going on at the moment.

that image has traveled far beyond stupid as we know it, and into a whole n'other dimension of stupid. you're a faggot.

>mfw all 3D grills
You mean bots?

For your safety!

Oh shit nigga!

Shinoa

hey! im fine, just had a long day at work....'cause tornadoes kek, we had to move all our aircraft back out again....
oh!!! sorry to hear that...how did your day go??
i see that now....how are you doing kyo??