Help me laugh, i want to fuck with my girlfriend. Dubs decide

Help me laugh, i want to fuck with my girlfriend. Dubs decide

Hey baby, think you can fuck me in the ass tonight?

'ive had this boner since yesterday when i strangled that homeless guy on the highway. should i go to the doctor?'

She would love that

Roll

Bought a strap-on, I'd like you to be my first

Rolling

Hey,

I'm going to take you on a picnic this week, I really miss spending time with you in a really special way like we used to. I'll make a cake and all the food for you.

Love you my Angel!

xxx

what the fuck is that keyboard

I'm breaking up with you. Found a better girl. Bye.

I've been wiping my ass with the cat pass 2 weeks, you should try it bae.

Not sure,

...

One away from making her cry. kek

Hey Lara, what about 21h00? Jess wont let me do it in her ass

We should try roleplaying soon.
You can be the dragon, and I'll be the knight that slays you and rescues the princess.

rolling

WINRAR

"wanna have sex XD (?_?)"

Op: deliver, faggot.

yes

She hasnt responded yet.

"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
"Oops that was meant for my sister"

post proof that u sent it though

WOOOOOOH WIN WIN WIN

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>including the quotes
Absolute madman

The time on your phone says 4:20, but the messages delivered at 4:12 &nd 4:19


what is going on op?

Oh shit, OP did it. For once OP is not a faggot.

Sup Forums shes calling me lol i need more dubz

He took a picture when she responded, faggatron, which was a couple of minutes after he sent her the first text.

Can you do anything right, you fucking retard?

Obviously you send it without quotations, and not in the same text.

I'm out of here, goodbye fucking idiot.

Answer the call and say "I have become a fat autistic manchild furry" and hang up

Will you please give me three fingers in the butt next time you blow my peepee?

Im working, so you gotta allow me time to update and crop. I dont want Sup Forums to have her number

Sorry, can't talk right now, but do you think you can ask your sister for a threesome?

You should give us her number anyway.

I was going to ask my sister why we haven't fucked yet

That would take quads

I sometimes think about your dad and what he could do to me.

we need to talk, Jessica

winner

WINRAR

go comment something about fucking her in the ass guys

Alright. Let's start going for quads everyone.

sorry about that, someone took my phone

but really lets have sex, tomorrow night

Check em

rolling this

Gonna go spam her insta...

...

I can't talk, I'm in a tunnel.

I like to fuck niggers

make dirty comments

While I'm getting things off my chest, I sometimes get off to Steve Carell movies

Don't make me spell it out you swine... Your dad makes me hot. I think of his rich anus when I'm deep in your rotten axe wound.

rrrrrrrroooooooooolllllliiiiiiinnnnnnnngg

roll

I have cancer

No just txt now, in jerking off looking at chloe pics, im sorry

chkxx yo xck phone is brea xchkkcx ing up i can't he cxchkchckx

rol

rolling

Rolling

Jessica im cumming right now

My name is Larry

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listen honey, you know i love you so much, but we can't be together if we don't try anal, lets buy a dildo and put it in my ass

Roll

ok roll for this

ill roll this
>check 'em

Send me pic of your boobs

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I've been thinking about this for a while now. I want to move to Belgium to inspire young Jihadis

Can't. I'm out with Crystal right now

I quit my job

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I have HIV

roll

Benis im Bagina :DDD xDDDD :DDDD

Winrar

Win

I love you

rolllllll

Im fall in love with mike, im homo...

I am to much faggot to learn that nazi text.

roll!

This

For this thing to work between us, I need you to have a sex change. It's nothing personal, and ive been wanting this for a while now. Please lets get through this together. I hope you can find it in yourself to understand.

WIN OP WIN DELIVER

Winrar of the roll?

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rol

There is a god

She is officially pissed

roll

Winrar

Are you retarded?

Almost home Sup Forums i must end this session. Ty for the laughs.