Help me laugh, i want to fuck with my girlfriend. Dubs decide
Help me laugh, i want to fuck with my girlfriend. Dubs decide
Hey baby, think you can fuck me in the ass tonight?
'ive had this boner since yesterday when i strangled that homeless guy on the highway. should i go to the doctor?'
She would love that
Roll
Bought a strap-on, I'd like you to be my first
Rolling
Hey,
I'm going to take you on a picnic this week, I really miss spending time with you in a really special way like we used to. I'll make a cake and all the food for you.
Love you my Angel!
xxx
what the fuck is that keyboard
I'm breaking up with you. Found a better girl. Bye.
I've been wiping my ass with the cat pass 2 weeks, you should try it bae.
Not sure,
...
One away from making her cry. kek
Hey Lara, what about 21h00? Jess wont let me do it in her ass
We should try roleplaying soon.
You can be the dragon, and I'll be the knight that slays you and rescues the princess.
rolling
WINRAR
"wanna have sex XD (?_?)"
Op: deliver, faggot.
yes
She hasnt responded yet.
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
"Oops that was meant for my sister"
post proof that u sent it though
WOOOOOOH WIN WIN WIN
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>including the quotes
Absolute madman
The time on your phone says 4:20, but the messages delivered at 4:12 &nd 4:19
what is going on op?
Oh shit, OP did it. For once OP is not a faggot.
Sup Forums shes calling me lol i need more dubz
He took a picture when she responded, faggatron, which was a couple of minutes after he sent her the first text.
Can you do anything right, you fucking retard?
Obviously you send it without quotations, and not in the same text.
I'm out of here, goodbye fucking idiot.
Answer the call and say "I have become a fat autistic manchild furry" and hang up
Will you please give me three fingers in the butt next time you blow my peepee?
Im working, so you gotta allow me time to update and crop. I dont want Sup Forums to have her number
Sorry, can't talk right now, but do you think you can ask your sister for a threesome?
You should give us her number anyway.
I was going to ask my sister why we haven't fucked yet
That would take quads
I sometimes think about your dad and what he could do to me.
we need to talk, Jessica
winner
WINRAR
go comment something about fucking her in the ass guys
Alright. Let's start going for quads everyone.
sorry about that, someone took my phone
but really lets have sex, tomorrow night
Check em
rolling this
Gonna go spam her insta...
...
I can't talk, I'm in a tunnel.
I like to fuck niggers
make dirty comments
While I'm getting things off my chest, I sometimes get off to Steve Carell movies
Don't make me spell it out you swine... Your dad makes me hot. I think of his rich anus when I'm deep in your rotten axe wound.
rrrrrrrroooooooooolllllliiiiiiinnnnnnnngg
roll
I have cancer
No just txt now, in jerking off looking at chloe pics, im sorry
chkxx yo xck phone is brea xchkkcx ing up i can't he cxchkchckx
rol
rolling
Rolling
Jessica im cumming right now
My name is Larry
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listen honey, you know i love you so much, but we can't be together if we don't try anal, lets buy a dildo and put it in my ass
Roll
ok roll for this
ill roll this
>check 'em
Send me pic of your boobs
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I've been thinking about this for a while now. I want to move to Belgium to inspire young Jihadis
Can't. I'm out with Crystal right now
I quit my job
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I have HIV
roll
Benis im Bagina :DDD xDDDD :DDDD
Winrar
Win
I love you
rolllllll
Im fall in love with mike, im homo...
I am to much faggot to learn that nazi text.
roll!
This
For this thing to work between us, I need you to have a sex change. It's nothing personal, and ive been wanting this for a while now. Please lets get through this together. I hope you can find it in yourself to understand.
WIN OP WIN DELIVER
Winrar of the roll?
roll
rol
There is a god
She is officially pissed
roll
Winrar
Are you retarded?
Almost home Sup Forums i must end this session. Ty for the laughs.